max homa
@Maxhoma
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Rooting for the Dodgers // Instagram: max.homa
Joined July 2011
Good for Hideki. I get nervous playing for my family. This dude just won The Masters for his entire country. Mega respect!!!.
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Had a nice time on the course today. 5 birdies, 1 bogey, no subpoenas. Very successful start to the week!.
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First day of the off-season at home and I woke up at 4am. I’ve read so many stories like this about Kobe and his dedication when no one was watching and he had every excuse to take a break. It’s one of many things I admired about him. I scrolled on my phone for 2 hours.
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If ur going to 4 putt to win The Masters by 3 u might as well 6 putt it just to say u did it.
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So used to bad shots u reached into ur pocket for another ball simply out of habit.
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I’ve had this same conversation multiple times between 1 and 2am at a bar.
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Typically after a missed cut u hope to flush it from ur memory. But not this one. This was pretty unforgettable. Incredibly bummed to not be playing the weekend but endlessly thankful for the 2 days with Tiger at St Andrews. That walk up 18 was a movie
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I’m currently losing to Rory by 5 and to allergies by 1000. I enjoy the challenge.
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I’ll let u in on a little secret. In Ubers I lie about what I do so I don’t get bombarded with questions. I say I’m a realtor & for the first time ever, the Uber driver is in the market for a home & I am so deep in this web of lies I think I’m actually working for him now.
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The moment I wake up on a Saturday after missing the cut I root for the course to become impossible so I can laugh at all the stupid players who whooped my ass. I shot 6 over and will shamelessly be this gif all weekend:
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At dinner tonight we were looking over the menu while talking to @JustinThomas34’s parents about our child on the way. His dad asked us what we were having. While I said boy, my wife said pasta. She’s gunna be an amazing mom.
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She’s a 10 but she grabs her bag and stands in the aisle the moment the plane lands.
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Just went to a baby appointment. Doc said he’s got his head down. Kid already sounds gritty. Head down, blinders on, ready to work. I love it.
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Is ur middle name Less?.
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I had a few beers and had to take a leak so that’s why I look like I have a belly. I’ll be taking no questions at this time. Thank u.
.@MaxHoma23 missed the cut on Friday at Augusta National. He's out watching his friend @XSchauffele today. 💯. (📷: @JD_Cubes for Golf Digest)
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Cool. I looked exactly as dumb as I felt.
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Haha I feel worse for his ego than my 3 putt so thank u for this.
sincerest apologies to @Maxhoma for the scream while you were putting on 15 today 😅 our chair snapped clean in half and the next thing I knew my boyfriend was on the floor
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3 day vacation to Italy is officially here. I don’t do vacations. I’ll be bored in about 12 hours. Already did an air golf swing in the airport. Felt good too. There will be plenty more, I imagine.
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The fairway, I presume.
Figured I'd spare @maxhoma23 the trouble and roast myself. 1. "That's a pretty strong view. Probably not stronger than that grip though.". 2. "Didn't think anything could ruin that view. then you swung the club". What'd I miss, Max?
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I know the USGA likes having themes for their groups but it seems a bit superficial to have one strictly based off good looks. That being said, I’ll take it
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They better lawyer up.
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That u cheated. That’s what they’ll say. Any more brain busters.
Carlos Correa: "I know a lot of people are mad. I know a lot of people don't want to see us here. But what are they going to say now?".
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Just one time I’d like to go on a boys trip where we catch up on sleep and relax as much as possible instead of pushing our bodies to the absolute limit.
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If u are a casual golfer not playing tournaments, and I can’t stress this enough, do whatever u want. This game sucks and is impossible. Just have fun.
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Maybe the worst prediction of all time.
Today was a bummer but tomorrow I get to play the final round at The Masters and that’s pretty damn cool even if #PositiveVibesOnly has ended after Friday. I will be shooting under par tomorrow. Let’s get it #golf.
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Golf twitter has become too negative. I’m going to switch over to politics twitter where everyone is rational and calm.
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NEVER A DOUBT!!!! @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake . A sincere thank u for all the #PositiveVibesOnly. Truly a team effort #golf.
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We tried something new today! Hope u guys enjoyed it. Just looking to add something to the viewing experience going forward. Appreciate the kind responses to it so far!.
Live insight from @MaxHoma23 🗣️. Homa discusses his tee shot and thought process for his upcoming approach shot as he walks down the 13th fairway.
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Can’t look less cool if I tried.
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Would do it again.
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Tiger still with better odds to win The Masters than me
The Masters 🏌️♂️.⛳️ Odds to Win (17.5% theo hold). All bets are action. For app limits by golfer and to bet against golfers check the Masters Yes/No menu on the Circa Sports app. @TheMasters | #TheMasters
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Brutal to not get the W for 🇺🇸 but I love this team so much. Anybody who doesn’t think this is as tight of a group as possible is dead wrong. It was an honor to be with this crew and I hope with all my heart I get to do it again sometime and come out on the winning side. No 🧢.
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I have some US Open media today and this is how I assume it will go:. “So Max, with the US Open in LA, and u being from right up the road with a solid track record in California, what do u think about the PGA Tour and PIF partnering up for the foreseeable future?”.
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I hope he doesn’t get ur jeans….
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Same energy
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U know the guy at ur local course who has the weird ass swing but he somehow hits it well and always wins the money? Ur like that guy but only the weird ass swing part.
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Last guy on the course today. Had to make up for lost time.
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The pin did not know it’s positive vibes only right now.
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Alright man. Can’t believe u made it this far but 25 is my favorite number so u win. Forreal this time. I’m astounded by ur persistence. It’s admirable and a bit weird but let’s play #golf when the season slows down! I’ll DM u to set it up. I am truly out of excuses at this point.
Day 25 of tweeting at @maxhoma23 to play a round of golf with me. Have a great day man 💯.
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Today was a bummer but tomorrow I get to play the final round at The Masters and that’s pretty damn cool even if #PositiveVibesOnly has ended after Friday. I will be shooting under par tomorrow. Let’s get it #golf.
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Now that we’re all friends, is it too late for us to workshop some of these team names?
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Congrats to Dustin Johnson, my taller, stronger, better looking and better golfing doppelgänger.
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Tiger passed down his golf gifts to his son and my dad passed down his ape-like arm hair to me. Genetics really are amazing.
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Some clown commented on my wife’s tik tok that she and my son are holding me back from winning majors. I guess he hasn’t seen my record before having a kid. It’s even worse! Moral of the story, it’s all my wife’s fault she’s been here for all of them.
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Congrats on bombing ur 3 wood. Lemme know if u need a discount on tickets for any of the PGA Tour events this season.
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The woman in front of me at Chipotle just ordered double guacamole. It was jarring how calmly she did it too. The entire establishment audibly gasped. One person even passed out. Fortunately someone caught me before I hit the ground. What a scene.
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We’re all battling something internally. Maybe cool it with the judgment and anger when an athlete fails to entertain u properly. I’m sure they’re not super stoked on the outcome either.
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U were so close Trent. So close to the perfect video. U had the whole world of below average golfers leaping for joy. For a brief moment u were their hero and u brought hope to them all. And then they saw u run. .
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Dream moment with amazing people. I love this team. Onto the weekend 🇺🇸.
MAX HOMA FOR THE WIN!. What a moment from @MaxHoma23 to secure the final match of the day @PresidentsCup.
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Amidst the craziness of golf news today, I got to go to another ultrasound appointment and we got to see the little guy in 3D form! Pretty crazy ride. Freaky looking tho! And I’d say that straight to his little alien face.
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Dear Captain Stricker,.I’ve infiltrated the European Ryder Cup team. I know that’s not worth actual points in the standings, but plz take note of my efforts. Thank u.
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When I was in college my mom took on a 2nd job that I hated. She pushed around the food cart in a couple prisons a few days a week. Since the day she called to tell me about that job, it’s been my goal to help her quit. She did just that last week #FeelGoodFriday.
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Happy to hear as Collin is the man IF this is true. And that’s a big if. Almost impossible to trust a man who pours the milk first and cereal second.
To state for the record, once again, you all are absolutely wrong. I’ve said it since February at Riviera that I’m here to stay on the @PGATOUR and nothing has changed. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some cereal to pour in my milk.
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Feel like I’ve gotten a big influx of those super fun political tweets from accounts I don’t follow which is sick. I come on this app to see sports news and watch grown adults freak out over Charlie Woods, not to see Mike1776 yell at Kyle69420 about The Constitution.
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Adding another reason to why I’m glad I play golf; that punch would have killed me.
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This was devastating.
Max Homa just made $327,222.22 at the Players . I’m currently chatting with him at the JAX airport Chili’s. His wife booked him a flight while he was on the course today. He ordered chicken tendies and the waitress came back and said they ran out. Day ruined.
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Honored that everyone on my flight today has entrusted me with the responsibilities that come with an exit row seat. I do not take this lightly. Time to 🔒 in.
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The funny thing is if I played on that tour all these Twitter dorks (no offense) would be using my name to explain how strong their fields are.
No offense to Max Homa… but in the last 11 majors he has:. 7 missed cuts . No top 10s . Only 1 finish better than 40th. He was the highest ranked player heading into the weak PGA event and won. That win is no where near as significant than Cam Smith winning on LIV.
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Dad?.
Finish for the ages. 😮. Corey Pavin holed his approach on the 72nd hole at @TheHondaClassic to win in 1992.
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Everyone’s dumb “missed cut” jokes were a lot more relevant when I wasn’t the 40th best golfer on the planet.
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FYI I did not hit anyone in the head on 14 yesterday. It smoked a tree. Really thankful it missed the guy. That would have been devastating. Cool video tho if I do say so myself.
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This “almost a dad” life is wild. I used to spend my off-seasons lounging while consuming some adult beverages. Today I did those things AND built a crib. My world is officially rocked.
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Here’s how I imagine the 54 Tour negotiates with players:.54: we’ll offer u $10mill.Player: not interested.54: ok $100mill.Player: wait what are u seriou—.54: OK $200mill!!!.Player: deal deal ok deal.
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I’m very thankful that @PardonMyTake was the first podcast to be anti-Hitler and anti-Nazi. Thank u guys for leading the way.
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I freakin love JT.
🗣️ "I know the PGA Tour is the best place to play in the world". Justin Thomas shares his thoughts on players leaving the PGA Tour to join the LIV Golf Series 👇
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Not the US Open I was hoping for, however I have now completed the grand slam of cuts made in majors in spite of a putter this week that was colder than dry ice (remember how cool that was as a kid??). Scottish Open is up next. Positivity will be back in abundance #golf.
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I just saw a laser tag place. I assumed those were all gone so my question is why aren’t we still doing birthday parties there? At no point have any men outgrown the joys of laser tag.
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Congrats @Jerrythekid21 u are an inspiration! Now treat ur hands like you’d treat some size 6 feet cuz ur mitts have to be mangled right now.
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Apparently one of the symptoms of covid-19 is a loss of taste so I got a pizza for dinner just to make sure it still made my taste buds celebrate. It was a successful research project. Science!.
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Vacation Update: have made quite a few more air swings. They feel solid and I’m craving a driving range sesh. Also hit an ice cold euro step straight into a finger roll. Defender never saw it coming. Successful trip so far.
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For a kid whose only jobs have been caddy and golfer that struggles to remember to check his email, I sure have been on a lot of important business-like phone calls today.
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For it being uphill into the wind with no roll I was pretty proud of this one.
The Sentry.With his 477-yard drive on the par-4 7th hole, Max Homa recorded the longest drive on the PGA TOUR in the ShotLink Era (since 2003).
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