In my dream last night there was a new designer drug called “high definition” taking the UHNWI house music fandom by storm so everyone be safe out there.

Frank shrimpnatra: come fry with me lets fry lets fryyy awayy.

Guess who DOESNT have fatty liver disease after all😎 11oz martinis on me tn.

Getting a lot of heat from my biggest haters today (rain thots and the rape tunnel) nevertheless i persist. I will not let them make me feel less than. I will find strength through the lizzie mcguire movie.

Have you taken the hillary duff pill yet anon.

The vibe i bring to the function

In yet another situation. Currently seeking candidates to monitor my situations. Dm resumes.

Ever since i put duck tape over the giant hole in my wall there has been a marked decrease in unwelcome entities in my apartment.

White boy who’s lowkey goated w the sauce reporting for duty SIR🫡.

RT @rain_thots: advice for my younger self:. get as many tattoos as you want.drugs are cool.live for the moment.everyone likes to hear your….

RT @rain_thots: you are facing charges. what are you… a matador?.

RT @s4m31p4n: Growing up is realizing you’re perfect and amazing and everyone else is gay and should kill themselves.

My internal monologue is the original tiktok girl ai text to speech voice.

I have swallowed a zyn by accident before. It’s fine. Nothing happens.

RT @s4m31p4n: Getting to work in the first 2 hours is on time.

I love saying stuff like “this is going to cost the firm one hundred million gazillion fafillion dollars” in serious meetings.

How high does your BAC have to be to kill a mosquito when it bites you.

Coming out as nonbinary so that i won’t have to wash my dishes anymore.

I love taking steroids, listening to bad bunny, and having road rage.