Jake Coco ๐๐ป๐๐บ๐ธ
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Sunset was beautiful so I pulled out the camera and shot a quick video <3
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Mosquito trap.
The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it.
The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.
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On this day in 2002 Kelly Rowland texted Nelly via Microsoft excel and got visibly upset when he didnโt reply
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Jeffery Epsteinโs bank accounts were never frozen.
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The health director of Los Angeles is the most unhealthy looking person I have ever seen.
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Bar owner in Los Angeles CA is livid to see that mayor Garcetti has approved an outdoor dining area for a movie company directly across from her outdoor dining area (which was shut down)
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This hero needs a go fund me immediately.
25 yo pizza delivery man runs into burning house, saves four children who tell him another might be in the house. He goes back in, finds the girl, jumps out a window with her
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Day two of being โoutโ as a conservative. Lost a couple hundred more followers across all platforms. Replaced them with a couple hundred free thinking open minded folks who are actually awake enough to have a conversation. Recorded some vocals. Winner of a day
#walkaway
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August 29, 2005
-Hurricane hits Louisiana
-Kanye drops his new album
-White Sox in first place
-Afghanistan in the news
August 29, 2021
-Hurricane hits Louisiana
-Kanye drops his new album
-White Sox in first place
-Afghanistan in the news
Simulation is on repeat๐
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Day drunk, maskless 7x Super Bowl Champion Tom Brady is the role model we all need right now.
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Brittney Griner looks like Pete Davidson doing an impression of Kim Jong Un
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UPDATE: Amish dude who sells me groceries in parking lot is still unaffected by all variants.
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Canโt believe I used to be one these disgusting
#wrongtrump
lefties. Yโall are scum.
Rest In Peace Robert Trump ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ถ
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Remember when they filled the skate parks with sand??
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I say we start doing these briefings survivor style. Every evening American citizens can vote by phone and have the weakest journalist with the worst questions booted, making room for real questions to be asked
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Imagine being in jail for having a little bit of weed and hearing about the president handing out crack pipes.
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Low key flex on my Cali friends by running the AC all day today.
Yโall know that electricity is available 24/7 in non-failed states right?
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The exact moment racism was defeated in America
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Bernie staffers said โcities will burnโ and they didnโt lie.
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For anyone asking, this is the pineapple hill saloon in Sherman Oaks.
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2017 US deaths: 2.81 million (234,000/month)
2018 US deaths: 2.83 million (235,000/month)
2019 US deaths: 2.86 million (239,000/month)
2020 US deaths through October 1st: 2.13 million (236,000/month)
Math>Masks
Facts>Fear
Love>Lies
Shamdemic is over!
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Thanks to
@realDonaldTrump
โs handling of this pandemic we now have the strongest possible infrastructure in place in case of a bioweapon attack. Tests, mobile hospitals, medical products and treatments, all made in America by Americans. Well done sir 29D chess
#PressBriefing
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It is not enough to simply be pro black olives. One must be actively anti-kalamata
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Making their servants wear masks outside while they drop $300 on lunch is quite the ๐๐ป
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2 years sober today.
A typical day for me used to include ~10 beers and 12-20 shots, MDMA when I hit the stage (4 nights a week), followed by cocaine and aderall to stay awake for 3-5 days at a time. I am grateful that my daughter will never know that version of me ๐๐๐
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Officers, if you ever find yourself marching in formation towards a church, know that your leader has gone astray and the time has come to part ways with the force.
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Iโm personally tired of musicians who push socialist ideas because theyโve been told to do so by their capitalist record companies.
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BREAKING:
@Pfizer
Scientists: โYour [COVID] Antibodies are Probably Better than the [Pfizer] Vaccinationโ
'Weโre Like Bred And Taught to be Like โVaccine is Safer Than Actually Getting Covidโ'
โOur Organization is Run on Covid Moneyโ
#ExposePfizer
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If I was trump I would try and get impeached 3-5 more times before the term ends. Go for the gold bro!
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You donโt hate Trump, you hate your dad.
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Seems like the cycle the overlords are setting in the simulation is:
Lockdown all winter
Riots all summer
Rinse/repeat
To quote the polish powerhouse
@JackPosobiec
, โLeave Citiesโ
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@_ericcarpenter1
@DataDrivenMD
The only thing unsafe in your childโs life is his parents. Take your kid to the store so he understands the essentials when he inevitably ends up working at one of my daughters corporations.
While youโre there, have him pick you up some tampons.
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@JackPosobiec
Maybe she can inform Ukraine that they are a smaller country, next to Russia, which is a bigger country
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Woman allegedly sues her sperm donor for child support and is awarded 40% of his paycheck.
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Remember when they showed us videos of people falling down having seizures in China and told us that was what covid was going to do to us?
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Hereโs a video of the presidents son debating the weight of his crack cocaine with a prostitute.
Our current reality is beyond parody.
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@LisaBloom
This might actually be worse than just straight up not believing her. Please exit the public arena
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@JackPosobiec
Not the first thing Hollywood studio heads have โpassed aroundโ in secret
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I identify as a senior citizen and also as an 8 year old (Iโm age fluid) so i will be ordering off the kids menu but I also deserve my AARP discount
Denying my truth is violence.
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@RepSwalwell
@realDonaldTrump
You actually know a lot of people in antifa. Iโm certain of it. Try again.
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Wicked smaht. How bout dem ๐ s
Harvard Poll: Donald Trump More Popular than Joe Biden
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Will Smith wonโt go to jail because his uncle is a judge
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Arrest Breonna Taylorโs boyfriend and charge him with the involuntary manslaughter of Breonna if you want justice.
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@SpeakerPelosi
Shamdemic is over, move on to something else. No one is buying it anymore ๐๐ถ๐บ๐ธ
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This is what a lie looks like
A man who suffered a cardiac emergency died after being turned away from 43 ICUs in 3 states โ all at capacity from COVID.
His obit includes this plea: "In honor of Ray, please get vaccinated if you have not, in an effort to free up resources for non COVID related emergencies."
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Such a cool thing. DJT really is the peoples president. He called Colby Covington after his win tonight and Colby answers live on the air during his post fight interview
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Any politician who supports antifa should be removed from office and tried for treason. Period. ๐๐ถ๐บ๐ธ
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@Alyssa_Milano
@GOP
Thatโs not how the system works! ๐ Thank god for checks and balances. Enjoy gitmo btw!
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@morningmika
@realDonaldTrump
Just the facts: youโre a soulless clown
Herman had stage 4 colon cancer. This is relevant.
May he Rest In Peace.
I suggest keeping his name out of your clown hole.
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The people of Akron will suffer because of liars like
@LJFamFoundation
spreading nonsense about
#JaylandWalker
Tonight the city will burn and
@KingJames
will pour digital gasoline by tweeting lies from one of his mansions.
Ohio deserves better.
Shame on you LJ
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One year sober today. Drank enough in the first half to hold my buzz through the end. Most nights Iโd do 10-20 drinks, usually on stage. Now I get fecked up on
@dunkindonuts
. Not here to preach, mad respect for those who can drink responsibly. I am not one of those people ๐๐ถ๐บ๐ธ
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Man I really thought everything would be fixed once they took the lady off the syrup bottle
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God wins
Portland: A large crowd of Christian worshippers gather to sing the day after antifa violently attacked a small family worship event in the same location. Antifa are observing the event from afar but have not attacked because theyโre outnumbered.
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Alyssa Milano is the gift that keeps on giving.
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America needs more Kyle Rittenhouses and les David Hoggs
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This is what Betty White and Caitlyn Jenner looked like the year Joe Biden was elected to senate
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Could it be time to form a more perfect union with the law abiding states?
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How can Biden be so against coal when he loves minors so much?
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50 cent would become nickelback if Joe Bidenโs tax plan became law.
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@aubrey_huff
Probably fake - but reality is so inverted these days I had to share just in case
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@HillaryClinton
Youโre responsible for the death of thousands of Haitian children.
Full stop.
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Iโve worn a mask zero times and taken zero covid tests.
This isnโt a flex, Iโm just letting you know itโs possible.
Stop complying.
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You guys are seriously messing up my night. Iโm just trying to get a custom gate made by Obama and now heโs NEVER GOING TO FIND MY TWEETS. WHATEVER
#obamagate
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Trump is declaring war on far left fascism and cancel culture.
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