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Just a big dumb rock band from Texas. Vandoliers is for everyone. Forever.

Texas, USA
Joined July 2015
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@poisonjr So is this
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Inflation is the lowest it has been in nearly three years. And wages, wealth, and jobs are higher than they were before the pandemic.
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@SeattleSloth_ Remember pb slices? Came individually wrapped like Kraft singles.
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Don’t forget to wash the dishes tonite so you can sleep in tomorrow
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Fuck a drag bill. 🖕🏽
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It’s really happening!
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@MyDailyMagazin1 They were foxes 🦊
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I feel seen
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Loudest crowd I’ve ever heard. Screaming every word at the top of their lungs. Every single one. Losing their GD minds and rightly fucking so!!! #turnpikeforever
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It’s not the perfect country and western song if it doesn’t say anything about:
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Welcome to the club @drivebytruckers 😘 ✊🏻
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I like how hotdogs are made of lips and assholes and folks act like ketchup is what’s gonna ruin it.
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No need for all the hateful bullshit out there. Country music should be for everyone. Vandoliers is for everyone. Forever. #vffv
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“F--k a drag bill,” said the Texas country band the @vandoliers , who donned dresses for an east Tennessee concert.
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Memes come true 😭
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The Vandoliers do know that trans rights are human rights. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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2 years
Can’t believe this is real life! We are opening for @TpTroubadours at @CainsBallroom on April 8th and 9th
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Fine. By popular demand, drinking and tweeting.
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Blessed AF. Gonna take a long time to get over how magical this weekend was. Just happy to be here. Thanks @TpTroubadours for changing our lives. #vffv
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3 years
There are no awards for the kind of country music I care about
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Despite all my rage I am still just
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@kylejaxson Reminds me of the time Tom Green dressed like Conan’s chair
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2 years
Spoiler alert: this meme also gonna be coming true
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I only eat one meal a day bc broke
@consequence
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Coldplay's Chris Martin has revealed that he now only eats one meal per day because of Bruce Springsteen:
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@vandoliers
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2 years
Also you are very rich
@GeorgeStrait
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I ain't rich but Lord I'm free.
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My New Years resolution is for Turnpike to put out a new record
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In things that weren’t on the Bingo card today… 😳
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Oh shit, we get to open for @TpTroubadours this week!
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3 years
I love it when people wear the bands shirts to the shows. Why is it cool for sports fans to do but supposedly dorky for us music folk?
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I guess we’ll never know
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2 years
We’re playing the Ryman today 😬
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@JayHulmePoet The problem will take care of itself when they win the $50 bar tab and have to split it 32 ways
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Dress for the job you want
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@Curtis_Cook At first I read it as “from the Black Keys guy’s perspective” which would be an even worse book somehow
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Socially punk, fiscally country
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2 years
Country music doesn’t need saving, it needs fucking up. #upthepunks
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@HVNYrefugee Please never come to a show
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Pardon the rare sentimental post and momentary chest beating, but our 2022 kinda kicked ass 💪🏽
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As promised, we are going to auction off the dresses we wore on stage in Tennessee to protest the states’s harmful new anti drag bill. On Saturday, March 4 we will make a separate Instagram post for each dress. (1/2)
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@vandoliers
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What do YOU think Turnpikes first song back will be?
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@LolOverruled
Lolo
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Does anyone know any white boys with incredible swag
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Unless you actually live here
@SenSchumer
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Tonight, America sends a message to the entire world: We will not turn our back on you.
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Seeing 5/6 of Turnpike do Easton and Main at Cains tonite was 🤯
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WE LUV @LauraJaneGrace ! 💛🖤💛
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Wear the goddamn shirt to the goddamn show. Nobody fuckin cares. IDK how to emphasize this point enough.
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How was YOUR weekend?! #vffv
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How do I become a lunatic country music person?
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No hyperbole, never been to a show with a louder crowd in my entire damn life. Fuck.
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The perfect set list doesn’t exi—
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I love that 50% of the comments attacking us are saying we’re nobodies selling out to make a quick buck and the other half say we’ve gone woke and will henceforth go broke.
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@JanelleMonae OK but why are you actually pulling these off? First person to make these look great
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People are finally starting to come to our shows on purpose. It’s a cool feeling! #vffv
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No online queues to get our tickets. Just come through, fam. Tix at the door.
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One year ago we had a StL show cancel two days before due to low pre-sales. Today we played to a PACKED fucking house. I don’t know what the moral of this is but it felt amazing.
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F Scott Fitzgerald? I hardly know Scott Fitzgerald.
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This sounds like the most annoying band on planet earth.
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Pro tip: they sell unlimited drink tickets at Office Depot
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What beer is it still safe for straight dudes to butt chug? Asking for a friend.
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Lots of new folks here given the recent news. To catch y’all up, we’re big fans of inclusivity but also putting peanut butter in our mac n cheese.
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3 years
On our first-ever tour, in 2016, we slept in a Walmart parking lot. Today we are staying at the hotel next door to that same Walmart parking lot.
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Our bus driver finally watched us for the first time. Said we “don’t suck” 😂
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All my homies know trans rights are human rights. Also @themerc_tulsa rules. ✌🏽
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They play in the same band
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As far as promo photos go, we have been majorly one-upped @tenaciousd
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Day I of Album V. The vibes are immaculate
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@ericriveracooks I bet them things hit tho
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Normalize saying nice things about people while they’re still alive
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You either die a rock star or live long enough to start a country band
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It’s been 9 years since our first show 🎂
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In spite of ourselves
@jakecoco
Jake Coco 🙏🏻💙🇺🇸
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What song are they singing at karaoke?
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Tonite we’re making the devils eggs 😈 🥚
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Been collecting free condiments from gas stations for 2 weeks, and tonight we dine on deviled eggs made using only gas station hard boiled eggs and other condiments and utensils that can be acquired for free at gas stations
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We heard y’all ladies wanted to take y’all’s shirts off at shows like the fellas. So we made this to wear under your other shirts. You are welcome 😂
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We didn’t play ACL this week, but we broke one
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That thing when you send us a slur-filled homophobic hate email and we accidentally forward it to your boss. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Bout time we all stopped whining about a Turnpike reunion so much and started enjoying the @FlatlandCavalry while we still got em! New record is flawless. 🔥 🎻 🤠
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Zero minutes till our record is out. Listen to that shit!
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11/22/23
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8 years ago today we played our first show. In parking lot of a venue that was having a festival inside. We’re kicking off our second tour of Spain today. It’s a wild world, baby! Can’t wait to keep doing this for 8 more years! Gonna make it if it takes 16, after all! 🇪🇸 #vffv
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Changed my mind, I’m super in favor of the paid-for blue checks
@DrEricDing
Eric Feigl-Ding
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UPDATE—Just learned that Eli Lilly executives are raging and furious at losing $20 billion in market cap from this stunt with @TwitterBlue . It’s too bad they don’t see their own damn insulin price gouging as the actual problem. Karma @LillyPad , karma.
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Y’all catch that new @JasonIsbell doc yet? 🏃🏻‍♂️ 🫣
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I’ve cried at every @raywalkerjoshua show I’ve ever been to. Just means you’re alive
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Taylor Swift has destroyed this generation 💀
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Body shame us and ya get blocked. Just that simple. All bodies are beautiful. Let them biscuits fly. Everybody, no matter who you are or what you look like.
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Tonight after the show an elementary aged kid came up and said his mom told him Vandoliers wore dresses bc some people made some laws telling people what they couldn’t do and he thought it was fun and awesome. BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA TELL THE KIDS?!
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@vandoliers
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Lotta fake cowboys on this app. I’m here to set y’all straight: You ain’t a real cowboy unless you like smoky old pool rooms and clear mountain mornings, little warm puppies and children and girls of the night.
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@ashhhhhhole He was a...
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“If we’ve got to kiss each other onstage, or whatever we do that makes the assholes uncomfortable and stay home so that everyone else can feel safe, we’ll do it. I just want our shows to be a safe space and for everyone to feel welcome.”
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Looks like @CainsBallroom had the balls to pull it off!! For one night only the three wildest bands in country music are gonna be in the same building. 🔥 @themoonpies @raywalkerjoshua
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I lived every Turnpike meme tonite. Magical.
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The Rangers parade is very Arlington lol. Just some F150s circling a parking lot
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Good thing there are no drug tests in this line of work, because I just at the shit out of a poppy seed muffin. And also did a bunch of drugs.
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I didn’t know we were supposed to declare this. Vandoliers are not rich and are never gonna see Taylor Swift money.
@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
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Corey Taylor: Slipknot members are “not rich” and are “never gonna see Taylor Swift money."
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