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Blocked by Rovell 7/23/21
Albuquerque, NM
Joined April 2009
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straight men are so fucking stupid it hurts MY head
She straight has an alien head. That thing is too damn long to be human.
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JUST FOUND OUT CBD STANDS FOR “CONTROLLED BY DAGOVERNMENT” DONT SMOKE THAT
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Love to see who has a “dress up nice sophisticated attractive family” Christmas and who has a “dads gross feet out under the plastic tablecloth 2 ashtrays in frame” Christmas
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Santa is ON HIS WAY. If you are in bed, STAY IN BED. DO NOT get out of bed. STAY IN BED!
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Say a prayer for Santa as he approaches Venezuelan airspace. A sleigh covered in white powder and @PeteHegseth a few eggnogs deep is a deadly combination.
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If you'd tried giving me a brand new Game Boy Color and then sending me directly to sleep the result would have been some kind of domestic incident
why do americans celebrate christmas on the 25th and not the 24th at night like normal, civilized people? in this house we uphold the romanesque tradition of big dinner on the 24th, stay up until 12, watch the fireworks, open the presents, go to bed, rest
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they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
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congress, I demand to see the jluicy ghislussy immediately or there will be repercussions
This image alone is a clear violation of the letter of the law. Does this particular redaction matter? Almost certainly not, but it highlights the flagrant disregard the executive branch is showing for the law. If congress does not immediately repeal the income tax, they are
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Brutal move for the Mets. I always knew the Mets were going to tie or win the game when Strahm was taking the mound.
The Royals are acquiring Matt Strahm from the Phillies for RHP Jonathan Bowlan, per source.
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imagine hitting the McCartney and simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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Wow, these Epstein files are more blacked-out than Pete Hegseth after the Pentagon Christmas party
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