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Suffering writer's block.

Moving, Family Circus style
Joined March 2009
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@BSmile
Baseball by BSmile
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Wake up #baseball fans, it's Opening Day 2026! ⚾️ #MLB #OpeningDay
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@aakashgupta
Aakash Gupta
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The air traffic controller cleared the fire truck onto the runway. Seconds later, the same controller screamed “stop, stop, stop.” The plane was doing 93 to 105 mph. Both pilots are dead. Everyone will frame this as controller error. One controller was simultaneously managing a
@BNONews
BNO News
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WATCH: New video shows Air Canada flight crashing into rescue truck at New York airport
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@Pinboard
Pinboard
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They did this within minutes of finding out. Now we need a way to credibly accuse potholes of sex crimes
@scottbudman
scott budman
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Letter by letter, crews cover up “Plaza De Cesar Chavez” in San Jose.
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@kendrictonn
Kendric Tonn
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"Master," said the Student, "I fear for the climate, and wish to do something." The Master, who was contemplating a stone in the garden, stood, and poured a box of Cheez-Its over the stone. "I have done something." "Master that's stupid," said the Student, and was enlightened
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@AOC
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.
@Polymarket
Polymarket
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We’re honored to announce MLB has named Polymarket as their Exclusive Prediction Market Exchange Partner. Polymarket 🤝 MLB
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@ByEricPratt
Eric Pratt
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Still think this should be an option for every game.
@mlbelites_
Baseball
11 days
The Royals-Tigers once featured a game with no play-by-play or color commentary. Just the natural sounds and ambiance of the game and ballpark.
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@NumbersMuncher
The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher
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If only there was a branch of government that is supposed to be the one to authorize tariffs and could stop the president from unlawfully imposing them if they actually wanted to...
@ChuckGrassley
Chuck Grassley
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CNN just reported secretary of agriculture said White House is working to get food prices down THE FASTEST WAY IS TO TAKE TARIFF OF FERTILIZER FARMERS NEED TO HARVEST AN ABUNDANT CROP Tariffs must go
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@mattbramanti
Matt Bramanti
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correct
@MerriamWebster
Merriam-Webster
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'Sausage mcmuffins' because sausage is the TYPE of mcmuffin. In 'attorneys general,' 'attorneys' is the noun being modified.
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@RevWar250
American Revolution 250
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9 MARCH 1776, LONDON: The Wealth of Nations, by Scottish philosopher and economist Adam Smith, is published in two volumes. It’s a foundational text in classic economics and the theory of free markets.
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@vtryan
Ryan
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Is there still one of these on Beauregard St in Alexandria?
@Arbys
Arby's
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@MorlockP
ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs
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1/ Note that all of the boundaries "lean" from SW to NE. ...but the problem is that if you use the sunset rule, they all "lean" in the opposite direction from SE to NW. If you used the rule below you would get absurd results like parts of WV having night begin at 1am in summer
@vileTexan
✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪
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Time changes are dumb. Let's fix them. Did you know our current timezones were drawn by the railroads 140 years ago? Let's modernize them with what I'm calling the "Sunrise Rule"... using actual solar data. Use 5 timezones and target the latest sunrise of the year at around
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@RandPaul
Rand Paul
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Only Congress can declare war. That's not my opinion. That's Article 1 of the Constitution. We forced the vote. The Senate said no. History will not be kind to a Congress that gave away its most solemn responsibility. https://t.co/T3rDI5UE5G
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notus.org
Sens. Rand Paul and Tim Kaine bonded on the Foreign Relations Committee over their shared passion to protect congressional authority.
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@PanasonicDX4500
one dozen rats at a keyboard
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@AP
The Associated Press
@AP
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BREAKING: The U.S. military used a laser to take down a Customs and Border Protection drone, lawmakers say, and FAA closed airspace near El Paso, Texas.
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@spochadoir
spochadóir
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discovered today that cause heavier people gain more momentum theres a weight limit in the Skeleton in the winter olympics. cannot explain how utterly enraged i am. let us see some big fuckin freaks absolute fire themselves down the track. let the big boys break some records
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@vtryan
Ryan
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Unless they add an 18th football member (which they won’t because ND won’t join), they all should play 8 in the conference with another 2 P4 games required. This unbalanced schedule crap is foolish.
@Brett_McMurphy
Brett McMurphy
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ACC finalizes schools that will only play 8 league games, sources told @On3 2026: Boston College, Clemson, FSU, Georgia Tech, UNC 2027 & 2028: Clemson 2029 & 2031: Georgia Tech 2030: Syracuse 2032: FSU ACC teams will play 10 Power 4 opponents annually https://t.co/zGJFKWXWpV
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@chairmanwon
chairmanwon
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Trump should launch a lawsuit immediatly to reverse the 1846 Retrocession of parts of DC to Virginia. This move would immediately flip VA Red by shifting ~400,000 voters to DC, and force a redistricting of VA's congressional seats that would benefit republicans. The 1846
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@LoganDobson
Logan Dobson
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whatever americans think about our own athletes' half-baked resistance-lib politics, perhaps we can all come together to hate on the true villain of the 2026 olympics, born and raised in San Francisco, current Stanford student, who betrayed us to ski for the commies
@nypost
New York Post
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Eileen Gu narrowly denied slopestyle gold after fall on final run at 2026 Winter Olympics https://t.co/Aax3501Ces
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@midwestern_ope
Midwest vs. The Rest
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These are the real MVPs of the Big Game
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@ingelramdecoucy
Enguerrand VII de Coucy
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I find it difficult to understand how this could have happened, it’s almost like a force that we can’t see intervened in the GLP-1 market to bring prices down as unrestrained market competition increases… an invisible foot stomped down prices, perhaps? Translucent elbow?
@scottlincicome
Scott Lincicome
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Fascinating: Eager GLP-1 consumers bypassed the traditional employer-based insurance system and instead turned to cash/direct-payments (+ telehealth scrips), leading to a Big Pharma price war and now cheap brand-name drugs: https://t.co/MjvZHaLKhg
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@Commanders
Washington Commanders
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55 years in Washington and a lifetime of memories There will never be another quite like Sonny 💛
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