Do the people in my house not know how to close a damn cabinet? I swear 90 percent of the steps I take in a day is with the purpose of turning off a light or closing a cabinet.
By the age of 35, every woman should:
- be walking around the house saying, “Why is every single light on? Do I look like I’m made of money? Open a curtain for once, will you?”
- wonder aloud why this room that she just tidied is messy again
- have developed a library of sighs
@0utnthetwilight
@notgwendalupe
It’s because some brains recognize the lighting conditions and bad exposure and automatically adjust for them. Where your brain sees simply “gold”mine sees “black in bad lighting”
A repeat of Paley for the 30th would be so cool. Just two old friends comfortably reminiscing about bygone days as if they’re the only two people in the world, now that 5 yrs have past since the revival.
Revival Mulder was so beautiful with his healthy mind and body and his put-Scully-first attitude. But this? This self-assured, confident, I-got-what-you-need almost arrogance? This is 🔥.
@DonatoKen
@ryleyisback
@fesshole
What you’re saying is the ends justify the means. And that’s just absurd. You’ve found a way to blame his infidelity on her by post dating it.
@M_HockeyFan8
@NickAdamsinUSA
They ARE paying it back. Most have paid back far more than they ever borrowed. The problem is the way the loans are structured would be illegal in any other scenario. They’re not like any other loan or even credit cards.
@smuchope
@DarleneDempsey6
@DrSerunjogiEmma
Did you read the whole thing? It’s not the menopause itself but the lack of support and understanding from the husband during those times.
And, they mention low libido, but it’s more likely a higher libido left unsatisfied by a man who never cared about her needs anyway.
@WiCnet
Scully literally triggered The Scully Effect (look it up). Because of this character record numbers of women began to pursue careers in medicine, science and law enforcement. And that’s not fantasy, with dragons. That’s real life.
@Brentfatass
@fesshole
Why? It’s not shameful or immoral for a woman to have sex. It doesn’t make her less than, or used up. That’s your learned misogyny talking.
@TizzyEnt
Confederate flags in Colorado? How does that even make any sense? I mean even if you attempt to justify the flag as “heritage, not hate” it still wouldn’t have a place in CO.
This man looks at her like this. Like he is legitimately into whatever she’s saying. And he’s always done it. Y’all can hate this about me. But… love of her life. HER life. And I’m down with that.
LT. GOV. MCNALLY: “I’m not anti-Gay.”
US: “That’s great! Then why do you keep passing anti-gay bills?” 🤔🏳️🌈
⚡️TODAY we talked to
@ltgovmcnally
about the hypocrisy of his Instagram comments on racy pics of almost-naked young gay men as his
@TNGOP
passes endless anti-LGBTQ bills.
@ksandersbna
@negativewarp9
@dan_rambles_on
I would have almost lost it too. But on the flip side, when my small daughter needed help understanding what she was supposed to be doing during competition I googled “cheerleader facial” like a dumbass and was REALLY thankful she wasn’t with me when I did. 😳
🥺🥹
I’m begging the universe to please put
@GillianA
and
@davidduchovny
in the same room together next year for the 30th anniversary. Even if it’s a zoom thing and not a convention, idec. One last time until the 40th. BEGGING. 🙏🏼
I texted my kid and told her I’d just seen that Jim Cantore has arrived in Florida and how is she holding up (storm trauma is real!). She relayed all of her worries and how she’s coping. And then five mins later she stumbles on this bit of levity.
IYKYK
@Tinytootsy098
@LyrikAllure
@HeshComps
@InternetH0F
A queef is air forced in due to penetration and then expelled. This is just a fart that lost its way—it might knock on the front door but it’s not likely to actually go inside.
29 years ago. These precious babies had no idea what was in store for them - the actors AND the characters. 29 years and we are still talking about it. Thank you Chris Carter, from the bottom of my heart. 🙏🏼❤️
Is it crazy that a fictional person can affect you so deeply, change you so completely, that your entire being is redefined? Then call me crazy.
Happy Int’l Women’s Day.
I do believe he would have been actively involved in Emily’s life had Scully been successful in adopting her.
But, my headcanon will always be that he’s the bio dad of all three of her children.
Mulder was so good with Emily. He would have helped Scully raise her like his own if she had lived and Scully had been able to adopt her.💔😭🥺😍
#TheXFiles
#MSR
5x06/5x07
The best part about this to me is it’s David and Gillian not Mulder and Scully. His genuine smile. The way she actually holds his eyes. And her profile - I can’t explain what I mean but it’s Gillian, not Scully.
Today is still up and down for me. But it may have taken a turn more toward the up. Look what my husband found for me! I don’t know if it was one of you who auctioned this collection off or not, but i love it!
Do you ever randomly think about how it went when David went to Gillian’s? Like did he knock or did she hear him pull up? Did she have to hold Stella back? Did she greet him by name or did she say something like hey you made it! Did they order in? Were her kids home? 🤔
@PealWilliam
@Foxxita
@SarahSpain
The vast majority of Jamaicans are of African descent. But, regardless of whether she’s technically AA or not, she’s still black and had the same racist life experiences as any other POC in this country. And THAT is why her race matters.
One of the best panel moments of
@PhileFest_MSP
was when
@annabethgish
was asked what’s gotten better in 10 years and she said sex.
Listen. This is my hill, y’all. Young women need to know something fucking magical happens after 40. So glad she said it! 👊🏼
Okay. So I wrote something. Very nervous about this! Been sitting on it for a long time. Much love to
@ATTHS_TWICE
who not only got it ready to share, she encouraged me to share it as well. I need to fix the summary but I hope you like the story!
@GillianA
was the first woman to win a GG, a SAG, and an Emmy in the same year for the same role. Can she be the first to accomplish that twice? I think she can. LFG!
My dream fic scenario - Mulder and Scully answer a knock at the door, looking like this, and it’s Diana. And she’s brought wine. And now she’s humiliated. The end. 😂
Today I’m 48. For so long I really struggled with aging, with losing my looks and my body and just the invisibility that comes with it. Then I saw
@GillianA
in AAE, and most impactful, her CNN interview, and I’m...I’m doing better! I cannot be thankful enough for that, for her.
I just can’t get onboard with the CC hate. Rolling your eyes over his use of the word platonic or acknowledging the lack of women in the writer’s room was problematic, for ex, are one thing. But the relentless bashing of the man who gave us M&S is just not for me.
@Beta_blaahkn34
@__luckyleftie
It’s the Madonna Whore Complex. Your inability to recognize a wife can be sexy and a hot girl can be a wife is a centuries old bullshit psychological issue rooted in patriarchy and misogyny. Do better.
My “irl head canon” now is that G and D take bubble baths “together”, ala Hollywood AD, but thru FaceTime and on purpose. Tell me G’s baths aren’t at night and D’s during the day.
I feel like Mulder and Scully would have had a bit of celebrity status with the media. Outside of the abductions and returns, they were on Cops, they inspired a movie, they were involved with the bombing in Dallas, modell, roche, Boggs, pfaster, etc. They would have been known.
@foomper
@David_Leavitt
Nah not when you’re a billionaire. If you saved $10K a DAY for a YEAR you’d have $3.65M, which could be easily squandered. It would take $10K a day for a THOUSAND YEARS to get to $3.65B. See the diff? You can’t run out of money once you reach billionaire status.
I can’t believe there are so many people out there who thought this was a break up scene.
Tbf, most of those people hadn’t seen the boat scene, but still…
@goatandwhiskey
@ask_aubry
What disagreement? He’s gaslighting her into obeying him. There’s no back and forth. There’s his way or no way. He’s demanding she obey him and using words like respect and discipline. He’s being authoritative - that’s not a “disagreement.”
I know I usually don’t post much irl stuff to this page. But please join me in this proud Mom moment:
this kid barged in yesterday morning to tell me she’d been named to the All-State roster. My baby. All-State! What? 😱👊🏼❤️⚽️
Idk. It feels like the Gillian backlash is manufactured outrage. Imo, these letters aren’t meant to be creative works. I didn’t get paid when I was interviewed by WaPo. I told my story to help people. Same as this letter, only anonymously.
William is Mulder’s son. He was willed into existence, powered by a love so intense the universe had no choice but to obey. Obey with consequences, of course. There was a price. But he is Mulder’s and I’ll never believe any different.
This Mulder and this Scully are the images my brain conjures when I reread my comfort fic, a wild, angsty, canon divergent (almost AU) that diverges after Emily. They are broken and angry but weak for each other and I love it.
STELLAAA!!!
There's only one month left to watch A Streetcar Named Desire on
#NationalTheatreAtHome
😥
The play from the
@youngvictheatre
is available to watch worldwide until 8 Sep.
Now boarded and about to leave the ATL.
I’m sorry I’m so silly about this but I’ve never been to a con and it’s been YEARS since I’ve flown or done anything just for me.
Currently waiting on a test result for my 3rd grade straight A student who reads way above grade level to see if he’ll be promoted to the 4th grade. Seriously. How is this even a thing?
I’m going to go ahead and go on the record to say that I voted no on the original 3rd grade retention bill, and I voted no on the “non-fix” third grade retention bill. This is a horrifying thing they have done to children in Tennessee.
AU where these two are part of a crime group and hot for each other. They think the sex is so good because they shouldn’t be doing it - because neither one knows the other is undercover. But really it’s just their chemistry. And they get a HEA.
I have this thing in my head that M&S were secretly married either after her abduction or more likely right after Tungunska. For emergencies. For major health decisions and/or because spouses can’t be prosecuted for not testifying against each other.
All in my feels this morning. Here at
@PhileFest_MSP
celebrating 30 years of an iconic show I’m reminded again what an impact
@GillianA
, specifically, has had on my life. Everything from who I’m attracted to to the fields of study my daughters have pursued. Truly awed by 30yrs.
I know I’ve said this before but I’m dying to know what that expression means. She only ever makes it at him. It looks like a secret. Like he’s reminding her of something but she can’t crack up at it because people are around. Like a “I KNOW you and they don’t” secret.
I know it’s 2023 and that means Tooms re-emerging or Scully running the FBI or whatever other fanfic fodder but all I really want is for
@GillianA
to announce a reunion with DD for a 30th anniversary of
@thexfiles
event. 🙏🏼