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Urethra Franklin
@zaralb
10 years
V. disappointed and confused after my last call with @EE Quoted 67 then 87 then 51 to cancel. No idea what I'm paying #shocking
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10 years
Thanks Johnny from cancellations for solving all my Qs @EE You are a credit to your company, and saved a potentially unhappy customer
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10 years
Thanks @megabusuk for mine and @TheRealKallaum 's £1 journey to London. Couldn't be happier! 😆😆 #wholenewmeaningtolowcost #practicallyfree
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11 years
1 minute until #GBBO
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11 years
I don't know who Geoffrey Right is but I'd greatly appreciate it if @firstdirect would stop calling me asking for him! @firstdirecthelp
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@zaralb
11 years
I really appreciate good customer care! Actually enjoyed ringing @HSBC_UK #happycustomer
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@zaralb
11 years
I'm too slow! @BBCR1 #bigweekend #foofighters need to be speedier 😠
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@zaralb
11 years
Oh no! Got beaten to it by Terence from Middlesbrough #radio1bigweekend @BBCR1 #foofighters Neeeeeeeeed tickets
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11 years
Feeling very shocked upon opening my honey and nuts belvita biscuit box to find it contains choc chip biscuits #misleading @belVita
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@CadburyUK
Cadbury UK
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11 years
7 Dairy Milk flavours. 10 limited edition bars! Look out for a chance to win a Spectacular 7! #FreeTheJoy http://t.co/DzCEasiwZe
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11 years
I get far too excited about new @GreggstheBakers products. The oat and fruit cookie 👌💜 #nailedit
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@innocent
innocent drinks
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11 years
Remember when it was Thursday and life was simple and you hadn't seen #TheDress and you felt confident about what colours looked like?
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@zaralb
11 years
Happy fucking new year you bunch of bastards
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11 years
Might be able to sleep now there's some half decent organisation going on
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@jackwhitehall
Jack Whitehall
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11 years
“@georgialrobin: Hmm. Seems legit? @jackwhitehall @AndreaFaustini1 http://t.co/gC6rOMPAbW” oh dear
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11 years
Yeah but... your crackers are shit #fuckinghighlight @jasonmarkcook
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@zaralb
11 years
Unbelievably happy after purchasing my Tuna calendar for next year #tunameltsmyheart
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@zaralb
11 years
A raging hangover and i have to go to work. Oh and it's this black Friday shit
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Urethra Franklin
@zaralb
11 years
I have a burning hatred for people who constantly take photos of themselves. Like with no other people. How vain can you be really though?!
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Urethra Franklin
@zaralb
11 years
Fantastic start to the morning
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