If you don’t get tired of making/eating/ordering/deciding on food at least once a week that you give up and have a meal comprised of leftover snacks (cheese, crackers, olives, potato chips, whatever), then you’re not my people

Anddddddd there it is.

AP Race Call: Missouri voters approve a measure that enshrines abortion rights in the state constitution and replaces a near-total ban on the procedure. https://t.co/zZsD1yYxMq

me: I’m going to disconnect completely today also me:

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell

does the road to 270 have a cliff i can drive off of

https://t.co/jO8pCg2whY

Surely if I just internet a little harder, the election results will show up

So Cobb County just mailed absentee ballots out today, a judge said they have until the 8th by 5 to get them in long as they’re post marked by the 5th; but Cobb County GOP appealed & the GA Supreme Court just ruled they have to be in tomorrow by 7pm. This is voter suppression

BREAKING: The Texas Supreme Court blocks the execution of Robert Roberson for now #TxLege

Kiwi is so underrated.

The vast majority of people who are killed by heat or killed by cold are actually killed by poverty. It’s not a random act of weather, it’s the systemic violence of poverty

My son turns one tomorrow so it’s a year since I survived this ordeal and what I’ll say to you now is if you think pregnant people in this country aren’t completely fucked then you are a 100% silly goose.

I just had a conversation with a 14-year-old #autistic kid in which they said "Masking is protecting yourself from others but it can't protect you from yourself. Bc all the negativity just gets turned inwards and you can't escape from that." #AutisticMasking

well, well, well if it isn’t all my “we’ll deal with it in January” chickens home to roost

When I was a kid, everyone told me that when I grew up and started seeing taxes being taken out of my check, I would get more conservative but the opposite has happened because I look at my paycheck and I’m like “I pay this much in taxes just for people to be unhoused and unfed?“

Just found out I can’t get a zofran rx with my SSRI so I’m doomed to die a very nauseous death

No, no. I’ve made a second cup. I think this tea just isn’t much to write home about. The Harney & Sons London fog tea is disappointing. The vibes of a black tea and London fog but missing the body entirely.

Oh man I was looking forward to this London fog black tea but I understeeped it and now I’m just drinking some warm vaguely almond smelling water

@elonmusk Now I know who needs to hear this.