femlaw being so depressed she doesnt rrally eat and very skinny and malnourished. femluffy comes into her life and starts sharing her food with her (biggest act of love). law puts on weight but it goes to her hips and boobs first. luffy biting her new fat +
luffy wants to post porn of femlaw to reddit and law is okay with it except for the fact that she has very distinguishable tattoos. luffy asks usopp (photoshop expert) to edit them out. usopp is like I AM NOT EDITING YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S TATTOOS OUT OF YOUR PORN WHAT THE FUCK
you cannot convince me law isnt naturally hairy like maybe he shambles his body hair off or whatever but if left alone for a week he has a treasure trail a full beard the back of his hands are hairy etc. luffy has to ask him to shave his asshole hair.
wait i have more to say about perona law friendship. they both like cute things! they would go to anime cons together! perona would help law break out of his shell! she would try to steal bepo from him!
luffy is rubber so he can stretch so he can fit multiple babies inside him like a cat and also like a cat they can all have different fathers so he’s carrying the entire next generation of pirates in him and (gets so horny i pass out)
not law still wearing the furry hat w summer clothes. you know bepo has to take it off his head when laws sleeping against him and throw it to shachi and penguin so they can wash it
luffy would watch either the most depraved porn that might not even be able to be classified as porn anymore OR he would google “boobs” and jack off to the image search results
luffy as a physical science major taking an anatomy class and the ta is law and luffy fucks him for better grades and they practice anatomy knowledge on each other. yeah.
with luffy's power he can not only take anything with no prep, just a little lube, and he can literally invent new holes by stretching. and you tell me you think he's a fixed top.
my preferred fem luffy has like delicious little apricot breasts that you can fit in your hand but i am also a big fan of big boobed luffy who is completely immodest and so her strapless tops are always sliding down and they're popping out of her bikini tops etc
luv how in nothing matters and its sequel i have made luffy sexually harrass law and zoro nonsexually. and in my pllanned lulaw divergence fic they will manage to have sex that is nonconsensual on both sides. im so talented
zoro getting to fuck luffy for the first time on the dinghy and busting a fat nut when hes not even halfway inside the luffussy. luffy is like
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
…
…that’s all?
BIRTHDAY BOY
[trans]hancock/[trans]luffy/[cis]law hancock and law compete to see who is going to knock luffy up while dping his pussy
happy bday luffy i hope you like dp
law being able to cut luffy in half and play with his guts and pull out his heart and then stitch him back up and he’s fine with his powers is one of the gayest things about him
the difference between zolu and lawlu is that zoro finds genuine, personal, spiritual, sexual fullfilment in being used as a human dldo. law is just getting blueballed
luffy discovering the concept of asexuality by googling “ace baseball game results” and being lead to a post about somebodys amateur asexual baseball league on reddit
every time luffy shows up to buy weed law is like i' not gonna do it. i'm not gonna fuck him. i'm gonna make him pay. and every time luffy is like hiiiiii can i pay with my pussy pwease 🥺and law gets on his knees to eat him out. his drug business is failing. he's at a net loss.
asl brothers are literally two trans bisexuals who are sucking and fucking their way through the grand line and sabo, the straightest cissest man you ever met
one of femlaw's hobbies is crocheting. one day luffy texts her like torao what are you up to :D and law's like oh i'm just crocheting. and luffy goes YOU'RE CROTCH EATING? WITH WHO? I'M NOT THERE!!! and law has to send a picture of her with the like scarf she's making for bepo
-lebanon has cold snowy areas
-brown
-historic relations between swana and spain adds layer to donquixote connection
-selfishly for brazil au brazil has the highest population of lebanese people outside of lebanon
@thepeachsqueeze
luffy holds more power over law imo. also yeah they met when luffy was 17 but like its not an unrealistic age gap + they meet again and actually connect when luffy is 19.
i wish there were 50 episodes of zoro with perona and mihawk. wheres gloom island gaiden. like does mihawk have to make a chore chart for perona and zoro because they just will not clean otherwise
i have a modern au lulaw idea in which corazon had medicine resistant adhd to the point of disability (cant hold a job etc) and while he lives alone law helps him out a lot with groceries, appointments, checking up on him, etc
reddit loves señor pink and thinks his backstory is sooooo dad but i dont give a single fuck bc he lied to his wife from day one. and kept lying to her. and kept working for objectively terrible people . russian and gimlet are who you should feel bad for.
guys if you had to pick someone to have a serious longterm domestic partnership with from op who would it be. im not talking about who you wanna fuck the most im talking about who you total bills and clean the toilet with
soooo into the idea of fem yandere luffy rn. zoro is her perfect partner ofc bc zoros like so devoted and willing to isolate herself for her. meanwhile luffy is stabbing shachi and peguin to death for the crime of being laws friends
i understand why oda did not want to design this for a main(ish) character but i do think it would be so interesting if law had scars from the white lead
imo luffy is grey ace in that he doesn't necessarily get horny outside of having sex, but he finds having sex fun, and like all fun things, it's better with friends!
lawlu lesbians where luffys never fucked a girl and laws a little kinky and luffy goes from like one tip of a finger bc its kinda gross to can i pwease fist ur ass law 🥺
the thing is obviosuly zolu is otp to me i want them married with three babies white picket fence whatever. but its like leopika. they like each other too much. theres not much room for spice in fandom. lawlu, however,
its not yaoi vs yuri its the fact that yuri and lesbian ships are consistently under represented and ignored. nobody wants to end yaoi. we just also want yuri.
zolusbians strap warming zoros taking a usual zoro nap w hands behind her head luffys wearing a lil sundress w zoros 10 inch strap in her guts edging herself waiting for zoro to wake up like its a fun game