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A party game for horrible people.

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2011
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@CAH
Cards Against Humanity
6 months
Get 50% off all Clam-O-Merch at https://t.co/Pg84ZqrTXl.
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clams.lol
A jar of mayonnaise. A pack of cards. A lifestyle.
@AWildDango
A Wild Dango
6 months
I tried to preserve this as long as I could 😢 @CAH RIP 2022 - 2025
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@T_C_the_creator
T_C
3 months
@CAH if I find someone else with this card, I’m suing
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@Chennylou
Tristan
5 months
This version of Cards Against Humanity is wild. I’ll report back. @CAH
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@caitvw
Caitlin Vander Weele, PhD
5 months
Almost deleted the email from Cards Against Humanity about supporting their Science Ambassador Scholarship — it felt too perfect to be real. But it was. @stellatecomms is honored to support this joyful, values-aligned program & the next gen of science communicators 🧪
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@CAH
Cards Against Humanity
6 months
Get 50% off all Clam-O-Merch at https://t.co/Pg84ZqrTXl.
Tweet card summary image
clams.lol
A jar of mayonnaise. A pack of cards. A lifestyle.
@AWildDango
A Wild Dango
6 months
I tried to preserve this as long as I could 😢 @CAH RIP 2022 - 2025
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@CAH
Cards Against Humanity
6 months
One year ago today, the last jar of Clam-O-Naise sadly expired. And yet, its tangy spirit lives on in our limited remaining stock of incredible Clam-O-Merch! Get T-shirts, hoodies, books, caps, and more––now 50% off while supplies last.
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clams.lol
A jar of mayonnaise. A pack of cards. A lifestyle.
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@CAH
Cards Against Humanity
6 months
One year ago today, the last jar of Clam-O-Naise sadly expired. And yet, its tangy spirit lives on in our limited remaining stock of incredible Clam-O-Merch! Get T-shirts, hoodies, books, caps, and more––now 50% off while supplies last.
Tweet card summary image
clams.lol
A jar of mayonnaise. A pack of cards. A lifestyle.
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@squeek93
J. Sperounis-Harden
10 months
Thanks @CAH it’s exactly what I wanted for Christmas! #DiamondPotato
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@johnnystantoniv
Johnny Stanton IV
10 months
My Diamond Potato from @CAH (Cards Against Humanity) came in after I legitimately forgot I purchased it. Here’s me pondering the aforementioned potato.
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@CAH_Science
Science Ambassador
10 months
Last call for applications! Submit your video TODAY to https://t.co/ScxdY9bEKy for your chance to win one of our five $20,000 tuition scholarships. ✨
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@rapideyes19
poo head stephy🖤
11 months
@CAH where can I get 12 more of these cat nip cards because my man loves them 😭
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@CAH_Science
Science Ambassador
11 months
👋 Students! It's time to get those application videos submitted to https://t.co/ScxdY9b6V0.
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@TheSamuelHall
Sam Hall
11 months
Did I really just spend $69 on a Diamond Potato? Yes
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@karine_hsu
Karine Hsu
11 months
lol Cards Against Humanity sold a Diamond Potato at $69.99 for their Black Friday campaign and sold out https://t.co/UaffwCoLq7
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@egregorerising
Egregore Rising ☀️/acc
11 months
you gotta love these crazy motherfuckers 😆
@CAH
Cards Against Humanity
11 months
This Black Friday, give the gift of a real potato covered in dozens of real diamonds. Available exclusively at https://t.co/S1yXY46UYZ.
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@CAH
Cards Against Humanity
11 months
Diamond Potato has sold out in less than half an hour. God bless America.
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@Dan_Ochs
Dan
11 months
For those of you looking for that perfect diamond potato for your loved ones this holiday season.
@CAH
Cards Against Humanity
11 months
This Black Friday, give the gift of a real potato covered in dozens of real diamonds. Available exclusively at https://t.co/S1yXY46UYZ.
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@theBitterRabbit
Bitter Rabbit
11 months
They always know what the people really want
@CAH
Cards Against Humanity
11 months
This Black Friday, give the gift of a real potato covered in dozens of real diamonds. Available exclusively at https://t.co/S1yXY46UYZ.
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@CAH
Cards Against Humanity
11 months
This Black Friday, give the gift of a real potato covered in dozens of real diamonds. Available exclusively at https://t.co/S1yXY46UYZ.
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@CAH_Science
Science Ambassador
11 months
Time's running out to apply for the Science Ambassador Scholarship by @CAH! Apply now 👉 https://t.co/ScxdY9b6V0.
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