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@bgftjcypsy
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Sexting is exclusive to literate people… wdym you want to make me mourn? WHO ARE YOU PLANNING TO KILL???? 😭
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If only 4 year old me would have been analyzing the stock market instead of watching tellitubies 😔
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Siku ziende haraka turudi polling station!
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@bgftjcypsy
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My version of staying sober is not drinking until the opportunity presents itself 😭
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@bgftjcypsy
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omg not me casually scrolling on my tl and seeing a video of my dad being used as a meme😭😭😭😭
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I’ll never experience the friends to lovers trope because once I put you in the friendzone , you are unfortunately never making it out of there 😭
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I need to stop treating law school like I’m Kim Kardashian 😭😭😭
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@iantravv I guarantee they were not thinking that 😭
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I lied there’s no sex , now put your clothes back on and do this autism test 💋
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all I’ve done at work so far is pretend to read a case file, pee , drink tea & watch tiktok… being very mindful of why I was invited to the unpaid internship 💯
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You better be a morning person if you plan on sleeping at my house because I’m up at 7 am sharp! Running my mouth 😭
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Hate to see two bad bitches fighting they should just kiss it out 😭
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If I was a footballer I’d simply kick the ball into the goal …
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@bgftjcypsy
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“Happy are the poor ” … bitch I’m mad af! ain’t nothing happy about this 🙄
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@bgftjcypsy
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Reminds me of when a guy told me this 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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Hakuna kitu ya ufala kama asking a shawry to be your gf, if she likes you enough she will assume the position
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@bgftjcypsy
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Dear black people , please put those colored contacts down!
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You’ll be having a good day then someone decides to call you 😭
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@bgftjcypsy
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No one wants to promote a rose toy or penis enlargement pills under this smh 🙄👎🏾
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I’m telling randa I can’t leave the house bc my dad is here ananiambia ati “ tell him it’s randa tattooist from twitter ataelewa ” ??? 😭😭😭
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1 week at an all inclusive resort by the beach would fix me 🙏🏾
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@bgftjcypsy
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Currently banned from TikTok , tinder and Uber… stay tuned to find out what app is next 🙏🏾
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@bgftjcypsy
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Why is shooting your shot with someone you want to be friends with wayyyy more nerve wrecking than doing the same with someone you want to pursue romantically ???😭😭😭
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Wishing your suicidal friends long life whenever they upset you >>> 😍
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I be like “ i like medium ugly guys ” until I make you walk behind me in public 😭
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@bgftjcypsy
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People who hate on cigarette smokers have just never enjoyed the bliss of a drunk cig 😭
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@bgftjcypsy
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10 new followers meaning 10 new people I have to have sex w omg 🙄
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I need to be at the beach in a bikini with a bottle of Jose Cuervo and a vape 🙏🏾
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@bgftjcypsy
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PSA: If you hear gunshots around Kilimani/ Lavington don’t be alarmed it’s just me walking around in my sundress 🙏🏾
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Friendship breakups are so weird … like damn I showed you my coochie for nothing ? 😔
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They should invent a relationship where I’m free to leave and come back whenever I feel like it 😭
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I don’t believe in astrology but you better not talk shit about my sign 🙄🙄🙄
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@bgftjcypsy
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Bullying in Kenyan high schools was so insane I remember the way my heart would drop everything I’d find notes in my desk telling me how fat my ass was 💔😔
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Working hard so I can pay him him to take me back 😔
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God take this cup of suffering (bisexuality) away from me 🙏🏾
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I have an assignment due tomorrow and I haven’t started it yet…hope I die in my sleep 🙏🏾
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@maribefly Pussy shriveled up and fell off 😭😭😭
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@bgftjcypsy
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Way to ruin the vibe 🙄
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Why not …
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God forbid a girl has hobbies 🙄
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You’ll be showing your crush a picture on your phone then here comes hustler fund reminding you to repay money 😭😭
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I could be on TikTok eating like Boina but my comments would be like “ no wonder ” & not “how do you do that ” 😭😭😭😭
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Once I consider you my FRIEND there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you … you said you want to wear my underwear?? Okay baby let me find you the cutest one 😭
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@bgftjcypsy
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I have found love … goodbye twitter ❤️
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@bgftjcypsy
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Lord I see what you’re doing for others 🙏🏾
@naturally_inam
Giulia Tofana
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me and my partner 🪴
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Need someone to be fatshaming me everyday at 8 am sharp! #ikokazike
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I’d never date a twitter influencer kazi ni kurepost wasichana ni kama wamepotea 😭
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bc i really ate w this one!
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I love friends that don’t act like visitors at my house I’m in my room and my friend is making herself breakfast in the kitchen 😭😭😭😭😭
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Getting a handwritten love letter would increase my life span by a couple years
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@bwucespingsteen 😭😭😭
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I think I like this little life ( I’m drunk ) 🤭
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@bgftjcypsy
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Making him laugh on the first date to make sure all his teeth are intact >>>
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That blood clot was a bit too big fly high dear one 😔🙏🏾🕊️
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@PrincessKTianna 😭😭😭😭😭
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There was this really attractive deaf guy where I’m at & I was genuinely willing to learn sign language for him until he told my gay friend he’s going to hell in sign 😭😭😭😭😭
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This would give me the ick 😭😭😭
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𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚
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😭😭😭😭nah I would never simp like this
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Fake oversharers when I walk in :
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Doing everything but reading for my exams 😜🎀
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“Who wants to go to the four seasons Orlando? ” … “ meee 👆🙋 ”
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Breaking generational trauma ( my dad goes to his room when I get home )
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The scientific field has advanced way too much for there not to be an alcohol that tastes nice … 👎🏾
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If I ever go missing y’all better use a picture of me with a full face beat and filter on … idc if they never find me 😭
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Those fake septum piercings are ugly af pls stop wearing them 😭
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I could never commit a crime bc I’d get tased for asking the officer to make my mug shot a video bc I’m not photogenic 😭
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@bgftjcypsy
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It’s actually a problem atp 😭
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@bgftjcypsy
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I start acting like Mr beast 😭
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I know my dad would sacrifice me for a white cap & full tank of fuel 😭
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AI is getting out of hand … I’ve just seen a picture of me asleep in class like in what world would an academic weapon like me do that ??? smh 😒
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I love talking to strangers because I can lie freely 😍
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@bgftjcypsy
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They don’t make movies like the hangover & grown ups anymore 😔
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Manifesting a care package but instead of roses and chocolate …. Vodka and a blunt 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Don’t follow me because I’m pretty. follow me bc I’m funny because beauty is temporary but funny is forever 🙄
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Two of the most insane people you know are on a date rn
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Me rn bc I’ve been locked out of the house & no one is picking my calls : 😭😭😭
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Me still going to Bwibo to eat the loaded fries :
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Tempted to text the love of my life that I miss them but I won’t so let me tweet about it 😭
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Be kind to people you never know what battles they’re fighting silently ( having an outrageously fat pussy that requires tailor made underwear with in built moisture absorbers ) 😔
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@bgftjcypsy
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I go down stairs slow af because the stares I get when the clapping starts make me too self-conscious 😔
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@bgftjcypsy
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Me in hell after the vibrator I bought from jumia starts a fire in the middle of the night :
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Yesterday I was drunk and asked my friend to text my mum for me ,tell me why he started the message with “ Hey my love ” 😭😭😭😭😭
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I hate that I can’t relate to somethings like wdym by period boobs?? you mean to tell me not everyone’s boobs are large , voluptuous, perky & full everyday ?? 😣
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Check on your friends with big boobs … this heat is doing us dirty 😖
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I take entertainment on my instagram spam account very seriously one day it’s “ hey guys make lasagna with me 🥰🥰” the next is " shave my coochie lip to lip with me as I talk about what my dad did in 2005 ” 😭
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I start acting like Mr beast 😭
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When do y’all notice that you’re too drunk ?🤣😂
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@bgftjcypsy
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People be so afraid of going to hell whole time hell is just listening to Elsa Majimbo talk for eternity 😭
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58 followers?? I remember when it was just me and Randa 😭
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@bgftjcypsy
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My first relationship will coincide with the second coming of Christ and I’m so sure about that!
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Me walking confidently in town despite having no idea where I am & Panicking internally :
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If your father isn’t home he’s with me
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Studs be so fine until you see them in person and their 3’5 😭
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Shotout to my dad for getting ours custom made so we didn’t feel left out 😭😭😭
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Still mad that my name wasn’t on any coke bottles
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@bgftjcypsy
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My gallery is like , random photo , random photo , boobs , random photo random photo , more boobs 🎀
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@bgftjcypsy
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I’ll remain sober this entire weekend bc my favorite time to be drunk is at 8am on a random Tuesday 😍
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If we can learn anything from Mr dimples it is that pretty privilege is supposed to get you free shots at a club and not win you an election!
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I be like “ I miss my man ” & it’s 7 people I’m talking about
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in the mood to be drunk and disorderly
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@bgftjcypsy
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The alter boys won’t be the only ones serving at church today 😝
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@bgftjcypsy
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Omg bacon is nasty af! Fuck pigs! Death to all pigs! Alhamdullilah!
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EID Mubarak 🖤🤲🏿
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Learning how to do lash extensions properly on myself is one of my greatest achievements!
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it’s really an addiction
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@bgftjcypsy
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Just seen a video of me drinking alcohol with a straw what was I going through back then (Monday)
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