david wrigley
@wriglemethis
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JUPITER SMILES, LEANS INTO PETTING, LOVES TRAINING. HE DIES TODAY. Perfect behavior score, seeks human contact, good with dogs. Yet without our pledges via @chortletown for Rescue, Foster/Adopter, Jupiter #64527 won’t get to be the perfect pet PLEASE RT https://t.co/34Ni9GFqZ7
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In panic mode now - so; we can’t find Little Cat, missing since Thursday evening, SE27 please share especially if u have followers in #tulsehill #westnorwood etc
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Some of the finest, most therapeutic relationships I've enjoyed have been with professional bartenders. And to my memory, all of my encounters with cable television news personalities, active or ex-officio, have been misadventures in snide, self-absorbed fuckholery. To wit...
Could be worse... Ivanka could have been a bar-tender 18 months ago.
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I'll take this one. At first glance, I'm often briefly mistaken for a male, especially when I enter a restroom with my work apparel on - hard hat, hi-vis vest, jeans and workboots. 1/
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It's almost like an intellectual challenge. Can you come up with a policy so shit it'll get the CBI and TUC to start sending out joint press releases.
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-Would you like an ice cream? -Yes -I’ve made it out of the tampons that I shove up my dog’s arse. -Oh right. No then -Too late. Ice cream means ice cream. Eat it you cunt.
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RECUERDOS DEL 2018| La ovaci��n del Tartiere a quien, tras 4 años, dejó una huella imborrable en Oviedo. Eterna es la gente que donde va, deja un gran recuerdo. 📹| Desconocemos el autor del vídeo. Si sabéis de quién es, lo citaremos encantados. Gracias y disculpen de antemano 🙏🏼
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Unless the ranger was also a bear, how the fuck are they 'cannibal bears'
'Cannibal bears' rip trainee ranger to pieces before eating him in brutal attack https://t.co/TwtIJORyMJ
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I misspoke. I meant to say I “wouldn’t” be right here waiting for you.
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The Trump family make standing up look really complicated. I’ve seen dogs stand on their hind legs with more conviction than these cunts.
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The children being held in cages at our border have fathers too. Fathers who don’t know where their children are. You are a coward. #FathersDay
My life changed the day I became a father. Liza, Charlie, and Sam are my highest priority. Wishing all of the dads out there a happy early #FathersDay
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I’ve decided to spread The Fall love & give away this piece I made for an exhibition (unframed). Retweet by Sunday 9pm for a chance to win (& I’ll correct a couple of the dates on it too).
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The hysteria surrounding The Hammersmith Ghost, a white-robed entity known to attack people, led to the death, in 1804, of bricklayer James Milwood - shot in a chuchyard by a vigilante, while dressed in the white overalls of his trade #folklorethursday
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a dog-like face, a crocodile like head, dark fur, a horse-like tail, flippers, and walrus-like tusks or horns or a duck-like bill.
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https://t.co/Lnye5JoWRG It’s a testament to the human imagination that the Aboriginal people of Australia would bother to invent a terrifying mythical beast. In fucking Australia.
en.wikipedia.org
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