all I’ve done at work so far is pretend to read a case file, pee , drink tea & watch tiktok… being very mindful of why I was invited to the unpaid internship 💯
Why is shooting your shot with someone you want to be friends with wayyyy more nerve wrecking than doing the same with someone you want to pursue romantically ???😭😭😭
Bullying in Kenyan high schools was so insane I remember the way my heart would drop everything I’d find notes in my desk telling me how fat my ass was 💔😔
Once I consider you my FRIEND there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you … you said you want to wear my underwear?? Okay baby let me find you the cutest one 😭
There was this really attractive deaf guy where I’m at & I was genuinely willing to learn sign language for him until he told my gay friend he’s going to hell in sign 😭😭😭😭😭
Be kind to people you never know what battles they’re fighting silently ( having an outrageously fat pussy that requires tailor made underwear with in built moisture absorbers ) 😔
I hate that I can’t relate to somethings like wdym by period boobs?? you mean to tell me not everyone’s boobs are large , voluptuous, perky & full everyday ?? 😣
I take entertainment on my instagram spam account very seriously one day it’s “ hey guys make lasagna with me 🥰🥰” the next is " shave my coochie lip to lip with me as I talk about what my dad did in 2005 ” 😭