"Never trust a big butt and a smile." #BellBivDeVoepuppies #BDPpuppies http://t.co/ubmrkkeJML

“Journalism is better when it’s backed by live markets.” ????

This flag was illegal when my grandparents were born btw

🚨send me journalism jobs🚨 We’re compiling job/freelance opportunities for our hundreds of #washingtonpost colleagues who were fired today. If you’ve got something please reply, DM, or email me Brianna.sacks@washpost.com Also I’m not above asking for a retweet. Thanks and ✊🏻

For those looking for freelance work in the wake of WaPo layoffs: I'm an editor at large overseeing Ideas & Culture at Bloomberg, including our Books coverage. Find me at skillingswo2@bloomberg.net

Hi everyone, some news: I was laid off as part of the massive cuts at @washingtonpost. Thinking about my colleagues on the foreign desk living in war zones, and much of our arts team, and our readers. We’ll need your support and, as soon as the numbness passes, I’ll need work!

Your Ass Too Clean. Your Swag Too Different. Your Wife Too Bad. they’ll kill you

Here's a piece of incredibly good news that almost no one will pay attention to: https://t.co/LYvgNxZUJf

Don’t know what all the fuss is about receiving a knighthood and being called SIR all my teachers in school were called SIR and they were all massive CUNTS dya get me bruv LG x

The BBC uses robo-cameras disguised as dung heaps to film wildlife up close.

As you may have heard, most (not all) of the people who produce Outside magazine (and the website) were laid off on Thursday. The ex-ME has a complete archive of issues going all the way back to the 1970s. If anybody knows of a library that might want to house these, lemme know.

it just keeps getting worse. gary indiana’s library arrived in altadena earlier this week. it’s gone.

🚨📢JOB ALERT📢🚨 @WIRED is hiring a Senior Writer, Climate, to cover the climate beat, with a focus on how people and technology are adapting to a changing world. #JournalismJobs

finally able to mention that some pals and I started our own music publication!!!!!!!!! @hearingthingsco https://t.co/cqeTqTkgb9

Nailed it ⁦@TomRachman⁩ "as if shame rhymed with change" are practically the watch words of a generation in awkward, gurning transition https://t.co/oFT3aRLrXp via @NYTOpinion

where was this energy for j. lo’s this is me…now

NYPD followed an alleged fare evader, tried to tase him, and then: > shot him > shot another cop in the abdomen > shot a woman in the leg > shot another man AND GRAZED HIS HEAD

Me, to my editor:

I’m just glad we have each other

THEY’RE EATING CATS!!

The time has come