Ken Dunnington
@uke
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developer, jujitsuka, musician, pirate, etc. I like pizza. I get tagged by Germans a lot who think my handle is something else. I have no idea why.
Dover, NH
Joined May 2007
your mom is proud of you because you work hard, make money, and get somewhere in life. my mom is proud of me because I get attention for doing stupid things on Twitter. we are not the same.
newsweek.com
A viral Twitter thread featuring U.S. presidents reimagined with mullets has taken the internet by storm.
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Okay, this one is acceptable. @melsieburger
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This new twitter “feature”
You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular
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Is there a better commercial for Rank Choice Voting than what is going on with the Speaker's vote in the House ? The current system, from primary to generals to speaker voting, empowers the extremes to the expense of constituants. Time to change
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‘Yule-hole’ (19th century Scots): the loosest notch in your belt that you must resort to after excessive eating and drinking.
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I love how music can take you to another place. This pub is playing Ed Sheeran, so I’m going to another pub.
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Sindy Powell, Rudy Giuliani's hair, Mayor McCheese, Roy Cohn's ghost, Sideshow Bob, The Villages People, ketchup
everyone's at mar-a-lago for trump's announcement: roger store, madison cawthorn, joe the plumber, scott baio, the hercules guy kevin sorbet or whatever, ken bone, the man who invented stacker 2, the magician
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People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.
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"This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to man."
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As a Canadian American, this is how it feels living through American elections these days.
as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days
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lol RIP this dumb website. It wasn't all bad.
Okay everybody it's Zero Hour for this website, post your favorite tweets and give them a little kiss goodbye.
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