Doireann Garrihy
@DoireannGarrihy
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Broadcasting - Podcasting - TV ✨ [email protected]
Joined June 2012
Why did the lads tell Shaughna all about Callum’s affection in Casa Amor?! We need Maura in there to be like “WHY YA TELLIN HER DAT??? SHE DUSSNT NEED TA KNOW!!!” #LoveIsland.
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Ha! . I don’t have all year @Ryanair. Time is money. You know this 😉. 10k likes on this tweet and he’s mine. #TheLaughsOfMichaelOLearysLife.
@DoireannGarrihy 🤔👀. Doireann, . We always look for a bang for our buck - stick up an aul tweet, tag us and pitch for Michael to come on the pod. 100k likes and your wish is our command ✌️.
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Where do we as Irish women direct our anger and sadness and fear? We have got to rise up and demand change in memory of #AshlingMurphy and all of the women whose lives were stolen before her. There isn’t a woman in Ireland who isn’t sick to the pit of their stomach today.
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I could look back on lockdown and wonder “why the f*** didn’t I start the home workouts in week 1, I’d be looking savage now” ORRR I could look back and think “thank god for the 849 bags of microwave popcorn topped with minstrels and a bottle of wine, they kept me sane”.
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No words for Dr Tony Holohan’s strength here. Thank you for your leadership. We’ll be forever indebted. ♥️.
Chief Medical Officer Dr Tony Holohan says he is taking time out from work commitments to be with his family. A plan has been put in place for others to take over responsibility for different aspects of his role. Dr Ronan Glynn will take over as acting Chief Medical Officer
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I penned a little song for Adam King because I couldn’t get him out of my mind, and so badly want him to visit @eoghanmcdermo and I as soon as he can. This was his response today! @AdventuresWAD you have stolen the hearts of the nation forever. Cannot wait to meet you! ❤️🚀✨
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Hearing some pubs were like “Christmas Eve” last night. I just hope no one who was in one ends up infecting their grandparents. What aren’t people understanding?.
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God forbid any of us ever said something tone deaf at the age of 22 that we might later regret or want to take back. This level of vitriol is the pits. In other news, it’s Caroline Flack’s anniversary next month.
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Right I’ve caught up and have one thing to say: if you could bottle that moment where Georgia composed herself and refused to cry after having her heart shattered, no woman would ever be fucked over again. #Queen 👑 #LoveIsland.
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If you’re eating a protein chocolate Easter egg, please do so in private. The rest of us don’t need that sort of negativity in our lives.
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We laid our wonderful Grandad Chris to rest today. We gave him the best send off we possibly could under the circumstances. I took this video back in February, before life as we all knew it changed forever. I am so glad I did. ♥️
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If only there was some sort of closed skirt contraption, like if the skirt could be split down the front and back and the two halves could be wrapped around each leg and fastened, so that the girls could feel more comfortable to cycle, like the lads? Dunno just a wild thought.
A campaign is under way to encourage more teenage girls to cycle to school after an Oireachtas committee heard there has been a dramatic drop in girls using bikes | Read more:
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Bawled my way through Leo’s address. Such leadership, empathy and strength 💚.
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Had to take a PCR test today - it was negative - but imagine it had been positive and I had to tell Garth Brooks he was a close contact 💀💀💀💀💀.
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I can’t actually cope with Ed 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 Like he’s BEYOND famous yet still rocks up in his red jumper and gets into the swing of it 😭😭😭😭😭 Legend ❤️ #LateLateToyShow.
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Why am I welling up with pride for @donie who I didn’t know 7 minutes ago wtf is wrong with me.
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Where there’s a will there’s a way! My clever boy 😭♥️🐾
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Hangover level: I wrote to Maura Higgins on Instagram last night saying. “You did us all proud 🙌🏻 Soak up all the excitement!! Life, Doireann x. Love* 😂”. I’m deleting my account.
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Hoping ppl respect the lives of those that work for the Coast and Cliff Rescue over the coming days by staying away from the sea 🙏🏻#Ophelia.
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If you think Starbucks is tasty coffee, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine.
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@BigBoyler @mescal_paul I’m making a list for podcast guests. Blindboy has done it - it’s called The Laughs of your Life. Paul and Chris, are you in?.
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Just had a zoom call where at one point, someone said “we won’t mention the elephant in the zoom” and honestly, that joke lit up my life.
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As a full-time broadcaster, I have had to remain 🤐 But today is the day ❤️ My CHOICE is to take MY BODY to the polling station to vote. Take from that what you will. #letsdothis #finally #hometovote (Yes I live in Dublin but have FOMO and want in on that epic thread).
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If you read one thing today, make sure it’s this thread where Americans are cancelling Dustin. 😂😂😂😂😂.
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Niall Horan can’t so much as breathe in a girl’s direction and he’s engaged to her.
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Am I going directly to hell for pissing myself at Noah thinking Edge’s link was live #LateLateToyShow.
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Don’t forget, your local pharmacy was there for you the past 12 weeks when you needed toiletries and other bits ✨ #supportlocal #localhun.
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Just saw someone at the door of a pub being told by the bouncer to go and get a coffee. At 6.42pm. A thing of beauty.
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On a scale of “fairly miserable” to @LeoVaradkar’s birthday cake, how’s your January going?
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@mescal_paul @BigBoyler Far from big money yiz were reared, there’ll be tea and purple snacks and maybe a one4all voucher if the listenership figures are good. Deal?.
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Me: excuse me how dare you I am JUST as ladylike and poised as my sisters . Also me
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I won’t sleep a wink now wondering if Donie has found love in America and if his Mom is distraught that he’ll settle over there and if so, will he at least be back for Christmases.
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Me for 2 years: NO yOu GuYs I Am GoNnA bE oN dA daNce FloOr da sEcONd wE’Re aLlowEd!!!. Me tonight:
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I hear so many kids calling hand sanitiser “hanitiser”. Too right. Time is money. Spit it out. We can learn a lot from them.
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We laid our wonderful Grandad Chris to rest this weekend. We gave him the best send off we possibly could under the circumstances. He’ll be so sadly missed by us all, but he’ll live on through his music forever. Proud isn’t the word. Rest easy Grandad 🎶💛💙
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My favourite moment of 2020 was sitting on a plane to New York at the start of the year and a girl walking down the aisle with earphones in, spotting me and saying “what the fuck!! HI!! I’m listening to The Laughs Of Your Life!!”. Everything else has been a shit show since then x.
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Dani’s WAY over analysis of Jack saying Oh My God is the most relatable thing ever tbh #LoveIsland.
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Going on hols with your fam is 5 days of saying “I’m easy, I’ll do whatever” until one of you cracks and says something like “I wouldn’t mind going for a solo walk” and then everyone calls you a premadonna for the rest of the trip because you literally suggested 5 mins alone time.
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I got 505 points in the #LeavingCert and went to Trinity. 8 years on, I post impressions on social media and do a radio show with polls like “Burritos or Tacos? Text us now!” for a living. You’ll be ab. solu. tely fine.
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Isn’t it great craic all the same, not knowing where the flying fuck you’ll be this Saturday. I’ll either be dining like a king on my Mom’s Christmas feast or rocking back and forth alone in my bedroom, there is no in between.
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Me as an aunty.
When you've finally become an adult and have your priorities straight.
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For the life of me I can’t understand why in the name of god you’d be arsed buying glam loungewear.
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Apologies in advance if I’ve missed the reasoning for this, but does anyone know what the story is with the taxi situation in Dublin? Walked for 35 mins before nabbing one to go home last night, absolutely freezing but also scared! It would fully deter you from going out at all.
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Sorry now but the lack of sex in Season 2 of Bridgerton is a piss take. I didn't spend my entire Christmas last year watching Season 1 WITH MY MOM only to strategically nestle into Season 2 alone and be massively let down by the lack of sauciness.
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The only thing that matters today is Reeling in the Years.
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Wouldn’t it be sound of IKEA to have a livestream of the queue that we could all see.
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Would there be anything to be said for a press conference that includes the phrase “cop the f*** on the lot of ye” followed by a death stare? The kind your Mom would give you after calling you downstairs by your full name, and so you know you’re in deep shit?.
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The foreign holiday apologies. I can’t 😂 STOP PRETENDING you regret it. You’d actually have more respect for the public figures who’ve been caught if they were like “Sorry not sorry, I got a savage tan and drank rosé to bate the band. Am sorry I was caught tho fml x”.
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Thanks for liking my tweet @rickygervais - will you be a guest on my podcast The Laughs Of Your Life? We can record remotely! 🙏🏻.
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Rest in peace Ashling Murphy. Just unfathomable. Heartbroken for all who loved her. 💔.
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I made myself spag bol for dinner with grated cheese on top + coleslaw on the side but that was NOT enough. I had 2 slices of batch loaf lathered in butter to mop up the remaining bolognese too. This is LIVING and don’t let any fitspos living their “best lives” tell you otherwise.
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We all judged Hayley for hating how Eyal breathes. Now we all hate how Eyal breathes. #LoveIsland.
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Will I go to hell for bursting out laughing at someone slipping into a diabetic coma? God forgive me I HOWLED #Gaacatfish.
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I never took the time to tweet a THANK YOU to everyone who got behind the Chris O’Dowd / Paul Mescal podcast campaign. Thank you so much. I cannot believe I’ll be having them on the podcast. I’m so proud of #TheLaughsOfYourLife ♥️. Plans to record underway. Stay tuned!!!.
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Connell: “They're not my kind of people”.His Mam: “What kind of people are they?”.Connell: “T r i n i t y students”: .His Mam: “You're a Trinity student”. I felt this. 😂.
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No words. Please please please be considerate. Shops are being restocked each day like clockwork, there is NO NEED to stock up.
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Utterly devastating. What in the name of god has the world come to. She did not deserve that ending. So gutted for her family. RIP Caroline Flack ♥️.
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How could this possibly be worth doing. Such an unnecessary, low prank to pull.
You can dislike Leo Varadkar, you can criticise his policies, you can disagree with him, but this is nasty and unnecessary thing to do.
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Today is my Dad’s vaccine day, sing hallelujah!! ☀️💙🙏🏻💉😭.
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Ladies - I wish you all a weekend of eating, drinking, being merry, and no Kendall Jenner on your feed ✨.
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I’m gonna get cancelled for saying this but HOW did Garth sell all those tickets.
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I’m just so intrigued to know how f***boys are coping.
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An Irish man in Malaga duty free came over to me and said “don’t forget the lads Toblerones now”. Ffs 😂😂😂 @docallaghan4 @CarlMullan
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How do I tell my friends I love them to bits but zooms and house-parties stress me the f*** out.
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There are ppl travelling abroad. Then there are ppl travelling abroad and sharing it everywhere. THEN there are ppl travelling abroad, sharing it everywhere and complaining about how USHERLY RUDE the airline staff were about having health forms filled out. #themindblows 😂.
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It’d be a lovely little country if we could only vaccinate it
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Ffs 😂😂😂 I said #prayforthepop i.e. pray for my knee to pop back into place AS A JOKE 😂😂😂.
Doireann Garrihy asks fans to pray for her dislocated knee after she is left crying in agony
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Harry lost his Mom aged 12 with the eyes of the entire world on him. I am so bloody happy for him. Let them be a family, have some sort of normality and LIVE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻.
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There needs to be a chocolate delivery service for nights like tonight 🌧 Imagine scrolling through the app now and picking different bars to dip into tea 😭😭😭.
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My Dad has been in Spain for over a week…chatted to him on the phone there and asked him about the highlights so far…he said he met someone who works with Keoghs crisps and they said they’d give him a tour of the farm and a bag of spuds to take home, he’s beyond buzzed 😂.
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On that note, the new season of The Laughs Of Your Life is out next Wednesday 23rd September and my first guest is. 🙈
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I used to think my Dad was weird for taking a block of cheddar out of the fridge and cutting off chunks to eat on their own. Now, this is my main hobby.
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If Tadhg Fleming’s dad Derry isn’t doing Dancing With The Stars then what is the actual point.
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You know when you go through security at the airport and you convince yourself you’re carrying something illegal? That’s how I feel driving through the Ranelagh triangle. Angela Fahy is the security.
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My first attempt at Mary Lou. go easy 🙈😂 . Watch here:
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Hi Richard Chambers will I be allowed take my mask off to roar my order over the counter in Babylon on Camden Street.
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Four episodes in, I am officially BET into #NormalPeople. It is so gorgeous I can’t deal. The casting overall is so bloody good but Connell. talk about @mescal_paul playing a block of an Irish lad to perfection 🙌🏻.
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Might book the dentist in London for June 21st don’t cancel me.
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I can’t stop thinking about Adam today ❤️ The national adoration for him is real! #LateLateToyShow.
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Will the government cover Botox for the 2 years we’ve lost? Because every time I think about going into the pandemic aged 27 and leaving it almost 30 I feel so god damn hard done by.
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Really think they need to just make a call now on the Leaving Cert. The humming and hawing must be soul destroying for students, parents and teachers. “Ara we’ll play it by ear” doesn’t cut it when students are trying to motivate themselves or plan ahead!.
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Me 2 days ago: Is Cheer on Netflix just a glorified Bring It On? Ugh I’ll try one episode. Me today: I SWEAR TO GOD MONICA IF YOU DON’T GIVE MAT TO GERRY AND LEXI I’M FLYING TO CORSICANA.
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The messaging from the government re COVID has been so shite over the past few weeks. Feels like the ball has been dropped completely. It’s not surprising that ppl are being more lax with the guidelines. But it’s not an excuse, we all KNOW we’re not in the clear yet.
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It’s a ‘sitting down in the shower’ hangover today.
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The light of my lockdown life turned 1 today 🎉🎈🧡 I got a lump in my throat every time I looked at him. I don’t know if that means I need to seek help 😂 or I’m just a head over heels dog Mom who is so grateful to him and the love he gives! Happy Birthday baby Bertie😭❤️
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I never knew how much I needed pics of happy kids going to school in their costumes to lift my spirits 😭 Little dotes 🎃✨.
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Don’t tweet it. Don’t tweet it. Don’t tweet it. Don’t tweet it. Don’t tweet it. The days are actually going fairly fast.
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