Was waiting for my bag at the airport carousel and a guy goes out of his way to stand RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, so I audibly laughed, stepped right in front of HIM, and then my bag was the first one out from our flight 💅🏾
At me next time, sis 😚 or are you too busy baiting people who would never stand up for you given the chance? 😆 also bold to just… ignore the entire video’s contents just for a couple likes! Have you considered a new hobby? Like foraging? Or reading comprehension?
Why yes, I will retreat from all people I know and love & ignore my phone and e-mail just to come back a week later to be hyper-productive/responsive for 72 hrs before burning myself out again & there’s NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT because there’s NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT EITHER
I hope people know I am NOT KIDDING when I say I’m gonna be a smidge miserable for a few years to make that ✨money✨ and then I’m buying a cottage near the sea!! And deactivating every device!!
Beginning of the pandemmy vs now.
I don’t talk about it a lot, but I was in the trenches of an ED and VERY unsure about if I needed to be here
Now I’m making a living out of the things that’ve always brought me joy, and WOW I’m glad I tripped and fell into this phase of my life
At this point I’m just seeing how many followers I can gain WITHOUT being given a blue checkmark. Cause you KNOW I’m not giving Apartheid Clyde 8 whole dollars 😭
I guess my video mentioning the ✨botanical racism✨ that led to an edible plant being listed as poisonous has made the weird, angry part of Twitter mad 😆 just say you didn’t understand the video, and move along!! Normalize not getting LIVID when you don’t understand something!!
Well,
@Delta
’s “goodwill gesture” for leaving me stuck with no help getting a hotel for the night is…
*drumroll 🥁 🥁 🥁*
Thirty dollars!
CAN WE PLS HAVE STATE RUN AIRLINES NOW PLS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
I made a post saying “hey! More people should observe the honorable harvest! Maybe don’t be a jerk when foraging” and CHILE u would’ve thought I told some people I was going to eat their mom
Here’s a selection of comments, and I bet you can’t guess what they all have in common!
We lost our oldest cat yesterday. She was 23, we knew it was coming, it still hurts. I was away for work. Thanks to the White River for holding some of my tears ❤️
The one time I wear sweatpants to the airport and an employee thought I didn’t know what first class meant when I went to board the plane
Y’all this is why lots of black women are constantly feeling like we need to be done up, even in casual situations
Sometimes I feel very small and meek, and then I remember my ex’s wife (who I’ve NEVER MET) had to block my IG to stop seeing my face all the time and I suddenly feel too powerful
If you work for a company, you KNOW the weird pressure to get right back to work, and since so many are working from home, it’s like “well… I guess I can use the computer from bed, right?”
We’ve been in NYC for less than an hour and I just watched a man steal a whole school bus
He immediately hit a tree on the sidewalk and how do y’all live like this?
My last day at my job, and I am SOBBING. It’s crazy how much more happy and stable you can become when you’re surrounded by good people.
When I was hired five years ago, I was wayward as heck, and didn’t have faith in myself to do much of anything…
(First week vs Last week😭)
I’m already feeling so thankful for this meal (wild rice risotto) not only because of how deeply important and labor intensive wild rice has been and continues to be for indigenous peoples of the Upper Midwest, but also because it was gathered and given to me by a friend ❤️
The speed with which some 🖐🏻 folks will immediately say a black woman is “bitching” or “having a breakdown” just because they don’t like what you’re saying to them is WILD
If you work for yourself, LOL, it’s like do I send an email to everyone I’m working with rn and say “sorry… my cat just died AND I’m super sick and tbh I don’t know when I’m gonna be feeling better !!”
Because I just hear my parents voices saying DONT MAKE EXCUSES
The speed with which I would be in LA if anyone on any
@dropout
show asked me to be a guest!!! I’d literally go straight to the airport with just the clothes on my back!! Anything for those goofy goobers!!
Would anyone watch a YT video breaking down what is and isn’t true to life when it comes to Stardew Valley foraging? 🍄🌱🌼 because… I really wanna make one 😆
Thinking about that time I laughed out loud during Elon’s q&a sesh in the TED auditorium because someone in the Black
@TED
group chat called him Apartheid Clyde
We spoke to Alexis Nikole Nelson, a.k.a the "Black forager" on TikTok, about foraging, the outdoors and connecting with African American and indigenous food traditions.
When I tell you it is dangerous to be black and doing ANYTHING that isn’t immediately recognizable… I hope Bobbi doesn’t let this deter her from science (1/3)
Alexis Nikole Nelson (
@BlackForager
) is teaching the internet how to safely forage for food — for free.
She says seeking out plants and weeds for meals helps her feel “connected” to the environment, adding she wants to see a world where everyone feels “entitled to the outdoors.”
Do I ever get emotional because you love your friends SO MUCH and it’s literally CRAZY that out of all the people and all the times to be alive, you got to meet and know and love them??
@nellarose
I had the cops called on me when I studied abroad there. A woman in the same store as me SWORE that the reason she couldn’t find her wallet is because I must’ve stolen it. Two hours later, it’s found under a shelf and the police “apologize” w a kids gelato and a pat on the rump
Forever obsessed with how detailed the plants are in The Secret World of Arriety 😭 look at those Dayflowers!! And the tiiiiiiny pink sprig of Lady’s Thumb hiding among them!!
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I do feel lucky that so many people I work with are understanding. Literally was sent home early for a shoot so I could go home and be with my lil family. But now that I’m home I’m just staring at emails about the 3000 other things I need to do