Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this https://t.co/IpQbCnDM3g

Tuning in for @dannykellywords post about Romero. Assume the cat and @AlexClark3 have quietly left home as expletives and objects get hurled around his home.

Hey @LloydsBank Got news for you. It isn’t.

Drive. Snick. Defeat. #ashes25 @bbctms

Anyone know any German cricket coaches? Asking for England . #ashes25

A long way to travel - and a lot of money to spend - for just two days of Test cricket. @danroan spoke to England fans in Perth on the morning after the first Test defeat.

We were doing OK and still in the game until someone at @bbctms decided to get Steve Bruce on. He’s not had his hands on any silverware since he got a cutlery set at a car boot sale 10 years ago.

If Trump was President in 1940

This is the best illustration of the obscene wealth of Elon Musk that I’ve seen. Look how much rice he’s got! We don’t have to organise our world like this.

@NoContextBrits

Thank you to those that attended the networking breakfast event that we hosted on behalf of the @urbanonetwork on Thursday. Christian May (@CityAM) and Mark Herring (Urbano) looked at the future needs of London including planning, infrastructure, property and transport. #London

Never forget.

Stunning from @Beamish_Museum

ℹ️ | We are seeing lots of videos being shared online that were filmed at previous protests or during previous incidents. There has been no disorder in London this weekend and the videos are likely being shared to mislead or to fuel tension.

Massive respect now for Ben White. He saw the nonsense first-hand in the England set-up and walked. #southgate

Inspired by @DuncanWestbury I bought some of his native daisy’s from the great Links nursery in Powick last year and they seem to link their home in Claines/Northwick in Worcester

#aurora #worcester

Westminster refuses Savile Row rebuild scheme in warning shot to developers: Council unanimously approves Fosters-designed department store retrofit at same meeting as council consults on net zero plan https://t.co/8APZPffVNe #architecture #news

📣Final call for entries 📣 We are searching for the UK’s fastest-growing private companies for the annual #SundayTimes100 ranking. Successful companies will be featured in June (and get to celebrate with other winners - and Richard and I - later in the year 🥂🕺)

WARNING: This video will leave you sick to the stomach! When you see @rspcaassured 'welfare friendly' Scottish salmon advertised in a supermarket remember the collateral damage from infectious diseases, animal abuse & mass mortalities @LochDuartSalmon @ScotlandSalmon @Selfridges