Lindsay Jones
@IAmLindsayJones
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They/Them 💗💜💙 VTuber - Voice Actor (RWBY, Red Vs. Blue, Camp Camp) BUSINESS INQUIRIES: lindsayjonesbusiness @gmail .com
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The overwhelming feelings of repulsion, betrayal, and rage are beyond words. I am so incredibly sorry to everyone else they hurt. Positively sick to my stomach and just heartbroken learning how long we thought we knew someone. Someone we also called “family.”
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Welcome to life, Luna Claire Jones! You were born on the eve of a full moon, really living up to your Roman goddess namesake. 🌕 Thank you all so much for the well-wishes. She’s healthy as…
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“M and L, it’s perfect!” Brothers? Not in my AU. Happy Halloween from the Super Mario Spouses™️! 🧡🖤
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Woman next to me at a bar was passive-aggressively giving our bartender shit for speaking Spanish to the staff. I asked the bartender if she could just speak to me in Spanish for the rest of the time I was drinking & she agreed. The woman next to me stopped talking to me. 😛
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I hope that everyone this nauseating, pathetic fuckhead hurt is granted some relief from this.
❌ Twitch Partner "SortaMaliciousGaming" (
@ryanthetwit
) has been banned! ❌
#twitch
#ban
#firstban
#partner
#twitchpartner
🦁
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Small victory: I jokingly told myself I was going to come out of quarantine like Goku coming out of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, but I’ve lost 40 pounds and am nearing my goal so
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17 weeks in! Our little one is the size of a turnip. Damn that there are no turnip emojis.
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ah_michaeljones's photo She's absolutely incredible. ❤️
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Iris learned how to say the names of Pokémon before “mama” and “dada”. I’m so damn proud of her.
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18 weeks. Our little one is the size of a bell pepper/soda can.
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I told Iris that I loved her and she yelled “YOSHI!” so it’s confirmed that the feeling’s mutual.
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It really is. We're keeping at it, I promise. Thanks for everything. I miss you.
Guys... Life... it's pretty awesome. Just keep at it. And I'll keep going too.
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When Pokémon 2000 came out, my mother took me to see it in theaters. She didn’t want to see the movie. She didn’t care about Pokémon at all. But she sat through the whole thing in silent, mind-numbing agony. Because she wanted me to be happy. Thanks, mom. ♥️
#HappyMothersDay2019
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Me: "Oh, ow. The baby's moving a lot tonight."
@AH_Michael
yells at my stomach, "YOU LEAVE HER ALONE! YOU HEAR ME?! I AM YOUR FATHER!" ❤
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I’m sorry?
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We were waiting outside of a restaurant for our table. A woman burst out of the doors and yelled over the crowd:
“PAUL!!! WE’RE SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GET IN HERE!!!”
Paul put out his cig and started walking inside. He shrugged at us. “You believe this shit?”
New Jersey.
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Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for all of the kind words, everyone! We can’t wait to be parents of two. 😊 And while your gifts mean the WORLD to us, there are so many children who need them more. Please consider donating to local charities, instead!
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Tonight my mom told me that while she & my father never understood anime, they would actively seek out ways to connect with my love for the genre bc they knew how much it meant to me. That’s pretty legit, especially considering where my career has gone. Thanks, mom & dad. ❤️
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From my experience so far, parenting is a never-ending stream of elation, disbelief & saying "we MADE that" every two seconds.
@AH_Michael
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Today’s Off Topic:
@AchievementHunt
discussing their dislike of eggnog.
Me looking at the two dozen homemade, eggnog flavored cupcakes I have ready to bring to work tomorrow:
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My 7 y/o nephew, playing Pokémon: “Magikarp! The weakest Pokémon ever!”
*Turns to Iris*
“Don’t worry, Iris! You’re the strongest Pokémon ever! You’re ‘cute’ type! You’re the only ‘cute’ type to ever exist!”
I adore this kid. And yes, he knows about the power of Gyarados.
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Happily married and we both play video games for a living, baby! Life is good. Life is good.
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There’s been a lot of positive talk about muscular women on here recently and as someone who was made fun of constantly in HS for having big biceps I appreciate it ❤️ Feel free to brag of your own buff-ness below, if you like.
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We’ve been rewarded the very slightest relief. But the evidence speaks for itself: we as Americans (specifically fellow white Americans here) must STEP. UP. We cannot say things are “back to normal”. 1. They are not. 2. Even if we went back to early 2016, the norm wasn’t just.
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Today I told my nephews that Iris didn’t know how to give hugs, yet. They’ve spent the last 30 minutes trying teach her.
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19 weeks. Our little girl is the size of a heirloom tomato 🍅
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I don’t like to talk about personal stuff much because I’m a private person and there are a million more important people and events to focus on, but it’s nice to know I’m not alone in battling with mental health issues (especially now.) Fighting my own brain daily really whomps.
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Brought Iris to the office to see
@GeoffLRamsey
The second she saw him, she started crying. The second he left, she stopped. Your goddaughter loves you, Geoff. We swear...
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Got to hear our little one's heart beat again this morning. We're truly lucky to be having a second healthy child and all of your kind words and well-wishes mean the world. Thank you all! ❤️
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Brought Iris by the
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office and I shit you not, she babbled and it sounded like she said “Moon ball “ while we were in there.
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20 weeks. Our little one is the size of a banana. 🍌
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Spent some time reflecting and wishing that things were different, today. But of all people, you would have hit me on the head with a fruit and told me to stay strong and not to waste time on sad memories. Miss you dearly, friend. ❤️🌹
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@Twitch
@TwitchSupport
This man is a sexual abuser who used and preyed on his audience. He should not have a platform.
Remember when I said Ryan Haywood wasn’t going to abandon his Twitch channel and will more than likely be coming back to it? ☕️
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I had directors, educators, friends and significant others tell me that I wasn’t talented and/or pretty enough to be an actor. And now I hunt ghosts. SO SUCK ON THAT.
Tech Twitter: Tell me about a time someone underestimated or dismissed you and what amazing things you’ve gone on to do since then?
RT for reach if y’all want a bunch of victory stories 😌💖
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Dreamt that
@RyanTheTwit
had gained about 600 lbs over the holidays and was EXTREMELY offended by my shock. Dream Ryan even told me that I had put on some weight too and had no room to talk. Dream Ryan is savage.
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Excuse me, flight attendant? I don't feel safe w/ this man on my flight. He is making me uncomfortable. Please escort him off of the plane.
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I’ve found my Yoda.
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Iris: Speaks incoherent, baby gibberish.
My 7 y/o cousin: *sighs and shakes his head* “I SOOOO know what you mean, girl.”
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This'll be the most controversial tweet I've ever made: I've always found these cookies to taste fucking terrible. The cookies & frosting have the consistency of compacted sand & toothpaste, respectively. Their flavor, a mix of overwhelming amounts of flour & eggs. That is all.
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To the man who gave me a voice, the courage to create, and invaluable friendship. He was taken away far too early.
http://t.co/h0o3X8bsqw
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Because I’ve been going hard and watching My Little Pony with Iris:
Twilight Sparkle -
@GeoffLRamsey
Rainbow Dash -
@AH_Michael
Rarity -
@GavinFree
Applejack -
@JeremyNDooley
Fluttershy -
@jack_p
Pinkie Pie -
@RyanTheTwit
Don’t @ me.
@AchievementHunt
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FIRST: REGISTER TO VOTE!!!!!! SECOND: Finding some small happiness in hair dyeing. And purple is a wonderfully witchy fall color. 💜 🔮 Any guesses on my winter theme?
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Never in my life did I think I'd dye my hair this color. Let alone that I'd like it
@kellystylesATX
's a hair wizard
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Doctor: “You have bruises on your arms and legs. What happened?”
Me, answering honestly: “Oh, we get a little ‘rough n tumble’ in my line of work.”
Doctor: “What do you do?”
Me: “..........I mostly play video games.”
@AchievementHunt
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We do not want you in our fanbase if your idea of "criticism" is just thinly veiled hate and harassment toward marginalized creators who are making awesome content.
Cause so far I’ve been called a diversity hire, been told my hair is that of a troll doll, been made fun of for my voice, etc... and the crazy thing is... none of this “criticism” is about my comedic style. Just my race and the fact that I’m a woman. So what did you gain?
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Me: “Man, SCREW Bakugo. He’s such a dick. I don’t get the love for him. No one would like him this much if he wasn’t attractive.”
Also me: *marries and has children with the IRL version of Bakugo*
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Raise your hand if you’re also the kind of person who generally doesn’t know what they want, but definitely knows what they DON’T want. 🙋🏼♀️
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“This GTAV race has been designed in a way that makes it so you cannot lose.”
@AchievementHunt
Tell me about a time someone told you that you could not do something and you went ahead and succeeded out of spite.
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I’m so out of it today that I asked myself l, “Did I take my car home from work?” and had to think for a second. While I was driving home from work. In my car.
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I've said it before & I'll say it again: The smallest kindness can turn someone's life around. I truly believe that, even if it seems like hopeless effort, you're still actively making the word a better place. I try to live by those words, especially to combat growing cynicism.
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21 weeks. Our little one is the size of a carrot. 🥕
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At the airport lounge when a news report about e-sports comes on. A guy loudly says that it’s “a waste of time to watch people play games” & a woman follows up, “it is NOT the same as watching regular sports!” & the bartender is going hard to defend. Mad props, bartender. ❤️
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Me: “Sweetie! How old are you?!”
Iris: “NO.”
Me: “You are two years old, correct.”
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Fell asleep on my flight. Dreamt I was talking to someone in Spanish. Was awoken by my own voice, speaking Spanish out loud. The man next to me gave me a look before going back to his reading. Lo siento, señor.
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Thanks for being kind, y’all 💚
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.
@AH_Michael
felt the baby move in my tummy for the first time. 😊 Now we wait for the chestburster to breach...
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What they say: “You should lose weight...for Michael!”
What they mean: “You should lose weight...for me!”
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My Lyft driver just stopped our ride for a second so that he wouldn’t run over a rat. “I didn’t want to hurt the poor thing! He’s just going about his business.” Wholesome. ❤️🐀
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Me: *Walks into the
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office holding my lunch, in Tupperware containers*
@GavinFree
: *Points to my Tupperware* "Hey, tubs!"
Me: *rubs stomach* "ALRIGHT!"
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These are clearly children, sir.
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Its funny, I love cats and
@AH_Michael
loves dogs (we're fans of both, we just have preferences.) But, personality-wise, I am dog-like and he is cat-like. It was meant to be. ❤️
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Love that I get to rewatch the movies from my childhood with Iris. In these past 2 weeks alone, we’ve seen Fievel Goes West, Atlantis, The Prince of Egypt, Balto, the Swan Princess, Thumbelina, We’re Back, Mulan, & El Dorado. Next: Troll in Central Park & All Dogs Go To Heaven!
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Moon Ball
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Many of you lovelies have sent
@AH_Michael
and I supplies to help us with our newfound parenthood. Words could never describe how grateful we are. I've broken down crying several times thinking about how generous you've been to our family. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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She gave me a free alcoholic drink purely because another person on my flight complained that her alcoholic drink wasn’t free. I don’t know what to do with this savage yet beneficial, third-party spite.
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I once simply retweeted the words “Imagine feeling safe walking home at night.” The number of people (all were men, actually) replying that I was being absurd or who were confused as to what I meant was astounding. This (along with countless other examples) is what we fear -
A thread:
The following set of tweets detail what happened to me coming home Saturday night to University Heights in the BX. I am not doing this for attention/sympathy, but rather to warn the public, especially my fellow women, who may live in the area or know some1 who does.
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Reeeeeaaaaaalllyyy creeping me out that Iris keeps staring at an empty corner in the house and laughing like someone's playing with her.
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.
@JeremyNDooley
: “I know that arguing with you is pointless...”
Me, instinctively and sincerely : “Thank you.”
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Person: calls me Pam from Archer as an attempted insult
Me: “Pam is a BAMF, I’m honored by the comprisson, thank you. Also, I MUST cosplay her.”
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I can hear this image. And I hate it.
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I'm totally with
@PhillyD
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Never forget that a small act of kindness can have a huge impact.
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Pregnancy farts are on a whole other level. I've got napalm in my ass and I can't control when I use it.
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24 weeks. Our little one is the size of an ear of corn. 🌽
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Me: “I got this posture corrector. It’s like a harness that I wear under my shirt all day.” *shows picture*
Friend: “It looks and sounds like a BDSM vest.”
Me: “...I have scoliosis. There’s no pleasure in this pain.”
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