For all the hard working, over burdened ♀ out there at Xmas.... By UK cartoonist Jacky Fleming 🩷

getty images is incredible

If you have enough money, no one will ask you if you have a business suit. Or, shoes.

"Do you even own a black suit?"

https://t.co/VRfljh5zLe

#GannaWasRobbed

Please stop calling Tesla cars Swasticars. Elon Musk hates it and it would be awful if it started trending on the Muskenfuhrer’s own platform. So do NOT retweet this with the hashtag #swasticars

A touching scene that shows people throwing their hearts out.

JUST IN: Russia has denied involvement in the Azerbaijani Airlines crash, saying the plane fell out of hotel window

https://t.co/YMy4rKC8rj

Please spare a thought for James Dyson, the Brexit-voting billionaire who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax. Without people like him, farmland would be more affordable for actual farmers.

Thank you Stephen King for calling Elon Musk the First Lady 🤣

Should all sports have this? Yes, most definitely.

Well done, that @guardian notification writer

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them” - Germaine Greer.

This... This... This... FUCKING THIS!!! She said, "Shut up and listen. 👇👇👇👇👇

Already turned off @Channel4News coverage of the election results. Lasted two minutes. Horrible men guests, why? Just no.

Etymology of the day is 'on tenterhooks' (not 'tenderhooks'): tenters, once a common sight, are wooden frames on which freshly milled cloth is stretched so that it dries without shrinking. To be on tenterhooks is to be as tense and taut as the cloth itself.

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this