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Underwhelmed.
Surrey/Middx border badlands
Joined November 2011
We didn’t fight to work. Women have ALWAYS worked. We fought to get paid.
can’t believe women fought to work
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Noah love, they were trying to let you down gently.
🐶 'I’ve quickly learnt my canine aversion is the biggest dealbreaker on dating apps. But I’m not the monster, pet obsessives are' Read how Noah struggles to make it past the third date without his dislike of dogs coming up 🔗 https://t.co/nvOYd8APf4
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This imbecile thinks he's James Stewart and Gary Cooper rolled into one. More like Mr Bean Goes to Washington.
It’s like watching some crappy B-action movie with a terrible screenplay…except the fate of the world is at stake
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Taylor Swift reading that Matty Healy's mam is tweeting the council about bins. Look what she missed!
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We will now begin the long, slow process of finding out the BBC were warned about his conduct on numerous occasions but ignored all the red flags. But I'm sure lessons will be learnt...
Presenter Scott Mills sacked by the BBC following allegations about his personal conduct
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My mom and dad had 7 photos of me between 1971 and 1983, and I have 253 of my dogs from 7:00 to 7:05 this morning.
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This reminds me of COVID. Certain areas of the world facing impacts first, while everyone else acts like life will be normal, until it’s our turn
⚡️🇪🇬Egypt orders energy-saving measures: shops and restaurants must close by 9pm on weekdays and 10pm on weekends; a Sunday work-from-home policy will run for one month in April, excluding schools, universities, and hospitals.
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Michael McIntyre unable to hide his pain and disbelief at the proceedings there #TheWheel
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Irish person listening to an English person who is a (barely) functioning alcoholic opine at length about the role of drink in Irish culture.
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Had a wisdom tooth extracted this afternoon. I don’t know if the dentist gave me a huge dose of local anaesthetic or if the stuff hits differently these days but it was a whole body experience.
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There's a very funny passage in an Anne Enright novel that features gullible idiots being impressed by someone reciting the poem he learned for the Leaving Cert.
EXCLUSIVE: Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson recites a sonnet in celebration of international Shakespeare week.
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You imagine that Sheku Kanneh-Mason will be thrilled to be headlined in the Times as “Harry and Meghan’s cellist.”
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Can't get over the way we now talk about "biological females" as if they're some weird new invention, dreamed up with the express purpose of making anyone who isn't one feel excluded
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My Auntie Joan back in Cork never mentioned the Iranian missile attack and nothing gets past her.
Trump: "They shot the now-famous Ireland--- the island that the UK was very afraid to give us."
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Striking out before you even get to say a word.... Buster Keaton and hat check girl Rosalind Byrne.....
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Her aunt is so definitely going to murder her in her sleep.
BREAKING: Kim Jong Un is set to formally name his daughter, Kim Ju Ae, as North Korea’s next leader.
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Strongly suspect that the Sort Your Life Out crew just use the same pile of crap to fill that warehouse for every episode.
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Gobshites doubling down on the 'the Hatzola ambulances were torched for the insurance money' conspiracy - like a bunch of racist, half-witted Columbos.
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Amazing how far people will let a thing go before they ask the very first question they should have asked, isn't it?
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