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I'm a Savage.. I'm an AssHole I'm A King!!!🔥 The only legal 🐈🐟🔥🇿🇦.. BLACK TWITTER President “commentary”
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Times are bad. The landlord needs his money. No petrol. Or food
Don’t worry we got you…
Here is a Plug for Quick Loans. 😁👇
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Spending your money on people who will welcome you with warm hands when life hits you is very important 🙌🏽
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Steve Harvey took that woman with her kids
She came as Single mother.
Steve Harvey adopted all her kids and raised them as his own…
She is thanking him by cheating on him..
Brother there is no glory in being a step father.
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While Tesla is using child labour in Congo to mine minerals for batteries 😭
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At least we only singing … You guys acted.
It's hard to stay positive about a country in which people sing songs about killing you and your loved ones.
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Appreciation post to this man
Makoya works with upcoming artist and guide them
Not even a single artist came forward crying about their money….
This brother deserves his flowers while he can still smell them 🔥💯
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Nigerians watching us flourishing because they can’t play rugby because they don’t wanna use Roll-On…
#RSAvsENG
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This is a disability..
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This is an Average body of a Shoprite cashier in South Africa
This small bum doesn’t move us at all..
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Tonight we giving this legend his flowers while he's still alive.
Each every track of this G will give you memories of good times.
Help me appreciate this man🙌
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Zola 7.
- Built a library in Mthatha.
- Contributed in 117 houses that were built in Tembisa,
- Assisted kids to get Sholarships.
- Donated 3% of his earnings to charity.
- Help lot of small businesses in striving.
- Built Borehole in rural areas
- Donated computers in schools
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We are paying DSTV and TV license to watch the same actors doing 5 different shows
We are paying DSTV and TV license to watch talentless influencers who get gigs ngokudunusa
While talented legends Carlo Radebe are suffering and struggling to find Gigs 😭😭
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The only Dogs that matters
- No medical aid
- It hustle its own food on tough times
- Attends funerals and weddings
- A car can it but it solders on with 3 legs until it heals
- it knows everyone’s secrets & who drops mbali at 3 am at the gat
Legends of our communities😭🔥
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Today we giving this legend his flowers while he still kicking.
This man owned each every December in the last Decade with Bangers!!
Umfo Ka Langa!
He deserves Nothing but respect!! 🙌
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Zola 7 ❤️ 😢
I can't wait for Groatman to bounce back & drop the wisdom again.... 🙏
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What I like about white people they don’t even pretend with this Rainbow Nation nonsense y’all trying to create
It’s Springboks or nothing…. 🤣🤣 they won’t waste their petrol and sleep to go clap hands for darkies
Julius Malema warned us.
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Gents: Chris you’ve been staring at that beer for 2 hours now .. what’s bothering
Me:
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No piercings
No nose ring
No tattoos
No Indoda must
Just a simple beautiful humble woman 😍
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Have you noticed that men are no longer persuasive
Once ask you out and you say No.....
Case close!!! No begging nothing!! 😭
It’s even difficult to act special because men are starting to know their worth..
And it’s beautiful to watch 😭🔥
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Groatman moving on a right direction… away from black women 😭🔥🙌
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One thing I’ve noticed about South Africans
We only hate ANC on twitter 😭😭
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Makhadzi is the most consistent artist Limpopo ever produced
She’s been dropping Bangers since her breakthrough no slowing down
This lady deserves her flowers while she can smell them. 🤧🔥
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They also need to investigate the person who is paying that white lawyer she’s probably not cheap.
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I spoke good English once in my life and Elon Musk deleted the tweet…
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The fact that Most people didn’t know that Robot Boii is Mzwakhe Mbuli’s son
It shows that he established a name for himself without using his father’s shine
He known for his craft not because of his father…
Huge Respect for a G. ✊
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Dr Qwabe wear his normal clothes clever South Africans complain that it’s inappropriate
A teacher idunusa ku Internet.. y’all say it’s empowering
Kodwa niyazbona ninjan msunu yenu..
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King.
No matter how beautiful she is
No matter how weak you think her husband is.
Do not sleep with another man's wife while her husband is alive…
Respect yourself and your fellow brother.
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What we did to Burna Boy we gonna do it to ANC next year… 🔥🔥
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Zola 7
- Built a library
- built 117 houses
- Provided Sholarships.
- Donated 3% of his earnings to charity.
- Helped small businesses
- Built a Borehole
- Donated computers in schools
Trevor Noah
- Spoke kak About Zuma
- Did nothing for SA 🇿🇦
- Got R33 Million of our tax.
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Yesterday I rejected R25K promo to cook Jacob Zuma….
I have principles I can’t cook my Goats…
They must try those influencers from Limpopo.
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Achievements so far in the continent.
Comedian of the year 🏆
- Trevor Noah 🇿🇦
Rugby champions 🏆
- Springboks 🇿🇦
Boxing champ 🏆
- Dricus 🇿🇦
Grammy award 🏆
- Tyla
Best lawyers 🏆
- South Africa 🇿🇦
Nigeria 🇳🇬:
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The fact that Anele Mdoda and Minnie Dlamini are working for supersport telling us about sport but Portia Modise is unemployed doesn’t sit well for me..
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Julius Malema just insulted Elon Musk on his own app
What a Goat 😭😭😭😭… 🔥🔥
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Your future wife at Res right now is currently playing a wife role
Cooking. Cleaning and Sucking D!cks for FREE!!
Her parents are gonna tell you to double the Lobola money because their daughter has Degree. FAM😭
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If you think life is unfair always remember
Black Coffee with just one hand he achieved 10 times what Major league DJz couldn’t achieved with 4 hands and big heads.. 😭😭😭😭
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Happy Women’s day to these Queens who raised us.
The only women who never chose short cuts of selling ass to make a living
These Queens who managed to build proper houses. Raised us & took us to school without any proper income
Imbokodo 🙌🔥
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I just listen to that Kelvin MoMo ft Sjava 🔥
All I can say let’s extend the Lady Zamar hate contract by 10 years
She almost robbed us a talent 😭😭😭
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What what Tyla did
Bafana Bafana must understand that we can lose to anyone but not to Nigeria..
We need that win more than anything…
That is not just a football match it’s personal!! 😭😭
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So this boy yamudla umntwana wabantu yamqeda right in front of our eyes and we kept quiet 😭😭😭
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I'm challenging Black Twitter.. To come together and chip in few coins for this legend
Any amount.
Any person close to Zola 7 please help us with details where can help where we can..
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We really underestimated life under Jacob Zuma leadership 😭
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White man who’s doing fraud.
- Marries a normal woman
- Opens a business that is gonna clean money
- Off social media
- Drives Normal car
Black Men who’s doing fraud
- Owns 5 Sports cars
- Wanna bang Bonang. Boity. Faith
- Rub it on our faces
- expensive Alcohol at Konka
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To our Zim brothers who are celebrating Springboks win
We appreciate it
But Sicela kube yinto encane Yomndeni lena....sizonibiza
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The way Trevor Noah is so quiet about USA media spreading false information and propaganda about black South Africans
But he’s always always number one in talking nonsense about Jacob Zuma to the world…
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Here Somizi was 23 years working hard for his money ..
Mohale wasn’t even born…
But he wants half everything 😫 😩
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Imagine losing an Afcon and going home to a president that looks like this 😭😭
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Black Coffee never put on South Africans or played SA music during his prime in the US 🇺🇸
Tyla is recruiting South Africans dancers 🙌🏽
Trevor Noah had to be paid Millions to advertise South Africa to the World
Tyla is doing it for FREE!!! 🙌🏽
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Me after cumming 💦 in less than 2 minute… Satisfied and unashamed Because my happiness matters more than anyone.
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The only person who deserves these donation is this man
He never hid is situation and he is facing unemployment
We want his banking details so we can donated ngezintliziyo ezimhlophe….. 💯
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How MacG is waiting for Oscar Pistorius to come to the show so he can make him drink Granduer and say things that gonna send him back to jail 😭😭
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Coloured people and Indians are more racist than White people.
They hate Black people to the core.
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“listen son, never send any woman your machine gun 🍆 picture nga trenda 2 weeks yonke Mina”
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A Zimbabwean Dragging a person for using a Roll on ..😭😭😭
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Thembinkosi Lorch made sure he replace Natasha with a solid 10!!! 😍
City Boys are up by 100 points 😭😭🔥
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Next step now We remove Afrikaans on our National anthem we give amaVenda a chance!!
After Morena Boluka we add!!
“A huna khakhathi, Khakhathi a huna, 🎶
Sgumba Nthambeleni Hae SGumba
Jojo mutshilangano a mutsingono avocado 🥑 ”
Kunyiwe Once !! 😩🙌🔥🔥🔥
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To our Zim 🇿🇼 brothers we really appreciate the support you gave us yesterday.
But today siyacela today let us celebrate sodwa nje as family… 🇿🇦
Akubeyinto encane nje eyomndeni..sonibiza
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I'll never forgive SA media for making me believe that Cyril Ramaphosa is better than Zuma...
Useless Lento!
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@MinnieDlamini
The saddest part is do you know much we endure watching ur trash presenting on soccer Zone for 2 years with zero knowledge of football and we never Judged u..
Sathula ngoba Umdidi wakho Muhle Now u judging MacG's hustle..!
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Maths Lit paper 2:
Question 1.
1.1.2 Mouse is crying " Tswi Tswi" Calculate the pain.🚮😭 (15 marks)
Lindokuhle:
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My Goat MacG mentioned my name on the biggest podcast in Africa and you won’t see me making noise about it 🔥🔥
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To all the Nigerians who are in South Africa that are laughing at us… 🤧
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Cassper Nyovest took an Instagram baddie and married her R37K local wedding
Instead of taking her to Dubai for a Honeymoon and let her eat nice things and let her shoot nice content
He took her to a Local Tarven 😭😭
What A King 🔥🔥🔥😭😭
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Pearl Thusi once accepted a date with our boy and paid for everything.
She is one of Us!!! 🤧😍❤️
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@MeekMill
This is how we stream your music in South Africa when you’re screaming like your balls are itching ..
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I can’t believe I compared this Queen with Arthur Zwane 😭
I wonder bengibhemeni 😭😭😭
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Who knew that one day Rechel Kunutu is gonna be Hotter Minnie Dlamini 😭
Impilo unpredictable 😭😭
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I wanna hate on that Trevor Noah tourism advert but it’s too good
I’ve watched it 10 times I can’t find any mistakes 😭😭
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Brother took everything that he bought 😭😭🙌 …
We witnessing History
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My Goat Prince Kaybee smashed Cyan before the Nigerians
Another win for the country… 🔥🔥
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South African classism made people to question a legit Dr Qwabe because he didn’t fit in their doctor standards
But didn’t hesitate to believed a fake Dr Matthew bcz he is rainbonbow nation🌈 yellow bone 😭😭
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I can’t wait for Kelly Khumalo to go to jail so Jub Jub can get his son!!
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