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@youcancallmeQ_
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8 months
A glass pot is crazy give the food some privacy
@Ms_Logical
Mankhumiše 🤍
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See how you cook Spaghetti!
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1 down, (at least) 1 more to go🥳👨🏾‍🎓
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New beginnings 🙏🏾🏠
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Yoh guys the surname is not a typo I was being sarcastic. Yes that’s my surname, no I dont have German ancestry. Its not that deep man 😂
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@Zeighlove It’s actually Hilter. Hope this helps 🫶🏾
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@lordprettygorda Exactly like damn let it do its business in peace 😂
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4 months
Smol nyana upgrade from ND-10s innit🥹🙏🏾
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I need a car. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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@youcancallmeQ_
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Marks? Out Degree? Complete Distinctions? 2 Dean’s list? secured What does a UCT graduand eat for breakfast?🥳
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@youcancallmeQ_
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Need that with this picture 🥹
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🥹🙏🏾❤️‍🔥
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@youcancallmeQ_
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Also, @cnehshuga I know you’re behind this account 😭
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UyaSaba ukuthi South Africa oe?
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Okay but she really was on the front lines I respect her for that😅
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This is sad! @UCT_news 😟💔
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My chocolate cake>>>
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Uhm. What was Lemonade??? This is the age-old chat on how only yt women are allowed to be vulnerable and fragile and emotional. Black women aren’t awarded the same privilege.
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2 years
@hasansglasses @Smartguyy She’s doing a fucking good job 😭
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2 years
-Responds to texts slowly(I can’t answer your question 30 seconds later and then you’re offline for 5 business days afterward) -someone who doesn’t communicate(if you’re gonna be offline, just let me know and I’ll be cool) -someone who makes me feel like I’m forcing…
pettiest reason you won’t date someone?? 👀
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@Smartguyy I’m way too high for this. Wdym that’s not Ariana Grande?
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@MazikodeThah Americans use the 12 hour clock. They refer to the 24 hour clock as “military time” because it’s predominantly used in the military
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This baking shit is too easy 😮‍💨
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@MandlaMagagula The jokes write themselves
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A reminder that Karma doesn’t exists and bad people often prosper
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look at her 😭😭😭 even she can’t believe she went from side chick to queen 😭
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@theboyslade Nkare ke food hamper 😭
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I can’t believe patriarchy really convinced everyone that women are the ones that need contraceptives.
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33 children. This is so irresponsible and nasty.
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@MDIMA64526158 Don’t believe everything you see on Twitter 👍🏾
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I kinda liked today’s fit 🤌🏾🩵
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@youcancallmeQ_
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2 years
So are you like, a professional photographer? Because all your shots look like they belong in a magazine 😍
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gloomy but beautiful 😍
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@Fisokuhle_mabuz Exactly. She truly was on the front lines throughout the entire protest. From start to finish. I respect that
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@court2baghdad If I were you I’d just fold tbh ☹️
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@cnehshuga Never in my entire life. There is nothing I can count on more than my unluckiness.
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@Ayanda_Cele You get me!🤣🫶🏾
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1 year
Guys are we sure Tequila is meant for human consumption ?
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2 years
@AmirSaint_ @SeyeAderinwale @KanyeMedia_ No it’s literally because the show is about the Kardashians. So they are saying which Kardashian’s kids they are. It’s NOT that deep
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I always see those videos of gents getting mad at their girls wanting some of their food and it seems so crazy to ME because sharing food is one of the ways I show love. If I love you I’ll always offer you some of my food even if it’s just to taste😂
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@_Onezwa So we can wish but hai kakhulu?😭
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@youcancallmeQ_
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You need to be arrested. We’ll figure out the charges later
@Blaq_Hawk1
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@itu_nadia I know it's wrong to unalive someone but nothing breaks a man than being cheated on by the woman you've given your heart to.
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1 year
@MphoMoalamedi Affordable, reliable and clean public transport
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1 year
Today was a good day🤌🏾
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The funniest thing about this is his bigotry has made him forget how the English language works🤣. English speakers have ALWAYS used “they” when referring to a person whose gender was unknown. Most of us don’t even notice when we do it 😂
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This man told me he has a KID. So I responded, “how old are they?” This man gone say, “I have a son. I don’t have a they.” Yeah and now you don’t have my number because you are blocked.
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Damn. I really did that? 🥲 That’s crazy…
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@YANDANI_M_ Thanks for paying my tuition this year big bozza 🙌🏾. I appreciate it 🤝🏾
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Last performance before I go back home 👀
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@youcancallmeQ_
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@kealey____ Don’t forget that service fee that they sneak in there too
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STAGE 6?! With an hour’s warning? Nah bro fuck Eskom YOH
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@youcancallmeQ_
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Anyways Happy Easter y’all❤️
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Making a whole feast today for no reason apart from it being Easter Sunday😂
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Articles secured at one of the big five law firms in my SECOND YEAR of my LLB🥳. So so thankful🥹
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There’s so much riding on this one thing bro. Just hoping for good news 🕯️🕯️
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@DannyMongezi @mihlalii_n Yoh you know you’ve lost the argument when you gotta lie about looks😔. We all know uMihlali umhle guys
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Not too shabby 👀
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I think red velvet cupcakes are the order of the day today🤔
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@cherryk0la Haibo umbuzo onjani lena?😭
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I hate how comfortable *some* gay men are with laying their hands on women. Regardless of how feminine you present, you’re still a man and shouldn’t be so comfortable hitting women.
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@esihlenkosi_ @cnehshuga Yaz I was confused when I read this but then I remember ukuthi abagezi😭😭😭😭
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@bluloveslife @MorenaShai @Jay_Polelo @angella_phad @thattwinknulla No it is NOT true. Two sperm cells can NOT fertilise one ovum. For identical twins, one ovum is fertilised by one sperm cell and through mitosis the fertilised embryo splits in two to form two babies. Hence identical twins share the same DNA
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She beautifully articulated something I’ve always said. Because their whiteness doesn’t give them access to oppression, white people use things like being queer and neurodivergent to be like “I’m oppressed too”
@SomaKazima
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No wait, let her COOK
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@jaytaylor03 @RichardEdenfie1 @wikivictorian Slavery ended in 1865. Literally 45 years before this picture was taken.
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Idk man. Blaming women for men’s lack of self-control is never a good idea. Maybe blame the men that couldn’t take a hint or just a “no” the first time?
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Honestly I blame the Huns that go to clubs to Sell, now Gents thinks every skirt they see there is Selling. Gents it’s okay to drink and go home SOLD OUT WE LOVE YOU NICKI Doja Cat #PinkFriday2 Bomb Squad
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These alpha male podcasts are rotting these gents’ brains fr
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I really thought I was crazy for finding his approach a little crass but I’m glad I wasn’t the only one
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All the famous black people getting cooked for giving their condolences to the Queen is KILLING me 😭🤣. Even Viola Davis got cooked😂. No one is safe
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@youcancallmeQ_
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“Hi guys, ngine degree”
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WE WILL BE THERE
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The food The cook
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@esihlelujiva
big story.
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The food The cook
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@youcancallmeQ_
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@PrinceKaybee_SA Hits don’t last? Tell that to Mgarimbe
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1 year
Still not quite over this picture. Thought Twitter deserved to see it too 👀
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2 years
The sooner you accept that anti-blackness is prominent amongst all race groups the better. There are few things as ubiquitous as anti-blackness in this world.
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@youcancallmeQ_
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3 years
You know the whole “no one cares” as a response to people sharing things on their social media platform is really a weird one I won’t lie. Especially considering most people share just because? Like, I don’t remember sharing something because my followers or viewers would care
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@aaelps @eyeheartderaa They was like “y’all a little too happy for my liking”😭😂
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They really said “don’t introduce me to a lifestyle you can’t maintain”
@Phil_Lewis_
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An aquarium in Japan has changed the diet of its penguins and otters due to rising costs, and the animals are refusing to eat the cheaper fish
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The classism in this country, particularly within the black community, will never cease to astound me.
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😭😭😭😭😭
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This is actually cracking me up like welcome to South Africa. I probably know more (unconvicted) murderers than I can count on my hands 🤣
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Ngl I find it crazy that Musa murdered someone and isn’t in jail
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@youcancallmeQ_
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GB WhatsApp users basically practise witchcraft
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Guys this person on tsapp sent me a text now but the last seen is 26 Jan 😭 can you fake a last seen?
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@Shoun_B Kanene you hate Peppa pig 😭🤣
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1 year
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The way the relationship between American people and race is very strange. I can’t quite put my finger on it but it’s weird man
@MikeBaggz
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Serena Williams’s legacy would of been even more SOLIDIFIED if she married a Black American man.
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[Speaking for myself] It’s not an obsession with being unavailable. People feel entitled to have access to you via apps like WhatsApp. They send a message and see you’re online but haven’t responded and they get offended when you could be on a video call or something
@KhulisoMahosi_
𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐳𝐢 𝐃𝐢𝐨𝐫.
2 years
your guys’ obsession with being unavailable or reliable will always be strange to me. 😭
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My hot take is if you have to pull out baby pictures or pictures of your grandparents to prove that you can say the n-word then maybe you just shouldn’t say it?
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finding out that this was his response to saying the n-word….😭😭😭
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@mihlalii_n He needs to vent ma’am😭😭😭
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Enkosi Ta March 🙏🏾
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2 years
@cnehshuga Apparently it’s eggs, pap and atchaar ☹️
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6 months
Anyways here’s the opposition party clearly demonstrating that they support apartheid and genocide. Remember this when you go to the voting polls next year and remember to register in the interim!
@ewnreporter
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[JUST IN] The DA has removed Ghaleb Cachalia from its Shadow Cabinet over his tweet which said “I will not be silenced. Israel is committing Genocide. Full BLOODY stop.” In a letter signed by DA leader, John Steenhuisen, he said Cachalia’s tweet is not inline with the party. TCG
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She’s the most South African person I’ve ever seen 🤣
@capital_buzzz
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Tyla has an unexpected fave food spot... ➡️
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2 years
Takes me back to something Someone said on TikTok that stuck with me: “Heterosexuality is the only sexual orientation that is forced on kids.”
@JamilFarouk
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2 years
Heterosexual people are so shameless about sexualising children and assigning heterosexuality to them, but claim queer people loving each other out loud indoctrinates children into queerness. The call is coming from the same room.
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Oh yes. I’ll never forget I was walking with my family in a train station in Sweden and we were chatting and this white lady walks past and says “good morning South Africans” 😂. Let me tell you it made our day to meet someone from home😂
@TomiRikhotso
Tomi Rikhotso
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Is it easy to spot another South African, when you’re both in a foreign country?
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I feel like I say this at least once a year but the Am*ric*n concept of the one drop rule is rooted in white supremacy. It’s not about the strength of the black genes but about the purity of whiteness…
@YannaDanil
MoneyMakingYanna 💋
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😭 maybe it’s cause I’m creole but you can clearly tell that this lady is black???
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1 year
I mean?!
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1 year
My cooking skills are so GOATed it’s crazy 😮‍💨
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This made me laugh so so hard because it’s so true 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣. This is why I’m still friends with Oliver and Reese after all these years 😭😭😭
@ChrisExcel102
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Notice how these kind of friendships last longer because they don’t borrow each other clothes…
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2 years
“Not me tho y’all be safe out there xoxo”
@Soniclenah
Overzealous لينا🇵🇸
2 years
As a tall and skinny girl, Zara has my back when it comes to jeans and I’m grateful 🥺
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@Laureasons_ Thank you😊
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Frame 2 looks like it belongs in a magazine!!🔥🔥
@cnehshuga
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2 years
love sundays 🤍
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Thought y’all deserved to see this picture 🫶🏾
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3 months
White South Africans brazenly complaining about the presence of AFRICAN people in South AFRICA will always be the most blatant display of the entitlement of their ilk. You (and your race) are the invaders here, not the other way around. Never forget that.
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When did First Thursday become so black? There is just no other way to put it, I'm sorry. (not sorry) When FT started, it was about art and creativity. Now it's just a black jol. @geordinhl killed another Cape Town thing.
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@ThakhaniThakhie @iNJBL @cwengilemkosana inyoni is a bird, so you were close 🤍
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The funniest part about it is we are notorious for having so many human rights 🤣 You could have came for anything else but this😂
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Again, for Taquita!
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South Africans talking about human rights…. Omg
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8 months
This is how tight my budget for the month is btw
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I lost it when i saw she tagged News24 and Drum😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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New babies
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Wish I took more pictures. Can see where my priorities lie😂
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dinaledi aligning.
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Lemme see how you spent your Christmas 🥹🎄
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6 months
Whenever I say Fuck the ANC, I’m NEVER talking about Naledi Pandor
@AthiMtongana
Athi Mtongana
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[SOUTH AFRICA] Parliament of South Africa debates the ongoing #Israel #Palestine conflict in the Middle East. Dr Cornelius Mulder, Freedom Front Plus MP (opposition party) poses a question to South Africa’s Foreign Affairs Minister, Dr Naledi Pandor in the National Assembly.
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@cnehshuga Increase the amount of protein in your diet and increase your activity levels
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A glimpse at life lately 💚
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I need a car. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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8 months
I actually would love to read a sociological paper on the absence of a sense of community in suburban neighbourhoods and how that shapes the lives of the people within it. Community is so important and they just seem to do without it?
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Jiki jiki khona umcimbi and you’re on the menu sana
@erigganewmoney
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2 years
I wish I was a cow. Just eating grass in a field . No rent , no sub, no job , no stress , just moo. 😩😩
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@youcancallmeQ_
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@Shoun_B @SabeloMncwabe The funniest part is uyazazi🤣🤣🤣🤣
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How y’all hating on him for cleaning? For cleaning dawg?😭 okay fine be masculine and dirty keh
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