James
@JamesNotJamie1
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The artist formerly known as Jamie. Investor, entrepreneur, distinguished collector of free stuff; lover of watches, cars & horses. RIP Snailbert
Joined September 2023
Following this illiterate guy on ig who decided to skateboard across america a couple weeks ago and left his house in LA w one change of clothes and no money expecting it to take like 2 weeks. He was so surprised when he found out the rocky mountains exist. Really good content
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Brat summer is all fun and games until you die from doing fent laced coke in bushwick and your parents have to come identify your body and you were wearing a miniskirt with no panties.
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My new startup uses drones to deliver cigarettes through your car’s sunroof in traffic. Looking to raise like $1k or however much a drone and a carton of cigs cost.
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Stop sharing this post i dont want him to see me talking about him like this. Jaayfilms if you’re reading this im only talking shit bc im jealous of u doing something w ur life. I am literally in my 30s and “used to skate” yea man you’re better than me.
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Her: im coming over, you better not be a member of the dominican national guard with down’s syndrome when i get there . Me:
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Not such a sympathetic figure now, is he???
5 years on tinder and swiped right 2 million times and got one date. It's time to Thailandmaxx bro.
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If you think this is fucked up just imagine being me. Im allowed to vote and own a gun btw.
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@RedFlagNYC Yea i was walking my dog in the sunshine after a lovely morning with my beautiful girlfriend when i thought of this.
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I still think big pharma would be such a good name for a rapper.
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White people need to take anxiety medication to go relax at the beach.
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@coldhealing It says more about you that you think this is boring. Your dopamine receptors are fried, you fail to see the beauty and wonder in the little things.
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I am the least locked in anyone has ever been. Im locked out and i lost my keys.
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@joha_1306 I mean i definitely do have a fucked up mind and i feel a little bad that it produces stuff like this in joke format but yea you’re absolutely right lol.
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Her: im coming over, you better not be a baby hippo with a tiny hat when i get there. Me:
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@ShadeyHoward Yea i know i feel bad rn lmao i was joking just implying hes an airhead/stereotypical skateboarder i didn’t expect this to leave the orbit of my small group of twitter weirdos lol.
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*watching a plague of frogs raining down from the heavens* we needed this.
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I only buy diamonds that were mined under the most horrible circumstances imaginable.
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Life update: everything is terrible and it’s beyond over—sent from the four seasons miami.
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Santa will put coal in your stockings and burn down your house if you give him pasteurized milk and seed oil filled cookies tonight.
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If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a miniature donkey. Go into debt if you have to.
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Um im watching the olympics closing ceremony and they just cut out the still beating heart of a little french girl and fed it to an animatronic statue of moloch?? What did they mean by that?.
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“You can just do things” no i fucking cant!!! I am helpless!! I lack agency!! I am a victim!!!!.
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God damnit guys
Following this illiterate guy on ig who decided to skateboard across america a couple weeks ago and left his house in LA w one change of clothes and no money expecting it to take like 2 weeks. He was so surprised when he found out the rocky mountains exist. Really good content
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I sold my own data to hackers. Fuck it you can have my stupid fucked up piece of shit incel chingus identity i dont want it.
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Beginning of the pandemic vs now (still haven’t taken off this sweater)
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Watching No Retreat No Surrender (1986) with The Number One Fragrance Icon Who Follows The Teachings Of Jesus #motivation #inspiration #sigma
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Daily affirmation: i alone am being punished by God for no reason at all.
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Is black mold really actually bad like do i HAVE to do something about it i already have a lot going on rn.
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People in airports get more fucked up looking and stupid every week.
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I lost a very expensive pair of sunglasses yesterday and i will never recover, this loss will define me for the rest of my life and cause me to sink even deeper into depression from which i will never ever emerge.
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Idk who needs to hear this but im off my meds and i have a gun.
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I did a golf swing like this on stage when they handed me my college diploma (i was on a lot of xanax and wearing sunglasses inside, it slowed down the ceremony and put the rest of the names out of sync, whole audience booed).
🚨 NEW: Trump absolutely goes off on stage, finishing his signature YMCA dance with a huge golf swing.
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If you drive any kind of nissan you are a bad person and you’re going to hell.
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Fundraising for my startup that will DESTROY the moon w a MISSILE in order to finally get women UNDER CONTROL.
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I can’t stand “cool” people who just recently became trump supporters. First of all i made a bunch of downtown nyc ppl hate me and call me a nazi on their long ass instagram stories and then i had to stay in bed for 4 years AND THEN i had to stay in a tube for 2.5 months.
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Hard drug friday.
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Crypto scammers are not doing well rn, this guy couldn’t even afford to rent a Lamborghini, he had to go to the dealership to take pics :’(.
What if I told you I’m working on something huge right now with.@BTCCexchange . Huge alpha call coming to my subscribers only in the next 24H. Make sure you’re in the discord and verified. Must use my link ⬇️ sign up.
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What they don’t want you to know about those stanley cups is they give u cancer and make u infertile and cause leprosy.
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Im so sorry to all of my male friends but i just cant get myself to care about football. Maybe this would be interesting if the players were on horseback.
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What i lack in intelligence, ambition, consistency, drive, work ethic, skills and experience i make up for in good looks and rich parents.
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I am ready to verbally abuse some entry level customer service employees at an upscale department store
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My mom just gave me this. Im gonna take it
My body is riddled with parasites.
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Inflation is crazy, a simple mechanical wristwatch costs $200k now.
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Everyone rushing to make generalizations about the people in miami who chimped out at the soccer game i just have one thing to say to you—oh yea omg theyre terrible all the time lol imagine driving on the same roads as them, my insurance is fucking crazy.
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We have to kill moo deng, this is like a classic ritualistic buildup, soon she must be sacrificed. I will eat her still-beating heart atop a giant altar etc.
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The real reason I hate rap music is because whenever i listen to it and the rappers boast about their lifestyles i feel like they’re directly copying me specifically. I did all of that stuff first.
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No one is ready for this but whatever
I have a picture of Jacques that is so outrageous, i’ve been waiting weeks to post it. And i’m still not ready.
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On hard drug friday eve my family has a tradition where we each do just one bump before bedtime.
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This is all my fault for getting my first job in finance this year, sorry everyone… i lied about knowing how to use excel in the interviews :(.
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I find it really comforting that if i got murdered my mom would say a racial slur on fox news regardless of who killed me.
The parents of Aiden Clark say they wish he had been killed by an older white man, instead of a Haitian, because they say his death has been used to spread hate towards migrants. Aiden’s father asks for Republicans to stop using his death for political reasons.
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My life has been AWFUL since moo deng was born. There is only one solution.
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Everyone in the club is injecting crushed up butterflies for hdf.
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