ALICE SPARKLY KAT ASTROLOGY
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PINNED POST WITH LIST OF LINKS TO ALL MY WRITING ON ASTROLOGY
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Lesbians, she’s a Virgo
The most "Main Character Energy" I've ever seen in my life.
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If you are flying anywhere, look up to see if your aircraft is a Boeing 737 MAX. If it is, cancel that flight.
Don’t let your friends or family get on that airplane either.
Due to corruption, this aircraft has caused multiple crashes. Boeing bypassed safety protocols. Scary.
We are aware of the incident involving Alaska Airlines Flight
#AS1282
. We are working to gather more information and are in contact with our airline customer. A Boeing technical team stands ready to support the investigation.
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scientists: "astrology isn't real!"
also scientists:
Latest Attempt to Free Cargo Ship Relies on High Tides and a Full Moon
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WHEN MERCURY RETROGRADES THIS SATURDAY I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE EASY ALL OF THE TIME. A LACK OF EASE DOES NOT ALWAYS MEAN THAT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE HAS BEEN BAD. YOU DO NOT ALWAYS NEED TO BE EASY TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN LOVE THOROUGHLY.
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taurus is just the cottagecore version of scorpio
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I HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND A WAY TO LIVE WITH YOURSELF AFTER YOU HAVE MADE A MISTAKE THIS MERCURY RETROGRADE.
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THIS NEW MOON IN CANCER I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE NOT IN TROUBLE, THAT YOU CAN NEVER BE IN TROUBLE, AND THAT ANY FEELINGS OF BEING IN TROUBLE ARE ONLY CHILDHOOD TERRORS THAT YOU MUST NOW SOOTHE.
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My god her smirk
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capricorn is just the goth version of cancer
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WHEN VENUS GOES DIRECT I HOPE YOU HAVE BECOME MORE FAMILIAR WITH LOVE. NEITHER SECURITY NOR COMFORT IS A SUBSTITUTE FOR LOVE. LOVE IS COURAGE AND LOVE IS COMFORTABLE WITH DISCOMFORT AND JOY. LOVE DOESN’T FORCE YOU STILL BUT GIVES YOU ROOM TO PLAY.
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THIS LIBRA SEASON I WANT YOU TO GIVE YOURSELF PRIVACY. NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. YOU DO NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN EVERY EMOTION. YOU DO NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE EVEN WHEN YOU MESS UP. PRIVACY IS SELF RESPECT.
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THIS TAURUS SEASON I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT LOVE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WORTHINESS. IN THE SAME WAY THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PROVE YOUR WORTH TO LIVE, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PROVE YOUR WORTH TO LOVE.
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THIS VENUS RETROGRADE IN CAPRICORN I WANT YOU TO NOTICE WHERE YOU THIRST FOR BOUNDARIES. I WANT YOU TO NOTICE THE WAYS THAT YOU ACHE FOR THEM. I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT BOUNDARIES KEEP YOU ALIVE.
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i think people forget how reckless pisces placements are
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THIS LIBRA SEASON I WANT YOU TO SLEEP IN. I WANT YOU TO FIND AT LEAST ONE DAY A WEEK WHEN YOU DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I WANT YOU TO LAY AROUND AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL INSTEAD OF BEING FORCED TO DREAM OF LABOR.
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THIS JUPITER IN PISCES I WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THAT THE IMPOSSIBLE CAN BECOME POSSIBLE. I WANT YOU TO DEVELOP THE AUDACITY TO BE NAIVE. YOUR IMAGINATION EXISTS SO THAT YOUR FAITH IS NOT ERODED BY CAPITALIST REALISM.
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people who impersonate astrologers sound like this
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THIS JUPITER IS NOW IN ARIES I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT A MISTAKE WILL NEVER SLOW YOU DOWN. A MISTAKE IS THE FASTEST WAY TO LEARN. MISTAKES ARE PORTALS TO NEW VERSIONS OF YOU. THEY’RE WHAT ALLOWS YOU TO EARN SOMETHING THAT NO ONE CAN REALLY EARN—A SENSE OF HUMOR.
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THIS AQUARIUS SEASON I WANT YOU TO ENJOY THAT MOST DELICIOUS FORM OF ATTACHMENT—FRIENDSHIP.
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I asked my grandma for her birthday so I can look up her chart.
She left me a very heartfelt message. “Granddaughter is thinking of grandma!” Her voice full of emotion. The she says, “I was born on a Tuesday afternoon.”
So loving…yet the information is useless astrologically
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scorpios are just aries who don’t tell you when they’re mad
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Today, Pluto enters Aquarius for the first time in over 200 years.
Pluto will leave Aquarius in 2043.
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THIS NEW MOON I WANT YOU TO CRY. CRY BECAUSE YOU MISS SOMEONE. CRY BECAUSE YOU REGRET SOMETHING. CRY IN THE SHOWER AND CRY ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.
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You can learn so much astrology from Sailor Moon
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THIS LIBRA NEW MOON I HOPE YOU FIND THE SELF RESPECT THAT YOU WEREN’T TAUGHT WHEN YOU WERE A KID. I HOPE YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU WERE NOT BAD OR REBELLIOUS SIMPLY BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO PUNISH YOU.
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Most astrologers: Libras are people pleasers!
Me who has dated four Libras: Libras can only be motivated through reverse psychology
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you can’t outplan an aries
you can’t freeze out a taurus
you can’t describe a gemini
you can’t outscream a cancer
you can’t squeeze out a leo
you can’t speak over a virgo
you can’t manipulate a libra
you can’t outshine a scorpio
you can’t criticize a sagittarius
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MERCURY RETROGRADE DOESN’T TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM YOU. IT MERELY REARRANGES THE WORLD. IT MAKES THINGS SHOW UP LATER OR EARLIER THAN YOU EXPECT. THIS ALLOWS YOU TO NOTICE AND ENJOY THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN TOO USED TO DIMINISHING.
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This will be the last time Pluto transits Capricorn in your lifetime.
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THIS MERCURY RETROGRADE IN LIBRA I WANT YOU TO GIVE YOURSELF THE GRACE YOU NEED TO GET WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN PUTTING OFF DONE. YOU NEED GRACE FOR THIS TASK BECAUSE BLAMING YOUR DYSFUNCTION ON YOURSELF DOES NOT AND WILL NEVER HELP YOU.
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astrologer: exists
everyone else: HEY DM ME. I NEED YOU TO TELL ME IF MY MOM IS CHEATING ON ME. SHE’S A WATER SIGN (AQUARIUS). THX.
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every aries knows at least five ways to earn money without having a job
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THIS VENUS IN SAGITTARIUS I WANT YOU TO BE SILLY. I WANT YOU TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF AND NOT CARE. I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT LOVE IS CULTIVATED THROUGH PLAY.
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MERCURY RETROGRADE IN AQUARIUS:
NEVER PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW. NEVER PRETEND THAT THERE IS CONTINUITY WHEN THERE IS BREAKAGE AND COLLAPSE. NEVER PRETEND THAT YOU CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS THAT YOU CAN’T SOLVE.
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is your child texting about astrology?
TBH: that bitch’s horoscope
DTF: ditch that fire (sign)
WTH: what the horary
BDE: big domicile energy
OMG: okay mr. gemini
SMH: so mutable & healthy
FTW: fuck that water (sign)
IDC: i dig cancers
ROFL: really over (that) fucking libra
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THIS VENUS IN CAPRICORN I WANT YOU TO CHASE SILENCE. I WANT YOU TO SPACE OUT. REMEMBER WHEN THE INTERNET WASN’T ALWAYS AVAILABLE AND YOU SPEND ENTIRE PARTS OF YOUR DAY ZONING OUT? I WANT YOU TO WATCH THE SUNSET WITHOUT STIMULUS, ALONE AND QUIET.
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THIS SCORPIO SEASON I WANT YOU TO STOP LIVING IN FEAR OF COLLAPSE. I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER ALL THE TIMES THAT YOU SURVIVED. I WANT YOU TO REFUSE LABOR AND I WANT YOU TO STOP LETTING ANYONE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THE STRENGTH OF BEING ABLE TO DO WITHOUT.
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only geminis are spicy. if you think you’re spicy and you don’t have any gemini placements, think again.
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THIS MARS IN SCORPIO I WANT YOU TO STICK TO YOUR DECISIONS. I WANT YOU TO STOP WASTING TIME ENTERTAINING REGRET. I WANT YOU TO ACCEPT THAT YOUR MISTAKES HAVE SHAPED YOU LIKE FIRE SHAPES IRON. I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST ABOUT WHO YOU ARE TO YOURSELF.
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WHEN MERCURY ENTERS GEMINI TOMORROW I WANT YOU TO PRETEND THAT YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING. ACKNOWLEDGE DOUBT BUT MOVE ON.
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THIS VENUS IN LEO I WANT YOU TO FEEL PLEASURE LIKE A CAT. DEMAND FOOD. NAP IN THE SUN. STRETCH SLOWLY AND DELIBERATELY. GROOM YOURSELF WITH A WRACKED SIGH OF DEEP ENJOYMENT FOR YOUR LIVING BODY WITHOUT ANY IDEA OF WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
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THIS FULL MOON IN ARIES I WANT YOU TO FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BE WRONG. I WANT YOU TO MAKE UP WORDS WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. I WANT YOU TO ACT WITH THE CERTAINTY THAT YOU DON’T NEED TO BE PERFECT TO BE LOVED.
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WHEN MERCURY ENTERS GEMINI TOMORROW I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUR WORDS HOLD POWER. YOUR WORDS HAVE THE POWER TO LEAD, TO LOVE, AND TO SEDUCE. IF LANGUAGE IS POWER THEN LANGUAGE IS ALSO DEEPLY NEGOTIABLE.
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THIS SCORPIO NEW MOON I WANT YOU TO STOP DOING THE THINGS THAT YOU WOULD RATHER NOT DO. STOP TRYING TO PREDICT ANOTHER PERSON’S REACTIONS AND JUST REFUSE WITH CERTAINTY.
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If you don't go through your emotional breakthrough at 23, then you almost definitely go through it at 27
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Self love is not a skill issue. It’s an existential issue. No 15 minute workout, skin care routine, or carb to protein ratio can give you permission to exist as yourself. You have to allow yourself to exist and then build your life from there.
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THIS FULL MOON IN CAPRICORN I WANT YOU TO FAIL IN THE THINGS THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO DO. I WANT YOU TO SAY NO WHEN YOU DON’T FEEL LIKE DOING IT. I WANT YOU TO TRUST THAT YOUR EXHAUSTION KNOWS WHAT IT IS DOING. I WANT YOU TO TRUST YOURSELF AND NOT WHAT IS BEING ASKED OF YOU.
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MERCURY RETROGRADE IN SCORPIO:
TRAUMA DOESN’T MAKE YOU LESS VALUABLE
TRAUMA DOESN’T MAKE YOU TOO MUCH
TRAUMA DOESN’T MAKE YOU AUTOMATICALLY WRONG
TRAUMA DOESN’T MAKE YOU AUTOMATICALLY RIGHT
YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN YOUR TRAUMA
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I don't think astrology can tell you if you're beautiful or not but I think that astrology can tell you whether you see your own beauty or not
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I WANT YOU TO FEEL ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS THAT YOU ARE EXPECTED TO EARN YOUR OWN EXISTENCE THROUGH WAGE LABOR. YOU WERE NOT MEANT TO STRIVE UNTIL DEATH BUT ARE BUILT TO DREAM, JOKE, AND SOW ON YOUR OWN TIME AND AT YOUR OWN PACE.
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MERCURY IN CANCER:
IF ANYONE DOES NOT HEAR WHAT YOU SAY SOFTLY, THEY WILL NOT HEAR YOU WHEN YOU SPEAK LOUDLY. COMMUNICATION IS ONLY POSSIBLE WHEN YOU DO NOT FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO FORCE SOMEONE TO LISTEN.
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VENUS IS NOW IN PISCES:
VENUS IN PISCES IS THE WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL SLUT. BEING A SLUT MEANS THAT YOU ARE NOT OWNED AND THAT YOU DO NOT TAKE ON THE BURDEN OF WEARING ANYONE ELSE’S FEARS AS YOUR OWN. IT MEANS THAT YOU ALLOW YOUR LOVE OF YOUR BODY TO TRANSFORM THE WORLD.
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THIS ECLIPSE I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT IDEAS ARE CHEAP BUT CURIOSITY IS PRECIOUS. DO NOT STAY IN PLACES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL THAT YOU MUST HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS. CURIOSITY DOES NOT NEED PROTECTION BUT IT NEEDS TO EAT. IT IS A HUNGRY CREATURE THAT LIVES ONLY TO BE INDULGED.
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THIS TAURUS NEW MOON I WANT YOU TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE. NOT JUST YOUR ROOM BUT THE KITCHEN, THE BATHROOM, AND UNDER THE RUG. I WANT YOU TO RESPECT THE SPACE YOU HOLD AND I WANT YOU TO ENJOY THE PLACES WHERE YOU ARE MEANT TO FEEL SAFE AND COMFORTED.
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THIS VIRGO SEASON I WANT YOU TO STOP PUNISHING YOURSELF. VIRGO IS THE GROWTH OF GENIUS THAT EXCEEDS EXPECTATION. I WANT YOU TO STOP PUNISHING YOURSELF FOR BEING RAW AND WILD—FOR HAVING MORE POTENTIAL THAN THE WORLD KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH.
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THIS FULL MOON IN GEMINI I WANT YOU TO REREAD THE BOOKS THAT CHANGED YOUR LIFE. READ THEM SLOWLY AND SAVOR IT IN PARTS. KEEP THESE BOOKS AROUND LIKE GOOD FRIENDS THAT REMIND YOU OF YOURSELF. GRIEVE WITH BOOKS, BY STUDYING THOSE WHO STILL LIVE IN YOU.
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CAPRICORN CHANGES EVERY SPACE THAT THEY ENTER
CAPRICORN BELIEVES THAT ECONOMIES MUST BE TETHERED TO ECOLOGIES
CAPRICORN MAKES TIME FOR UNCOMFORTABLE CONVERSATIONS
CAPRICORN NEVER JUST DOES WHAT SOMEONE TELLS THEM TO DO
CAPRICORN MAKES HARD CHOICES QUIETLY FOR THOSE THEY LOVE
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VENUS IN PISCES IS ABOUT THE DEVASTATION OF FALLING IN LOVE WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD QUITE SAFELY ARRESTED DESIRE THROUGH CAREFUL ANALYSIS AND METHODICAL SCRUTINIZATION.
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THIS MARS IN SAGITTARIUS I WANT YOU TO MAKE DECISIONS THAT MOVE YOU TOWARDS NOT KNOWING WHO YOU COULD BECOME. I WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE YOUR BREATH IS A MIRACLE.
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astrologers: don't be scared of the sun
the sun:
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THIS SCORPIO MOON I WANT YOU TO SIGH DEEPLY IN PRIVACY. NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING AT ALL TIMES. YOU NEVER NEED TO BE AVAILABLE BY PHONE OR EMAIL AT ALL TIMES. PRIVACY CAN COME FROM MOMENTS STOLEN BY LATENESS, FROM ANONYMITY, AND FROM SACRED SILENCE.
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I HOPE YOU LET YOURSELF CRY OVER NONSENSICAL, MUNDANE, AND MORBID THINGS THIS ECLIPSE. I HOPE YOU LET YOURSELF CRY ABOUT YOUR UNCERTAINTY OF THE FUTURE AND THE WEIGHT OF YOUR PAST. I HOPE YOU LET YOURSELF ABOUT OLD THINGS AND UNSPOKEN THINGS.
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MERCURY IS NOW IN ARIES:
I WANT YOU TO ENACT RADICAL HONESTY BY SPEAKING FIRST WITHOUT TRYING TO CONTROL HOW SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT CHOOSE TO HEAR YOU. YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE AND SOMEONE ELSE’S PERCEPTION OF YOU HAS MORE TO DO WITH THEIR WEARINESS THAN YOUR ACTIONS.
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AS VENUS SQUARES MARS I WANT YOU TO REMIND YOURSELF THAT YOU DON’T NEED TO GET ALONG WITH SOMEONE ALL THE TIME TO LOVE THEM. IT IS OKAY TO DISAGREE OR TO KEEP YOUR OWN OPINION. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE DECISIONS THAT SOMEONE YOU LOVE DOES NOT AGREE WITH. LOVE
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NEW MOON IN CAPRICORN:
ONE OF THE MOST MIRACULOUS THINGS ABOUT LIFE IS THAT WE ARE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE THE MOST OVERWHELMING PAIN AND STILL FIND THE PLEASURE OF TAKING A BREATH, THE PLEASURE OF BEING ALIVE.
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THIS FULL MOON IN SAGITTARIUS I WANT YOU TO FIND SOMETHING WORTH LAUGHING ABOUT. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING WORTH LAUGHING ABOUT. LAUGHTER SERVES A PURPOSE. IT IS A GRASP TOWARDS SAFETY.
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A lot of airlines and countries have banned the 737 MAX but they are allowed in the US because Boeing paid out $2.5 billion after the last crash. Their lobbyists are very powerful.
Never take this plane. It’s just not worth it.
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Why are lesbians so obsessed with Virgos?
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sailor moon is really just every story that a kid needs to see combined with the best aesthetic and impeccable astrology
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This Venus in Pisces I want you to obey your horniness.
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THIS LEO NEW MOON I WANT YOU TO LIVE AS A ROMANTIC. ROMANCE IS WHAT ALLOW US TO SEE THE WORLD WITH THE EYES OF A FOOL. WEARING THE EYES OF A FOOL IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE THESE EYES ALLOW US TO SEE OURSELVES AS ALIVE.
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THIS MOON IN CAPRICORN I WANT YOU TO EXFOLIATE. TOUCH EVERY CREVICE OF YOUR BODY AND RUB YOUR FEET UNTIL THEY FEEL NEW. TAKE A LONG SHOWER. ASK A LOVER TO SCRUB YOUR BACK. TRIM YOUR NAILS AND IRRIGATE YOUR EARS.
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does anyone else's moon sign describe their fetishes perfectly?
because i have moon in cancer and love mommy doms and lactation
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THIS MOON IN TAURUS I HOPE THAT YOU TAKE THE TIME TO NOTICE THE PLEASURE OF STRETCHING AN ACHE IN YOUR BACK, THE PLEASURE OF SCRATCHING AN ITCH, THE PLEASURE OF SQUEEZING YOUR PELVIS, AND THE PLEASURE OF DRINKING A GLASS OF WATER WHEN YOU ARE MOST THIRSTY.
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THIS MARS IN LEO I WANT YOU TO DISCOVER YOUR COURAGE. YOUR COURAGE IS SHARPENED BY LOVE AND SOLIDARITY. YOUR COURAGE IS WHAT REMINDS YOU THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO DO WHAT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE. YOUR COURAGE EXISTS TO CREATE AN INHABITABLE FUTURE.
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SAGITTARIUS SHAPES REALITY THROUGH IMAGINATION
SAGITTARIUS ACKNOWLEDGES THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE VASTNESS OF THE UNIVERSE
SAGITTARIUS USES HUMOR TO SHIFT THEIR PERSPECTIVE
SAGITTARIUS DOESN’T NEGOTIATE ON THEIR OWN FREEDOM
SAGITTARIUS IS INTERESTED IN REAL MAGIC—NOT ILLUSION
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There’s been issues with software, sensors, metal shards found in wiring that could cause a fire mid flight, and now the side of a plane fell off in the air. Boeing has killed over 300 people already due to greed.
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IT’S THE CAPRICORN FULL MOON. GIVE YOURSELF SOME QUIET. GIVE YOURSELF SOME SLOWNESS. THERE ARE THINGS THAT QUIET AND SLOW CAN DO FOR YOU THAT LOUD AND FAST CAN’T.
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THIS CAPRICORN SEASON I WANT YOU TO MAKE BROTH THICK WITH COLLAGEN AND RICH WITH MARROW. I WANT YOU TO FEED YOUR BONES. I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT EVERYTHING STARTS TO GET IMPERCEPTIBLY BRIGHTER NOW. I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT HOPE IS A RHYTHM.
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THIS MERCURY IN TAURUS I WANT YOU TO COMMIT TO CONVERSATIONS THAT TAKE DECADES TO UNFOLD. THE PURPOSE OF CONVERSATION IS TO NOT HELP YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND BUT TO SUPPORT YOUR CURIOSITY. LOVE IS LIKE AN UNFINISHED CONVERSATION.
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THIS NEW MOON IN VIRGO I WANT YOU TO REALIZE THAT ASKING FOR SUPPORT IS NOT THE SAME AS ASKING FOR PERMISSION. YOU HAVE GROWN UP NEEDING SUPPORT FROM THOSE WITH POWER OVER YOU BUT, NOW, YOU DON’T NEED ANYONE’S PERMISSION BUT YOUR OWN.
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Reminder that Cancer withholds because they want you to guess and Scorpio withholds because they don't want you to guess don't get the two confused
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THIS CANCER SEASON I WANT YOU TO BUILD A RELATIONSHIP TO YOUR CULTURE THAT IS INDEPENDENT OF YOUR PARENTS.
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GEMINI WON’T JUST AGREE WITH THE LOUDEST PERSON IN THE ROOM
GEMINI ASKS GOOD QUESTIONS
GEMINI IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN BLACK/WHITE MORALITY
GEMINI IS ANTI-DISCIPLINARY
GEMINI TROLLS INSTITUTIONS AS A HOBBY
GEMINI TAKES YOU DOWN A PEG OR TWO
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exalted moon: big dick energy
exalted venus: powerful slut energy
exalted mars: daddy dom energy
exalted mercury: wrinkly brain energy
exalted sun: the chad of the zodiac
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no one really enjoys their jupiter return. in chinese astrology it's your worst year for a reason.
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THIS TAURUS MOON I WANT YOU TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU LET YOURSELF GET YOUR HOPES UP. SEE IF THAT TAKES YOU SOMEWHERE YOU’VE NEVER BEEN.
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THIS MOON IN AQUARIUS I WANT YOU TO DO JUST ONE THING THAT YOU LIKED TO DO AS A TEENAGER. SLEEP FOR TWELVE HOURS JUST BECAUSE, GIVE YOURSELF A SUGAR HIGH, AND ALWAYS EXPRESS BLATANT BOREDOM WHENEVER YOU UNSATISFIED.
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THIS MERCURY RETROGRADE I WANT YOU TO REREAD SOMETHING THAT YOU READ WHEN YOU WERE GOING THROUGH PUBERTY. REREAD THE FANFICTION, THE ESSAYS, THE POETRY, AND THE NOVELS THAT YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH WHEN YOU WERE BECOMING.
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THIS MARS IN LIBRA I WANT YOU TO STOP WASTING YOUR TIME. I WANT YOU TO LEAVE WHAT YOU NO LONGER BELIEVE IN. SOMETIMES, IT IS MORE WORTHWHILE TO GROW YOUR FLOWERS SOMEWHERE ELSE RATHER THAN PUSH AGAINST INGRAINED WALLS.
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This Venus in Leo, I want you to remember that you haven’t lived the biggest love of your life yet.
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MARS IS IN PISCES. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE PUNISHED TO LEARN A LESSON. YOU DON’T HAVE TO TRY TO CHANGE TO TRANSFORM. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A HEALER TO HEAL. SOMETIMES, ALL YOU NEED IS UNHURRIED ATTENTION AND PERMISSION.
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THIS JUPITER IN PISCES I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT HOPE IS KIN TO UNCERTAINTY. YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BE CYNICAL BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW. YOU DON’T KNOW THE END OF LIFE BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW ITS ORIGIN. BUT YOU ARE ALIVE NOW AND THAT TELLS YOU SOMETHING.
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THE MOON IS IN CAPRICORN. WHAT ARE YOU TIRED OF? IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE TIRED. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND THE LIMITS OF YOU.
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wtf is this cancer season??? why is it so intense?????
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We need more astrologers. We need more astrologers who do grief work, relationship transformation, financial healing, counseling, and play. Have you noticed that so many people are booked months out? We need more astrologers.
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THIS SAGITTARIUS SEASON I WANT YOU TO WISH ON A LUCKY NUMBER WITH CERTAINTY. I WANT YOU TO BELIEVE RIDICULOUS DREAMS KNOWING THAT THEIR RIDICULOUSNESS SAYS NOTHING ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE DREAM AND ONLY POINTS TO ABSURDITY IN THE ENVIRONMENT.
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