We never had blizzard warnings from the Gulf of Mexico. The Gulf of America sucks.

The naysayers said we couldn’t do it. And honestly, they were right. Great call from the naysayers.

The Kaleb DeBozo Era officially arrived today

I still think Bama should make the playoffs.

Say it with me now.. 12 teams is too many.

Honestly I wouldn’t even enjoy saying “I told you so” re: these first round games. There’s no joy in being right. I’m just over here in mourning for the sport that used to be the greatest in the world that was ruined by people chasing after money.

I no longer wish the worst to his team

Say what you will about this year’s bracket but if we still had a four-team playoff, we’d have…..No. 4 Penn State vs. No. 1 Oregon & No. 2 Georgia vs. No. 3 Texas. Replays of yesterday and an all SEC/Big Ten field. Glad we aren’t listening to whining about that for a month.

I think it’s pretty clear that Kalen DeBoer’s first season should be considered a failure. Shitting the bed at both Vanderbilt and Oklahoma just shouldn’t happen, and the offense wasn’t quite what was promised.

No one deserves to be in the playoffs except Georgia & Oregon. Everything post BCS was stupid and arguing the merits of SMU or anyone else is stupid. This is stupid. You’re doing what they want you to do and they’re the ones who ruined the sport. Log off & be with your families.

Sell seed oils

Trump welcoming RFK Jr to the White House

Golf twitter has become too negative. I’m going to switch over to politics twitter where everyone is rational and calm

https://t.co/AjKidGxdnP

when you say 50 basis points instead of half a percent https://t.co/rzE07IP3pz

“I did not have sectional relations”

I’ve never seen so much truth in my life.

Everyone sees Predator right?

No shit, Sherlock.

Believe in yourself like visitors who believe they can pet a bison.