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The haters who want me to have a bad day could simply log off. But they refuse to log off. They have to show me how mad they are, which has made my day wonderful. Maybe the haters aren’t actually haters.
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I say this every year and it always seems to pan out. The coaches who cover their genitals are the ones who are terrified of getting run out of the building. Orgeron with the power stance. LSU by 30.
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This season, 22 teams led at some point against the four schools that made the College Football Playoff.
Of those 22, no team held a bigger lead than Tennessee’s 13 point lead against Alabama.
#Vols
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I love that Nick Saban hates Harbaugh. Punching in that TD to rub salt in the wound is maybe one of the top 5 plays of the Saban era. Beautifully done.
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Kirby Smart first 55 games: 43-12
Mark Richt first 55 games: 45-10
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We took the Kick 6 & the Final Four from them in the same season. A true AUpocalypse.
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I don’t really care what you did before you got to Alabama, and I’m not sure what you’ll do now that you’re gone. But you’ll have a special place in my heart forever for how mad you made Tennessee fans when you posed for this pic.
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BREAKING: Ole Miss has hired Mike Leach as their new head coach. We now know why administration moved so fast to terminate Matt Luke.
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He went out like the old school coach he was. The last of his kind. He didn’t make the last season all about him the way some people demanded a farewell tour *cough* Coach K *cough*. In the end he proved it was always about the players. What a ride.
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This man hasn’t fouled out of a single game this entire season. Or last season, or the season before that. He fouled out only once his entire freshman season. That’s 1 time in 135 career games. This is a crime against humanity.
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Why does this steak look like its about to go 8-4 and finish 4th in the SEC West?
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Where were you when Bruce Pearl threatened to fight an 8 year old little boy?
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If you dont love me at my:
You don’t deserve me at my :
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I’ll also say, the last few minutes of the game + overtime is the most heart I’ve seen out of Alabama this whole season. It’s the one thing we’ve all wanted this whole time. And it was worth the wait.
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Have I come into possession of the greatest Gump Hat of all time? The in-person magnificence of this grail cannot be overstated.
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More people upset that Brandon Miller returned Darius Miles gun back when Miles requested it than they were that Miles was involved in the murder in the first place tells you all you need to know about where people's motivations are.
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What a beautiful stupid game.
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If running a wildcat with Slade Bolden doesn’t get BoB fired, nothing will.
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SEC school sports logos as created by an ai art generator, a thread:
1. Alabama
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So Bill O’Brien called a play where our best WR intentionally lines up ineligibly? Seems legit.
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Florida playing way too physical. They’re going to hurt someone out there. No room in the game for this.
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Already getting excited about Sark’s 3rd stint in Tuscaloosa. 😍
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The last time Alabama played their main rival we got this absolute iconic moment.
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Still laughing at Gary Danielson saying "Alabama could kick a field goal here" with :43 seconds on the clock down 4 points on 4th and goal. You think making a FG, getting an onside kick and going 60 yards for another score is the higher % move?
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Y'all are all skipping over the best Jimbo quote. "We didn't break any laws in the state of Texas." That is a hell of a qualifier.
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If Barry Bonds unretired, played baseball for 4 more years, and went 0 for 553 each season without any walks, or sacrifices or intentional walks, he’d still have a higher career OBP than Derek Jeter.
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BREAKING: We have the scoop! Lane Kiffin is coming home!
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Auburn fans spent their entire day online arguing with an Alabama wide receiver who hasn’t played in 12 years. The rivalry is in a healthy place. I’m a rivalry enjoyer again.
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Auburn’s OL has completely abandoned Bo Nix tonight. Kind of like how Bo Nix completely abandoned his son.
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College football is back, which means we get to put aside our differences and hate each other for even pettier reasons.
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Look, be mad at Alabama all you want for being who they are. We don't shy from the villain role. Honestly we love it. But don't be a spineless journo & say what happened yesterday "calls into question the integrity of the game," when referring to Alabama.
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Really disappointed "dogs or chicken strips," didn't gain the same popularity as that blue and black dress.
http://t.co/kRL0RmibWC
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Our OL situation is worse than our QB situation.
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If Dickerson takes a snap in victory formation, we might have my favorite moment in Alabama history.
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Virginia lost 62-17 and dropped only 1 spot. 🤣
How is this real?
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We gave Golding grief all year. Rightly deserved. But at one point last night he managed to stop Ohio State with only 10 men on the field. Congrats on the ring Peter. Good game.
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Mullen finally getting that signature win in Starkville.
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Pal y’all have been saying this for the last decade. At some point you’re going to have to just accept that you’re a mid-tier SEC program who only cares about one game a year.
We're what we thought we'd be-- a very thin, talent deprived team. However, we saw those boys go toe-to-toe and not lose heart or faith in each other or their coaches. In fact, it seems to be having a galvanizing effect; from coaches to recruits.
What we found, for ourselves
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I'm a man, I'm about to be down 40.
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Gonna love seeing Jeremey Pruitt on the sidelines as DC next year in Tuscaloosa.
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And we did it on the 10 year anniversary of the kick 6. I couldn’t ask for more. The world can end now.
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Leave it to Auburn to crush the hopes and dreams of a kid with cancer.
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After more than a decade of Alabama hate being at an all time high, somehow this last week the rest of the world has found a way to ramp it up a notch. Consider yourself blessed to be able to witness this firsthand. What a week.
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Saban hasn’t won AP Coach of the Year in the last decade. A decade in which he’s won 5 (maybe 6?) National Titles. Lol.
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For all we know, Milroe, Buchner & Simpson are All-Americans, but this line is so bad that none of them look like they should even be taking snaps. This is as bad looking an OL as I’ve ever seen Alabama trot out.
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Don't let Jimbo's rant about Nick Saban distract you from the fact that while he was the head coach at Florida State his wife left him for a Florida wide receiver.
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It was announced today that Brandon Miller was not charged with a crime due to the fact that - get this - he didn't commit a crime. How was this news met you ask? People wept and gnashed their teeth.
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All that bitching about being underseeded and having to travel to Spokane only to lose to a 13 seed that had to travel even further. I couldn’t have asked for more.
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This is every reaction for every foul call that Auburn has ever been called for.
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Alabama with Kirby as DC? 0-3 in the Sugar Bowl.
Alabama after Kirby left? 1-0 in the Sugar Bowl.
🤔🤔🤔
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You’re literally an Auburn fan. Your coach is Hugh Freeze.
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Typical Auburn. Gonna start sucking just to make Alabama have 1 less quality win. Impressive troll tbh.
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Waddle playing for glory. Dickerson taking snaps in V formation. Gah. This is my favorite team.
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I hope this weather delay lasts for the next 13 weeks.
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I forgot what it feels like to score less than 35 points in a game. Poverty is gross.
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3 teams lost yesterday, Wisconsin, Georgia, Baylor. Collectively they dropped 1 combined spot.
Sure sure. Totally above board CFB committee.
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If you cared more about Alabama breaking 100 against Mercer last night than you do Alabama breaking 50 against Chattanooga today, you might come to the realization that you are now a Basketball Gump. Think on it. Dwell on it.
Welcome.
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People say “it used to mean something to beat Tennessee. Is beating them 12 straight times even fun?”
Pals, somewhere Phil Fulmer is red assed right now. Hell yea it’s still fun.
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Auburn fans would enjoy their fandom a lot more if they started comparing themselves to the other 12 teams in the SEC not named Alabama.
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A lot of y’all have talked a lot of shit about how this fanbase has treated Jalen Hurts. But that standing ovation he got right there says everything you need to know about how the majority feels.
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Glad it was Watford who missed. Made it even more special.
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The craziest thing about 4th & 11 isn't that Kirby called it. That's fine. Call your fake. Even trying to sneak Fields in there hoping someone wouldn't notice, fine. But how do you not call a TO when you see Alabama trot out a regular defense? How do you let the play go through?
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If you’re gonna penalize UCF in the playoff rankings because they never faced top teams, wouldn’t you also have to apply that logic to Kyler Murray, who never faced a top 25 defense?
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@UKMitchBarnhart
My family has been season ticket holders for 3 decades. If you hire Nate Oats, we will never set foot in Rupp ever again. Make the right choice.
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That moment you realize you should have stayed at Alabama.
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I just turned on the Egg Bowl and I forgot how annoying this sound was.
No, not the cowbells. I’m talking about Greg McElroy.
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I took my loss last year like a man, even after Alabama had a record 17 penalties. Why can’t Tennessee fans take this loss like a man? An entire state of betas?
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A tradition unlike any other.
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Gonna start an official petition to replace the current Saban statue in the Walk of Champions with one of Dickerson holding him up.
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Losing in a blowout is so much easier than losing a close game. Why didn’t y’all tell me about this earlier?
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Before tonight, only 5 SEC running backs have ever rushed for 20+ TD’s in a single season.
Najee Harris just did it in 9 games.
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Thank you for leaving Brian Daboll
Thank you for coming Dan Enos.
Thank you for staying Jalen Hurts.
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This is the first time in human history where it won’t matter if someone gets the Atlanta Braves A & the Alabama Crimson Tide A confused.
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I love that dad makes 8 million a year and still dresses like Forrest Gump.
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Josh Heupel is a fat cheater and Tennessee can go to hell.
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This was last years. Saban & Riley both felt vulnerable. Kelly can't be trusted because he killed a kid. Dabo isn't doing the fig leaf & he won. 👀
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RT for Louisville tonight. Fav for Louisville tonight.
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I don’t know what happened in that locker room at halftime but I hope there’s video.
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How miserable do you have to be to tweet this? What level of psycho even analyzes ads during a game?
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Please @ me with any A&M accounts you can find where they blame this loss on the refs. I’m begging you.
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I wish Dabo would've just stayed a realtor after he got caught being a bagman. I don't even care about the titles, I just wish I could've lived life without hearing this dude complain about everything.
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Mike Leach was maybe the only coach that I could root for regardless of what school he was at. RIP to a real one.
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The 172 people who voted Kyler or Tua 3rd should have their votes taken away.
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Remember when Nicole complained that Derrick Henry had 602 career carries?
Jonathan Taylor is at 905 career carries and she has yet to get upset about it. Wonder why?
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