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pro chocolate milk. born with a bit of sparkle. sees the future. descended from the witches you pretend to be like. i am not a content creator.
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WHAT THE WITCH KING SEES
free psychic readings
six / fifteen only
I'll be at a live show tonight and drowning in Mercurial abundance. Peak time for psychic abilities and I need to exercise mine.
For your free reading --- 👇👇👇
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Being Saturnine is loving your 30s way more than your 20s and having loved your 20s more than your teens.
Life only gets better for us.
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The 8H isn’t sex, it’s sexuality.
The 5H is getting laid. The 8H is what makes you cum.
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My friend's boyfriend has started to realize something is "off" about her cats.
I was a bit intoxicated and shared that we used witchcraft after her dog died to reincarnate him immediately. Next week (full moon) she finds the cats in her crawlspace.
No mama, no other cats.
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If your favorite sign isn't your AC, it should be.
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Jupiter, Saturn, or the Sun in the 8H suggests you’re in afraid of failure — or at least, always willing to try again.
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HOUSES BY CONCEPTUAL AXES
1H / 7H -- Self / Other
2H / 8H -- Possession / Entanglement
3H / 9H -- Immediate / Acquired
4H / 10H -- Allotment / Attainment
5H / 11H -- Experienced / Recognition
6H / 12H -- Mundane / Unseen
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Mercury as Lord of the 8th or in the 8H gives you quite the powerful ability to sense and communicate with spirits, especially ones of this Reality.
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Venus in the 8H is a master of business, especially in this age where networking and contractual deals are the name of the game.
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The Moon in the 8H speaks of great power and control over the Other, the ability to become what binds you.
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The Moon in Scorpio or Capricorn (that is, in exile) tends to provide for psychic or magical abilities.
Why? It should be fairly obvious if you consider what dignity actually indicates!
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Dignified Mars is "being blessed with an enemy."
Dignified Saturn is "being cursed with talent."
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Having major Saturn-ruled placements during your Saturn Return is a double dose of "DO YOU GET IT YET?!"
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While I appreciate all the "Taurus gets it done!" thoughts about Jupiter here, I would remind you that Taurus is the lunar sign of Venus -- her indulgent, short-term, satisfied self.
Longterm goals are nice, but that's not this transit.
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I want to find more “old” magicians! If you’re over 30 and practice magic, hit that retweet and introduce yourself below!
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The single most important lesson from the Luminaries is this: Darkness and Light are not enemies but partners sustaining one another.
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Having your chart ruler in the 8H points toward a natural talent in magic, especially if that planet has flowing aspects.
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The 8th is the House of Binding — where the inevitable and the unknowable enter our world.
It is where death, taxes, and partnerships go — it is the house of secrets, the hidden, and the deep.
The 8th is the House of Darkness, that comforting blindfold.
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Mars in the 8H or as Lord speaks to a powerful desire and a greater satisfaction — this is the hunter who hunts because the arrow desires to be drawn, because the forest whispers for a show, because the hunter breathes.
To live with Death as your playmate is to embrace Life.
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People on the internet are roasting dating Germans because they just got for a walk for hours, talk about really specific life details, and then get an ice cream — I’m sorry, is that not an ideal date?!
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White people, we do not have ancestry.
We are white. Our "ancestors" willingly, knowingly, and eagerly destroyed their cultures to subjugate other people and take their material resources. That is your ancestry. That is what you are.
You cannot change that with good thoughts.
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KINDA DEPRESSING ADVICE FROM A PSYCHIC --
You were warned. 🧵
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@libramoongal
If you REALLY wanna fuck yourself up, consider that your X chromosome was inside your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great x100 grandmother and remains almost entirely unchanged (if not entirely unchanged) inside you.
Knowledge from before History.
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The Moon in the 8H then is to be in love with Death herself — not a macabre fascination with morbidity, but of the way flies rejoice at a rotting apple, of how the bloom grows from the dead, how bones become flesh and flesh becomes bone — to be at peace with the Mortal Coil.
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Your children’s birth is the 5H but their conception is your 8H.
The 5H is within the personal sphere, it is the exciting and grand events of life.
The 8H is an external place, where exchange and entanglement are inherent.
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"What good is astrology if it can't change the future?"
IDK, what good is the weather report?
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The Moon alone is free in the House of Binding — she knows the darkness and becomes it when the time calls for it.
She too knows the Light and becomes full with it when that time comes in its turn.
That wisdom is inborn to those whose 8th hosts the Material Luminary.
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Annoying people: "WEED LIMITS YOUR PSYCHIC ABILITIES"
Me, a natural clairvoyant: "Yes precisely. I need to sleep and navigating the ether is not especially restful."
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CONT. (I left out Mars and the Moon)
The Moon was the only planet considered capable of expressing itself in the 8th House for many Hellenistic sources — the ancients saw the House of Death as binding to all but she who walks between light and darkness.
Change is engagement.
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Jupiter in Taurus is opportune indulgence, sensual pleasures, a new chance at satisfaction, the reaping of hard-work.
This isn't when you start your changes: this is when they actually turn into something nice.
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Astrologers stop waxing self help and start making predictions challenge 2023
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Thinking of her today. It's her last day as a housekeeper.
To be loved by a witch is not simply to be adored as you are, but for the possibilities within you to be exalted in equal measure.
I pushed her to go to college, helped as much as I could, fought against her parents --
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Use the Babylonian gods for the astrological planets and you’ll start to understand them much better than drawing from their Roman counterparts.
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"What makes a magician a magician?"
You have to have destroyed yourself and created yourself anew. That is far more intense than you think.
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So far, it’s the Libra and Virgo ACs that don’t like theirs. Everyone else is pretty on board, especially the Aquariuses
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Y'all should use magic more. It's fun and the outcomes are weird as hell.
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I don't talk about it a lot, but I am lowkey a VERY skilled necromancer. The laws of Life and Death are pretty fixed but leave some room for wiggling if you're willing to change shape a time or two.
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So anyway, one of them has eyes that shift to "human eyes" from time to time and the other is able to open locked doors, but HEY -- you asked a witch to bring your familiar back to life.
It's gonna come back with some new tricks.
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@sagistarbb
So Venus in Aries is wanting to be a muse but you’re an artist to everyone — Scorpio the opposite
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If you've been on the grind, now it's time to enjoy all you've polished.
If you've been slacking, you can hope for some good luck -- benefic in a benefic's sign tends to help even the lazy.
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Stop pretending there is a naturalistic explanation for astrology. It's so fucking weird.
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Every one likes Dr. Olomi because he's the father figure astrologers wish they had
...and we know you don't get into astrology if you had an involved father.
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Here’s the real truth about Capricorn: you think we work hard because we’re ambitious, but it’s 100% spite.
Someone, somewhere told us “no, you can’t” and that shit cannot stand.
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Mars with dignity is able to do as he desires, but for him to have a desire, he must also have an opposition -- and so "success in spite" is a thing.
Saturn with dignity is limited only by himself, be it the weight of one's potential or the fear of having to live up to it.
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Occultism is actually a gateway to artisan crafting, not Satanism.
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“What have you done with magic?”
Caught a murderer, saved a drowning victim, conjured pets, killed a monster, raised thousands for charity, lost 100lbs, and helped hundreds of people navigate their Fate.
This is why I will never be satisfied with “magic is mental”.
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@retrograde
I don’t wanna read what people have to say. He looks like a happy little toddler!
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Harry Potter needs to step up the wand game. Tantric Buddhists had skull adorned wands.
There’s a whole exhibit for esoteric Buddhist art and I’m dying of joy.
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This is what I’m talking about when I say men need to develop a new language for masculinity that isn’t based on our relationship to women and other genders.
This made me realize a lot of men get their self-care achieved through women their whole lives and often never genuinely have to learn how to care for themselves
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People often use Saturn's exaltation in Libra as an argument to soften his image.
I would remind you what exaltation is instead and ask you to wonder instead why it is the Greater Malefic succeeds in the sign of appearances, the public, and our performative roles in society.
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It's good to remember for protection we call on Mars and Saturn, not Venus nor Jupiter.
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Pisces is a storyteller — it’s also the sign of legends.
Many journalists I’ve worked with have Mercury in detriment (never seen Sag) and early March was nothing but birthdays.
We imagine Pisces to be making things up, but they tell us the truth we don’t see.
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“FUCK IT, IT’S GOOD ENOUGH!” said every creative before releasing their masterpiece
Others: I bet the creative process is magical.
The creative process:
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Lowkey, animals don't really have souls in the way we think of a human soul -- it's something not entirely unlike but different. Consciousness is less a part of it (usually).
It's probably most accurate to say a DEAD animal's soul is very different from a dead person's.
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i am very proud of the protesting students.
Thoth and Hermes will see you through.
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You all talk to boring men.
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-- and she will be working a 9-5 with benefits for the first time in her life.
Her parents told her she was too stupid to even get into a college but my girl is the first to graduate and get herself a nice little banking gig. I am so fucking proud of herrrrrr
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Taurus produces more revolutionaries than anyone gives it credit.
“You show me a capitalist, and I'll show you a bloodsucker.”
Malcolm X was born on May 19, 1925 in Omaha, Nebraska.
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1H / 7H -- Axis of Being
2H / 8H -- Axis of Engagement
3H / 9H -- Axis of Intellect
4H / 10H -- Axis of Relation
5H / 11H -- Axis of the Story
6H / 12H -- Axis of the Real
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Hot take: pursue people who have your 7H lord in the sign(s) of your ascendant.
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The world will be going through a pretty rough period.
"It already is" you astutely observe. "Beginning, yes," I sadly reply.
Disease precedes war. This is a fairly universal truth throughout human history. You do not need to be psychic to observe where we are on that timeline.
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It’s like we hold young girls to the standards of adult women and allow boys to behave without a veneer of respectability as long as they’re smiling.
@TheFineFeminine
The girls were even making CHORE CHARTS!! Using words of affirmation. Cleaning up after themselves. And I noticed a couple of them showered before bed! There hair was all wet. Like wow. I’m so proud.
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When a planet has dignity, it is in circumstances that align with it: for the Moon, our fully embodied, sensory experience, EXTRAsensory perception is the exact opposite of what her function is.
It's not in Cancer or Taurus we find great psychic moons, but in their opposites.
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Guys, the universe does not exist to spite us.
if i said that pedos reincarnate to come back and face the same fate yall would cheer... but if i say you spent a lifetime not appreciating your legs/ability to walk and so you came back handicap... im crazy
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Psychology is prioritized in the west over Sociology (despite that psychology is most accurately a sub discipline of sociology) because psychology allows you to ignore social problems by inventing individual failures to be corrected by a homogenizing authority.
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Did y’all forget if you don’t wanna pay astrologers or tarot readers you can literally just do it yourself?
Are we that fucking dumb? Neither of these are magic so like — what?
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@humanbeingawk
Generally, yes -- but it's less a question of "authority" and more a question of "demands".
It's more obvious in autism but demand-avoidance is very much a part of ADHD/ADD as well.
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My natal chart is absolute garbage as far as living a comfortable and pleasant life goes, but wanna be a grand magician and chase the impossible? Pretty nice setup.
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It is Saturn who makes you fall 9 times and Mars who makes you rise for the 10th.
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Do we wanna talk about how most drug treatment in the U.S. is legally-required Evangelism lessons and not at all helpful in treating addiction?
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Sun - Samash
Moon - Sin
Mercury - Nabu
Venus - Ishtar
Mars - Nergal
Jupiter - Marduk
Saturn - Ninurta
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Fellow Aquarius Saturns, what advice do you have for our juniors about to undergo the grand rite of passage?
Mine remains what it was going into my own: you are responsible for this.
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10 minute magic ideas -- an ongoing thread for simple exercises/practices you literally have time for, yes you do, stop making excuses.
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“What would astrology be like on Mars?”
It would be entirely different, perhaps the point of being indecipherable to us.
Astrology is not a universal constant, but a perspective rooted firmly on our swirling rock in space.
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The Full Moon takes place over three days -- the day of her fullness is rarely the day where you'll see the effects of the lunation.
Night before = calling of forces
Night of = illumination of forces
Night after = release of forces
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Do not join in the world's despair, but do not try and silence it either.
Instead, draw the circle and use Destruction to Create. Open doors that seemed closed, build walls unimaginable, hold space in a world without boundaries -- embody magic.
Then new possibilities come.
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...which means the spirit is no longer bound to the original form.
I HAD intended for the dog to come back as a dog, but curiously, two cats. Spirits are weird.
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You’ve probably seen astrologers refer to “debilitated” and “afflicted” planets.
Although similar words, they’re very different in astrology.
“Debilitated” planets are in a difficult position by SIGN while “afflicted” planets are in a difficult ASPECT with another planet(s).
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I genuinely do not believe in bad placements.
Give me one and I’ll tell you the beauty in it. There is no such thing as a curse in the stars — only in their interpretation.
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It's important to understand a malefic is a malefic no matter what.
Saturn, no matter how you cut the cheese, remains the grim, shitty, painful, and otherwise inevitable parts of life.
Better to go through them with confidence than being thrown straight into the deep end IMO.
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In today’s edition of “Grandma the Secret Witch”, a robin has built a nest literally right outside the back door and there are three eggs — the kids were less amazed than grandma and I haha
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TBH associating the 5H with sex is a fairly modern thing anyway so I’m not sure why the girlies decided it’s superior but presumably cause
#holife
and good things needing to be removed from the power dynamics of the 8H?
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What is your sun sign’s most innocuous form of terrorism?
As a Taurus, it’s forcing everyone to listen to my incredible niche music and always promising the next one will be normal. It never is.
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It's not that science is "bad" or "can't prove" astrology -- it's that astrology doesn't operate on a direct, provable causal relationship between occurrence and outcome.
It is EXPLICITLY a relational system of reasoning -- it can never be scientific. It doesn't need to be!
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“What makes a demon dangerous?”
It’s not that they’re literally the entities of the Bible nor that they’re entirely made up — the situation is more complex than either but what you must understand is that they are smarter than you.
They have only time and ours is always fading.
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Be the witch that guards her village.
Be the one who wolves and rabbits know as their friend, the one who walks among the stones as mankind drowns in the digital ocean.
Be the one who knows the Crossroads to guide others through them.
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There is a useful, but simplistic theory of civilization collapse.
Essentially, the more complicated the REQUIREMENTS FOR PARTICIPATION in society become, the more likely a society is to collapse under outside pressures.
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I feel like
@alicesparklykat
has probably elaborated this elsewhere better but like — capitalism is deeply antithetical to Saturn
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Simple election "grammar rules" --
Planets in angular houses (1/4/7/10) = subjects
Planets in the succedent houses (2/5/8/11) = direct objects
Planets in the cadent houses (3/6/9/12) = indirect objects
Consider the chart a sentence.
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Let's say you were going to a protest and wanted to use a bit of magic to help keep things safe for you and yours -- some thoughts on how you might do that with very simple sorcery 🧵
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So I didn't really know how to go about doing what my teary-eyed friend requested. She was so hurt and the dog was a messily-made familiar so I figured I could use that to gather up whatever of his soul was left and see what could be made from it.
He's already been cremated...
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When we think about "abnormal" we should think of something lacking dignity -- Jupiter in Sagittarius brings about very "normal" sorts of heroes while in Gemini, the "wrong" sort become folk heroes instead.
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Venus is of the feminine principle, but is not bound to any one gender.
Eros, Apollo, Adonis, Dionysus the Mortal, Helios, Pan, and Priapus come to mind in the Greek pantheon.
They are all Divinities of Venus and no less feminine for their masculinity and male bodies.
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@kirastrology
-voice in his ear-
“Trust me man, your grandkids grandkids will talk about this move!”
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I want to tell you that I think we can stop this if we use magic -- and maybe, if there were enough of us maybe -- but I am going to tell you to protect you and yours.
I will tell you that witchcraft was born at the crossroads, not amidst the court or at a banquet.
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