joe schmoe
@unordinaryjo
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It’s actually kind of crazy how cheap Chicago real estate was just prior to Covid
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do not sleep on the crab feast at Go 4 Food in chinatown. wake up
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If someone comes through the bar selling tamales, I’m going to buy 🫔
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Texan boyfriend just explained that we aren't allowed to have an August-born child, because that child will be the youngest in their class and therefore, when they play sports, will be smaller than all the other kids and therefore will have a harder time. Is this seriously the
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@Pirat_Nation Me grabbing 2x16GB in July for $130, not realizing it's the last chopper out of Saigon.
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One of the big three RAM manufacturers, Micron, has announced they are exiting the consumer market completely.
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If an engineer tells you they can replace a service you’re paying for, and the service costs less than you pay them, tell them to get back to fucking work. Engineers are SO bad at valuing their time properly. They can’t be trusted to make good economic decisions.
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.NET is the best thing Microsoft has ever created. Not Windows. Not Office. Not Azure. Definitely not Copilot. It is the only truly elegant, coherent and long-term piece of engineering they have shipped in decades. Change my mind.
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I watched 2 hours of C++ hate. Here's my full review. First of all, it's clearly made by a C++ expert. Second, it's one of the best tutorials about C++ gotchas. Seriously, go watch it. C++ is old. And its creators care about backwards compatibility. When all you can do is
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.NET wins. #dotnet
I'm in love. A JavaScript server that serves static files out of a public directory and routes everything else to an index.html SPA style
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Government shuts down six weeks. Nobody notices. Cloudflare shuts down for an hour. Everything burns. Understand what really matters.
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When you fuck the whole internet so hard, that even your CSS on your status page don't work anymore. Cloudflare DOWN!
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we were just walking down 5th ave & let me tell you the recession doomerism is so overcooked. like 30% of the stores have lines in actual cold weather just to get in. ppl are voluntarily freezing just for the chance to spend money. americans are still speed running consumption
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In 2009, a 14-year-old boy in Chicago pulled off something straight out of a movie. Vincent Richardson walked into a police station wearing a full CPD uniform, said he was from another district and the officers believed him. He was given a radio, a ticket book, and even paired
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@emilyreadey Uber Pool was peak late stage city chaos. Four strangers, three different perfumes, one driver who hated all of you equally, and the app charging you $2.67 to zigzag through fifteen side streets like it was doing a social experiment. You’d sit there in someone else’s leftover
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What happened to uber pool. I remember being in a car with 3 complete strangers driving all around the city for $2.67
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