Vicki Notaro Carlyle
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Bestselling author, writer, former glossy mag editor 💫 ✍️ 📚 Debut novel REALITY CHECK out NOW! @penguinIEbooks 💌enquiries: @lisarichardsltd
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Got the news this week that 💖REALITY CHECK💖 is the bestselling debut of 2024!!!! Absolute madness, I am so thrilled.
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My dear departed nanna used to stay silent between 12-3pm on Good Friday because she said that was when himself was dying on the cross. Did other people’s grandparents do this?
We used to ring her on purpose during those hours. She’d just pick up the phone & say nothing 😂😂
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LOOK WHO I MET ON MY WALK!!!! I’ve only been hoping to meet him since lockdown began!!
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Not over my ma seeing Tony Holohan earlier in a car park and shouting “come back, we miss ye”. He smiled and waved back, in fairness to him.
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Dogs have the right idea about mornings. They get up, do their wees, have a nibble and a few pets, and then go back to bed. Legends.
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Well, Kylie Jenner’s 21st last night looked like some craic. Enjoyed Kim surreptitiously showing that Caitlyn was there, Kourtney and Scott sitting together, Kanye was enjoying himself etc. This is a niche tweet.
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I only got around to reading the interview with
@KylieJenner
in
@ELLEUK
now, and it's fascinating.
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Happy for everyone with their festive traditions but I am soooooo glad my family isn’t in to festive early morning hikes, swims etc. our tradition is… lying down.
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People giving Kendall Jenner shit about launching a (by all accounts very impressive) tequila brand - were you pissed at George Clooney too? The Rock? Ryan Reynolds and his gin, Diddy and his vodka, Jon Bon Jovi and his rosé? Pffffft get the boat.
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Look what just arrived in the chemist where my mother works. I am SHOOK!!!!! Trimmer fit 😂😂😂
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I have decided I fancy Niall Horan, officially.
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Marriage Story is devastating and it has taught me two things. 1) Adam Driver is magnificent and 2) I hope I never, ever get a divorce.
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Bathroom before and after! 🛀 > 🚿
I had a very specific idea for this admittedly very small space and I’m just thrilled with how it’s come out!
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I can’t believe that we all used to go to the office every single weekday, whew that was wild
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Feels weird doing this on Twitter, but sure I’ve put it everywhere else and I wouldn’t want yiz to be hard done by x
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If they scratched on my door, I’d let them in and keep them for ever 🦊
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Our beautiful little Dora has gone to doggy heaven. Heartbroken is not the word, but grateful for the last ten years of unconditional love and for all the time we got to spend with her over the last couple of years. I’ll love her until the day I die.
#AdoptDontShop
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📣 YOU GUYS! 📣 I’m so excited to finally be able to say that the wonderful
@penguinbooksireland
has acquired and will be publishing my debut novel early 2024! 😱😱 This is a life long dream come true, and I am so, so excited. Thank you to Patricia, and Faith
@LisaRichardsLtd
🥳
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@hansmollman
My sister in law freezes the water in which she poaches chicken for her spoilt dog. The most disgusting ice pops in existence.
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36 next week, guys. Have absolutely no problem getting older, but I think we should all get to stay our pre-pandemic age til this is over. It’s only fair.
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All I hear is people giving out about Dublin and in some cases rightly so, but I’m a native and you know what? I bleedin love it here 💙
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Had a great experience in the Rotunda gynae ward today, the staff are amazing. Women’s health is so badly neglected but through the combo of a fantastic GP and brilliant surgeon (both women 👀) I feel like I’m getting to the bottom of what’s wrong. Credit where it’s due!
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Whatever the outcome, I want to say thank you to those women who have been fighting this fight publicly from so early on -
@roisiningle
,
@TaraFlynn
,
@AnaCosgrave
,
@AndreaHoran
,
@UnaMullally
,
@MarianKeyes
and all the others. We wouldn’t have got here without you 💚
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Half of twitter is glued to the budget, the other half to the unfolding Dominic West/Lily James saga
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Sorry I watched a show yesterday where a woman in England rehomed a zebra and then her donkey knocked up the zebra and now a Zonkey actually exists? 🤯
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We should use this week as a case study for why bank holidays should always be at the end of the week. None of this monday nonsense.
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This is my nightmare
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My little nearly 10yo dog is going under anaesthetic this morning for a minor procedure, but as there’s always a risk, I’d appreciate any good vibes and thoughts today for Jacko! I’ll be in a heap all day x
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We lost my tiny little nanna today at the ripe old age of 90. She was an absolute character and I’ll always love her. We’ll give her a brilliant send off later this week.
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Inspired by
@MarianKeyes
, I’m rewatching Gavin & Stacey (
@JoeCarlyle
has never seen it) and am reminded of my extreme fondness for the Lamb gents 😍
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Really struggling with social media this week. Part cesspit, part people trying to do better (& often being torn asunder for it), part “funny” eejits not reading the room. Nobody is perfect, very few people are performing, most people are scared because 2020 is a dumpster fire.
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I was in a spa recently where you could tick a box if you didn’t want the masseuse to make conversation for the sake of it, can we have those boxes for every scenario please? Particularly taxis. Thanks.
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Today we became homeowners! Stoneybatter, we’re home 😭❤️🔑🍾🏠 the last few months have been insane (and 17 has been BIG for us in general) but it all suddenly feels worth it. Beyond thrilled.
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I’ve always been a staunch defender of dublin but I’ve been so shocked by the absolute and utter hack of the place lately. Smelly, filthy, gross.
Thursday, the dreaded day in the office because it means being back in the city centre. Exiting one of the capitals main train stations you are greeted by a waft of piss and your expectations are set for the day.
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What is one thing that you simply must do, that you hate doing? Like you have to force yourself to. Mine is brushing my stupid teeth.
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I LOVE the Garth Brooks in Dublin mania. It is SO GOOD to see people unapologetically enjoying themselves in their tens of thousands, enjoying something simple and wholesome together that makes them feel great ❤️🤠
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I’ve been pretty good at coping with all this absolute bullshit thus far - and very lucky considering - but this week has been so completely crap, it’s hard not to let it get you down. If you’re feeling shit, solidarity and virtual hugs. I’d say it’d be weird if we weren’t ❤️
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Selena Gomez’s doc
#MyMindAndMe
is a difficult, fascinating watch. It’s weird relating to a global superstar on any level, but I did. She’s warm and intelligent and wise from all she’s been through. That generation of triple threat child stars has always been asked too much of.
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Went to see my Nanna today for the first time in seven months. She told me I’ve gained weight but it suits me (eh I’ve actually lost weight PHYLLIS) and that my eyebrows and Hun bun were stunning, she’s not wrong there tbf
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🚨 Some news! 🚨 My debut novel REALITY CHECK is coming in April, and I couldn’t be more thrilled! These are the proofs, complete with fabulous words from
@MarianKeyes
&
@SarahJayBee
🥲 Pre-orders now live, link in my bio for fabulous Irish retailers📚 (real cover reveal in Jan!)
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Hey
@MarianKeyes
, I’m re-reading Rachel’s Holiday for the umpteenth time and you’d be hard pushed to find a better opening paragraph in all of popular fiction. The greatest ❤️
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Today is the first day of my new life. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t feeling a tad anxious! Good vibes appreciated 💫
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@jenoconnell
Because when accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression. Read that recently and it sums it all up for me.
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That was a really depressing week, wasn’t it? Not the better of it at all.
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So
@JamesKavanagh_
’s stories continue to be the best thing on instagram. The girls organising the fridge so he could judge it effectively?! I DIE. So pure.
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Very proud of this one, thanks to
@valerieroePR
for making it happen and to
@evndoherty
for getting the shot in literally 52 seconds!! Queen
@MauraHiggins
on the November cover of
@stellarmagazine
, on shelves across ireland tomorrow!
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New issue starring the beautiful
@tarastewartdj
of
@RTE2fm
, a vintage queen for our sustainable fashion September issue. Every style item featured is ethically produced! Out nationwide tomorrow 💖💛
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Who’d have thought that the Roaring Twenties of the 21st century would relate to us all roaring crying all the time xxx
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Three years married today. Surreal anniversary but also nowhere I’d rather be than stuck with
@JoeCarlyle
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I finished and handed in my novel manuscript! I don’t know if it’s any use but I wrote 100K words that I like, and at 35,000ft it occurred to me that that’s pretty brilliant. Proud!
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I don’t begrudge anyone expensive purchases they can afford, but I’ve also never wanted to smash something more.
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Two things I'm very glad happened before this crisis - one, I gave up smoking and two, I didn't spend €250 on Botox when nobody will see me.
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I’m really glad I saved Emily In Paris for lockdown 2.0.
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I thought these were sausages at first! I too take a daily tablet to keep my anxiety from spiralling. You might not know that about me, or presume differently. There is absolutely no shame in it and I have felt so much better since I started them 2 years ago. End the stigma!
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This inbetweeny shite is the worst part of all this for me, which I guess is easy for me to say because I was privileged enough to be working throughout. But it just allows for such piss-taking, coupled with rotten uncertainty. All v anxiety inducing.
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Joe woke me with coffee and a cinnamon bun and said “happy Inauguration Day!”, this is how I know I’ve met my match 😍😍😍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Is Bosco an influencer now?
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Lookit
@MarianKeyes
,
@JoeCarlyle
made my first anniversary gift (traditionally paper) out of Watermelon! It’s our wedding date, although I couldn’t see it for the life of me 😂
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Took a mental health day today after a chaotic fortnight and omg it was such a good idea! Reading my real life mags, getting my nails done, cooking and I may even wash my makeup brushes?! Stunning.
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Oh my god, dare I say it’s even better than a puppy?! I wept 😭😭😭
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If a film started with this, you knew it was going to be lit 🔥
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Happy tenth birthday
@stellarmagazine
! I’ve been knocking around since issue one, and I’m so proud to be at the helm for this anniversary. Love the new cover starring the beauty that is
@DoireannGarrihy
! 💖
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Been fiddling since Sunday, but now... it’s done 😍🎄❤️🥰🎅🏼
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If I see the word bread one more time today I’m going to jaysus scream x
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My dog has worked out what W-A-L-K spells, and I will never know peace again.
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(It seems you can’t have an opinion on the sch**ls if you don’t have children, and I can’t be bothered arguing so delete) (although the argument that teens are hanging out outside sch**l.... don’t... let them?? Just a thought x)
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I love Normal People, but so much of the angst is down to an inability to communicate. Just say how you feel, for feck sake! Although saying that, there’s be no show if they did, so... 🤷🏻♀️
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The living embodiment of Father Dick Byrne, YES
@EwanMacKenna
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Producing a magazine in a pandemic is NOT easy. There’s so much you’re not able to do! But limitations don’t stifle creativity (just a few logistics!) STELLAR is out now, €1.95 in supermarkets, shops & garages. Buying an Irish magazine is supporting a local business ❤️☘️
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I watched A Cinderella Story with Hillary Duff for the first time ever today and eh, it’s fuckin deadly?? Regina King, Jennifer Coolidge, flip phones and fuck boi Chad, hook it to my veins
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I had HPV 16 but caught it before it turned to cancer. Laura spent her last few months alive campaigning for girls to get the vaccine that can stop them ever getting HPV’s killer strains. What a hero, RIP.
"I wish the vaccine had been available to me, of course I do. Don’t get swayed by rumours about the vaccine’s safety – get the vaccine" Watch Laura Brennan's story.
#ProtectOurFuture
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When you meet Victoria Beckham, didn't wash your hair, and make a show of yourself by saying "my name is Victoria too" 😂😂😂
#VBxEsteeLauder
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This little baby is on shelves everywhere today! My first issue since I took on the MD role as well, so thank you to our amazing and supportive team ❤️
#buyirish
#loveprint
(y can’t I tag u
@katiegilliganz
@valerieloftus
) (y aren’t
#carl
&
#meganfox
on Twitter 🤷🏻♀️)
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I’m at that stage of Christmas where I’m already horrified at what I look like in photos but can’t (won’t) do anything about it just yet and will in fact continue to be a glutton.. Won’t lie, pretty glad the gyms are staying open cos I will be that cliché.
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Is everything weird for everyone at the moment? Is this the post-pandemic madness? I don’t know anyone who isn’t freaked out/feeling restless or anxious.
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They say you should never meet your heroes but when your hero is
@MarianKeyes
you should definitely hang out with her because she's THE BEST
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I gave
@KyleRichards
a copy of
@stellarmagazine
last week, and there she is reading it on her yacht in the Med! Deceased! ❤️❤️❤️
@hayu_uk
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Lads I’m not exaggerating when I say today was one of the best days of my life x
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Not an anticlimax in Dublin, it's a count yourself lucky moment. Glad I kept safe, glad it wasn't v bad, sad that's not the case everywhere
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Well I just got the best email anyone could ever get on a sick day - I won flights to America with
@AerLingus
!!! Couldn’t be happier 🎉🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Having the most beautiful weekend ever at
@ashfordcastle
. Worth every single penny; the place is opulent but not formal and everyone is so warm and lovely. Feels very safe too. Excited to get dolled up for dinner this evening 😍
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I was really good at exercising in lockdown one. Like 90 minutes every weekday. I’m absolutely USELESS now. Zero motivation to lep around. Went for a 4K walk yesterday and developed a bastard of a blister and had to be driven home. Anyone else?!
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