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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
6 years
Have decided that instead of letting my identity be erased by the government I’m going to double down and become twice as transgender
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@LauraJaneGrace
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1 year
They see drag shows as inherently sexual because they can’t see women as anything other than sexual objects
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
Wrote a song. This is what it looks like
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Bernie Sanders just called me “Laura Jane Grass” 😂
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
My daughter is in her room listening to the Black Parade right now. If she gives me any grief about chores this weekend I’m calling Frank and giving him an earful
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
1 year
I am sorry but there is just no biological evidence proving the existence of your god. We counted and your god has zero chromosomes. We must accept your religion for what it is, a massive money laundering scheme and a front for a paedophilia ring
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
Mind blowing how in 2021 Rick Astley is infinitely cooler than Morrissey. Never would have predicted this 20 years ago. The wheel keeps on turning
@FarOutMag
Far Out Magazine
3 years
Rick Astley singing ‘This Charming Man’ with Blossoms tonight at the London Forum. 🕺
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
2 years
10 years ago today I came out as transgender in @RollingStone magazine. The highest of highs and the lowest of lows, I wouldn’t trade the last 10 years for anything. Eternal gratitude to everyone who has shown kindness, love, and support along the way 🙏
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Thank you @SenSanders & @AOC and everyone involved. Both of you were really powerful today!
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
5 years
At this point I’m just scared. When I came out in 2012 the world seemed maybe safe for Trans people to openly exist. I now see how naive that was. Transphobia is so deeply ingrained in society. The cruelty is the point. We’re subhuman to them. They’re happy to watch us die.
@NPR
NPR
5 years
JUST IN: The Department of Health and Human Services is proposing to roll back protections for transgender people in health care.
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@LauraJaneGrace
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3 years
If I wear Dr Martens in the snow then yes, Dr Martens are snow boots
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
My daughter is in the other room FaceTiming and playing Animal Crossing and I just overheard her explain what ACAB stands for to her friend.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
Pretty soon we’ll have had more waves of Covid than we’ve had of ska
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
J.J. Abrams is actually short for Jar Jar Abrams
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
2 years
CDC says it’s okay to shotgun a joint with someone if you’re Covid positive as long as it’s sativa
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
I forgot about this until I saw a friend post about on their own social media account but by law on trans day of visibility if you have a crush on a trans person you have to tell them
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
The sad thing about this is before the musicians play a single note the audience already leaves
@EmilioMorenatti
Emilio Morenatti
4 years
Musicians rehearse at the Gran Teatre del Liceu that reopens its doors, in which the 2,292 seats of the auditorium will be occupied on this occasion by plants, in Barcelona, Spain, Monday, June 22, 2020.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
2 years dry today. Celebrating my my sobriety date alone and in the tub. Rub-a-dub-dub.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
Absurd that this is actually happening
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Last night I thought to myself that it could be nice to date someone again someday and then I remembered I had $50 worth of sushi delivery coming, the weed man after that and the new Star Wars video game for PS4 and I realized I’m good
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
5 years
We wrote a new Against Me! song today
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
I liked it better when I didn’t hear about Elon Musk so much and was more like “oh, is that the electric car guy?”
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
2 years
As a person who is transgender and also a parent I say that if sports can’t figure out a way to let everyone be included and play and have a good time then no one gets to play, give me the ball and everyone go home
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Uh yeah... I know fashion bro
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
26 years ago today I was 14 & got beat up by 10 cops. Threw me face first into the ground, stepped on my head, knee in back, hogtied, told me they were gonna kill me. Instead of fireworks I spent the night in jail. I think about this & how far I’ve come from then every July 4th.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
7 years
I came out as Trans publicly in @RollingStone exactly 5 years ago today. 5 years of authentic living. Even the lows were worth it.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
If you let cis people know your dead name they will lord it over you the rest of your life. Lock it up and bury it if you can
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
7 years
@kathygriffin Fuck that. It was awesome.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
I wish Caitlyn Jenner would just not
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
3 years dry. 3 years without a drink. An important anniversary to commemorate and in celebration of to forgive myself for all frivolous gear and music related purchases made the last 3 years and remember it could have just been money wasted down a bottle instead. 🙏🎸🔥
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
This album came out 6 years ago today and my life has never been the same since...
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
2 years
Violence is wrong but just one time I want to see somebody slap a comedian that hard after they tell a joke about transgender people, just one time please
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
Just played my daughter a demo and she told me it sounded “like a grocery store”. Who wants a free kid?
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
2 years
8 years old today. Happy birthday Transgender Dysphoria Blues…
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Blessed to have a loud voice but damn I feel stupid in this f’n thing. Is this what suffering for your art means?
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
This is what a prisoner of a money cage looks like. All the wealth in the world and still unhappy. With infinite funds unable to buy a cure for their unhappiness they direct their self hate outwards and towards others in effort to build a larger cage for themselves.
@jk_rowling
J.K. Rowling
4 years
TERF wars
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
5 years
Imagine how good of an album ‘Never Mind The Bollocks’ would be if all of the Sex Pistols had died in the 70’s and you didn’t have to know anything about their personalities
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
2 years
Transgender adults are all bright shining examples of how a persons innate gender identity is resilient to childhood indoctrination
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
I feel so bad. This guy at the grocery store called me “sir” so I bit him... just straight up took a chomp right out of him... and then I couldn’t stop, I just kept chewing, until I swallowed him whole, no more guy, gone, just shoes and socks and a lonely half full cart. Fuck
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
5 years
Stop! Take some time to eat, figure out what’s nutritious for you... Stop! Take some time to eat, figure out what’s nutritious for you... Stop! Take some time to eat, figure out what’s nutritious for you... You gotta make delicious decisions
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Not to sound desperate but will someone please either fuck me or kill me?
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
5 months
Got engaged to @stopitparis over the holiday weekend. You all do anything fun?
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Hey Michigan! I’ll be playing a couple songs before Bernie speaks today in Ann Arbor!! Spread the word then come and sing along!!!
@People4Bernie
People for Bernie
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. @AOC . @BernieSanders . Ann Arbor. Sunday.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
14 years ago today is this is what I was doing, this was me… Life is wild y’all
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
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Listening to people talk about what Harry Potter house they belong to always makes me want to blow my brains out
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
2 years
We’re all going to die
@TheOvalPawffice
The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans
2 years
🐾 Joining dad @POTUS for a furry, furry impawrtant meeting to convince everyone we must send even more weapons to the brave hoomans of #Ukraine . Because, let’s woof it, the only security guarantee Ukraine needs is more weapons. 🇺🇦🐕🇺🇸
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@LauraJaneGrace
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4 years
I was beat up by a group of cops when I was 14 years old. They stepped on my head and put a knee in my back then hogtied me. Carried me around like a suitcase. I know the only reason I’m alive is because of my white privilege.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Cried while listening to the Killers today. So, obviously I’m doing great and the isolation isn’t taking any kind of mental toll
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
I’m your mother now
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
5 years
Was reminded that this album came out 5 years ago today. It’s been a ride. Thankful.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Wearing my @FrankIero hoodie today because I don’t own a #mychemicalromance one. Stoked for you my friend!
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
😂😂😂 corporations and casinos are all gonna get free money now and you and I are going to get NOTHING and then in 6 months everyone will be back to talking about how socialism is bad and we can’t afford free healthcare 😂😂😂
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
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Casinos ask Congress for emergency aid as coronavirus toll sweeps industry
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
I went to a baseball game last night and a beer vendor called me “Miss” and now I love sports and I’m a Cardinals fan and isn’t it just terrible?
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 months
I apologize to everyone who is upset & disappointed with me for not already publicly stating my opinion on what is happening in Gaza. For what it’s worth I unequivocally stand with Palestine
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
I would like to announce that my next album is called “Folkpunklore”
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
2 years
Just walked into the living room carrying an acoustic guitar and my daughter loudly groaned
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
6 years
Though it betrays my punk rock facade I actually really like Christmas, especially as a parent. Not only is Santa real. Santa is trans.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
Anyone else finding it really hard to focus and get work done while all this is happening?
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
Keeps me humble
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
Happy Birthday Bob
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
7 years
Spent time taking pictures with some fans today
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Two days ago I moved neighborhoods in Chicago. My new place has built in book shelves and from the living room windows you can see a new public library building a block away. Feeling blessed by the book gods.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
Sometimes I forget how strong a look wearing a bullet belt is
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
After the ska revival let’s do a folk punk revival (selfish I know)
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
Got pulled over by the cops today coming into Philly… cop says “You’re tag is expired” I said… “No it’s not” to which he said “Let me check… okay you’re right” and then let me go
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
I have had a raging crush on the manager of my local Target for years now and there’s nothing I can do about it besides pine and continue to do all of my grocery shopping at Target
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
5 years
Ha!
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
5 years
My daughter tried playing me a Post Malone song and I had to explain to her that on principle I don’t listen to artists that wear crocs.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
1 year
The problem is not Drag Queens
@antifaoperative
𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬
1 year
This Virginia church leader has been arrested for taking a child into the church bathroom, exposing himself to her & forcing her to touch his genitals.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
This feels ridiculous but I swear it serves a purpose
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Working late in the studio and accidentally just recorded a folk punk song
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
1 year
Everywhere is too crowded, everything costs too much and everyone is rude as hell to each other
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
Half way there at least...
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
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Instead of punishing my daughter with a time-out lately I’ve just been singing Kid Rock songs at her. Truly effective. Instant results.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Stress eating a bag of Doritos while sitting in my car in a Walgreens parking lot. Going to punch the steering wheel and scream “fuck” a couple times after I finish the chips and then carry on my way
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
How was this 5 years ago already?
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
7 months
I just want you to know that if your hobbies include creating A.I. images of like Gandalf the Grey or John Kerry fronting hardcore bands I think you’re a fucking loser
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
1 year
@Caitlyn_Jenner God you are just THE worst
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
All the bands cancelling shows because of coronavirus are doing so because their insurance companies updated their policies to not cover cancellations due to the virus. I know because ours did the same.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
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Just chased a truck that hit our bus trailer 6 blocks on foot while wearing a leather jacket. Never felt more like the Terminator in my life...
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
There really was a part of me that was hoping that me dropping a surprise solo album would be the most shocking thing to happen this October
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
This album turns 10 years old today. Feels like 50. Forever thankful for the learning experience that was writing, recording, and touring this album.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
I know that you shouldn’t read the comments but sometimes I do and seriously, when I read one like this it makes me feel so certain and assured in who I am and so so so thankful that I think nothing like it’s author
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
5 years
How in the hell was this 4 years ago already?
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Not to be negative but... this summer fuckin sucks
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
I agree with a four day work week. I hope that happens. I would also like artists to receive a penny per stream.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
If you want to ruin your Twitter feed make a post in support of trans athletes
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
1 year
If you’re a musician, something you should always keep in mind is that most artists record their best album on the worst gear they’ll ever own
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
5 years
How many times in life do you get to say that you helped write a Weezer song? Today’s my fuckin daaaaayyyyyy!
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
Going through old storage boxes at my brothers and found my arm gauntlets. Relieved to say the least
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
I think the current ska revival is a sign of just how emotionally vulnerable we all are after the past year
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
5 years
Me: Can I have a quad shot of espresso please? Barista: Can I get a name for that order? Me: L.J. Barista: Can you spell that for me? Me: L... J....
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
2 years
After 6 months without access I have regained control of the Against Me! Facebook account, a stupid stupid victory I celebrate alone
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
I swear to f’n GOD punk patches looked cooler than this when I was a teenager
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
4 years
Not trying to buy into or promote the conspiracy theory but all night long I hear fireworks and every morning I run my neighborhood block by block and there’s no fireworks debris. I don’t get it?
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
Just to be clear, when I practice playing @againstme songs at home I still do the hand clap parts even though I’m all alone
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
5 years
Fuck yeah @DonCheadle 🙌🖤
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
6 years
Whenever my kid picks up a guitar she plays ‘Come As You Are’. She can also count to 50 in both mandarin and Spanish. Fuck yeah I’m a proud parent.
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 years
New Killers album cover looks like an Against Me! album cover
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@LauraJaneGrace
Laura Jane Grace
3 months
Future’s so bright…
@RollingStone
Rolling Stone
3 months
Laura Jane Grace is newly married to a comedian, prepping to release a great solo album, and thinking about getting back with her old bandmates. More on @LauraJaneGrace 's Real-Life Rom-Com:
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