Gus The Fox
@GusTheFox
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I once punched a duck so hard that it went back in time and ended up in a painting at the National Portrait gallery wearing a Tudor ruff.
London
Joined December 2011
It’s just one fucking thing after another for eels isn’t it?
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What is going on with the state of this world? The news is so hard to look it.
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They missed off the part at the end where Jesus rips off his mask to reveal his goat head and everything bursts into flames and Charlie gets wrapped in barbed wire and has impossibly large objects inserted down his urethra forever
I’m aware that this is AI of course — but it has moved me, I can only imagine how Charlie is celebrating 🕊️
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Today is a momentous day for millions of people. A day of celebration for all those people who spend their evening watching TV with the big light on. The people who collect Compare The Meercat dolls and arrange them above their mantelpiece. It is a day of joy for the man who...
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Don’t know much about guns but I don’t think I’d be carving stuff into the ammo if I wanted it to fly accurately into a specific artery from over 100metres away. Sounds like bullshit.
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A very touching gesture lads but I reckon 8:45 - 9:00am would have been tribute enough to all those who lost their lives. No need to go mental
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Getting a professional sniper to shoot Charlie Kirk in the neck as a distraction from Epstein would be a good idea by the Trump team. A sacrificial lamb. And one who was insisting the files were released so fuck him. Get in there first with a tweet of condolence. Lovely stuff
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I reckon Peter Mandelson is the most likely suspect. This couldn’t have gone better for that little shithead
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I reckon even Adolf Hitler would consider writing bitchy comments on artillery shells that are going to bomb children in tents a little bit fucking gauche.
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Absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.
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Taking everything into consideration regarding Charlie Kirk, I think its important to remember that no matter what side you’re on, the guy is a fucking cunt.
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Trev was knocking on doors. Trying to find the pothole that did it. After a tip off he found him in the road. “Oi, you’re the cunt who fucked my car” Trev said, grabbing the pothole by the throat. When the fuzz arrived they googled ‘how to handcuff a pothole’ for almost an hour.
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There is no internet. No signal. No sound. No world beyond this cage. I walked thirty minutes through ruins and dust. Not in search of escape, but for a fragment of signal, just enough to whisper, “We are still alive.” Not because anyone is listening, but because to die unheard
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Please DM him in the head. Traipse through dogshit first
Please DM me any information you have on the driver. It will be treated in confidence.
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Your mum going down on a frog at the local pond and then letting it have its merry way with her will go down as one of the worst ‘goings downs’ in UK history.
Keir Starmer has signed what is little more than a surrender agreement with the European Union. This deal will go down as one of the worst in British history. https://t.co/tpgdnSVVlg
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Free fucking Palestine #knobhead
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