Skublord Hastur
@uglyBastardv3
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Five in the morning I be hating on shit, ten in the evening I be hating on shit.
Joined February 2022
Booting up Titanfall 2 after years and the skills come back like I ain’t even leave
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Y’all shit on cis dudes but at least every interaction we have isn’t a weird fusion of therapy speak and an HR meeting.
what it’s like getting your hair cut in logan square
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There’s something funny about dolphin brains being supposedly way more complex and they’re all just hyper violent rapists.
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Can’t be making it this easy dude cmon
as a community the men have zero fucking drip when it comes to fashion.
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The Bayonetta fandom is really funny because it’s literally this but canon.
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My favorite critique of capitalism was in Fallout 3 where the rich people let all the poor downtrodden ghouls into their safe comfortable tower, and the ghouls kill them all and trash the place.
fallout 4 literally opens with a door to door salesman basically selling a chance of survival to rich people but when the bomb drops that salesman dies because he couldn't afford it.
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In my day, a show called “Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur” would have had a fucking dinosaur in it.
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You can tell a Celsiusfag made this because 86f is not “really hot outside”.
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Nigga I don’t give a fuck about their insecurities, I want a god damn hair cut.
What are you talking about? Almost every interaction I have with cis straight dudes is dripping with their insecurities they refuse to confront.
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Brits believing that houses combust if it gets hotter than 30C is pretty on-brand with how intelligent the world perceives them.
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If you’re a Wendigoon hater this is straight up just what you are.
Some rude & slanderous things have been said about my character and I just want to clarify that I am not right-wing or bigoted or anything besides thankful for my opportunity to make goofy YouTube. The only thing I believe in is loving God and my wife.
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Really wild how male marvel protagonists have villains like international terrorists with really fleshed out reasoning or time police holding back universe ending threats, and the woman’s big villainous threat is just The Fappening.
#SheHulk . The 4Chann/Redditors big ultimate plan is. Leak Jens sex tape and show everyone she a slut. NGL. This made me laugh.
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The first documented case of this in US history
Tomorrow marks 109 years since Leo Frank was lynched by a hate-filled mob in Georgia after being falsely accused & unjustly convicted of murder in a trial marred by antisemitism. ADL fought to clear Frank’s name & he was finally pardoned in 1986. May his memory be a blessing.
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@RedNinjargon Dolphins are sadists, they torture other fish for fun, and they rape other dolphins in packs and sometimes attempt to rape humans.
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Me going undercover to disrupt the woman/bear utopia in the woods
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Every single hero got fucking washed by Doc Seismic and the only reason the earth wasn’t ruled by fucking molemen was because of Cecil and then yall hop on here acting like he isn’t absolutely in the right.
Cecil top 2 worst characters in Invincible I am not even kidding
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Shoutout to the high as fuck dude working the Popeyes drivethru because I ordered a 3 piece.
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@MomoyaySawaki The thing is, it’s not all. There’s a specific genre of trans person who all act exactly like this, with varying levels of autistic antisocialness. I blame constant ingroup validation and a refusal to acknowledge this type of trans person as being weirder than the rest.
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@Cat_Gworl Quick question. Are you only judging the outfit, or the outfit as it is being worn?.
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@Bolverk15 It had me fucked up but I was able to power through it. …right up until I called Panam.
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I’m gonna finally watch this show and if this man does anything less than burning a cross on Anthony Mackie’s lawn, I’m stringing all you people up by your thumbs.
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“You don’t owe anyone anything when you die”. If you aren’t setting the next generation up for success then just don’t have fucking kids. Property values are only going to keep getting worse, give your kids the fucking house. Stop making permanent renters because you’re greedy.
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Every person in the quote tweets claiming this is misinformation is in the pocket of Big Dolphin. They are paid opposition scared of the truth getting out about their precious aquatic Epsteins.
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Me avoiding this season’s debutante ball after saying I had urgent business to handle in Prussia.
They took this away form us and gave us dating apps instead. I will bring back galas.
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@pukingguile It really just feels like it would be nonstop mild annoyances that build up over time. But some people enjoy it I guess. Like those rare freaks who used to enjoy homework back in school.
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Imagine having a “yo this nigga eating beans” moment and you turn around and it’s fucking Justin Whang.
Dude dropped his bag at the Metallica show tonight and a sandwich and three pairs of underwear fell out. He was about to leave without his underwear so I was like “yo you forgot your underwear” and I’ll never forget the look he gave me.
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Hey, remember when the Game Grumps and their fans dogpiled and outed one of their gay “friends” after he said Dream Daddy was pandering fujoshi trash trying to present itself as inclusive and “for the gays?”.
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Ooh a hit tweet. Follow me for more animal rape facts.
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>makes Batman black.>immediately beats a man to death because his pride is hurt.What did they mean by this?.
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@kristeen4993402 Oh, I’m under no assumption that it’s anywhere close to the majority of queer or trans people. Just the annoying ones almost everyone hates interacting with.
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How does this armless retard access the pouches on his belt?
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@punished_cait “Sorry honey, you know I can’t cum unless I’m looking at your friend’s instagram”.
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@Izu0chaHeaven Dolphins form small and large gangs and essentially hold female dolphins hostage for rape. They’re also constantly aggressive with other dolphins, fish, sharks, and sometimes humans. But most animals rape, most people act like dolphins are super nice, exceptional animals though.
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There’s an episode of the Simpsons where homer gets a criminal’s hair and it overrides his personality, and that’s exactly what happens to any white guy that gets the “I’m a leftist but I think I’m still edgy” mullet idubbbz got.
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If my DoorDash driver ain’t protecting my food like this, he ain’t getting a tip.
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@YBhunter2 The leader of a cult that worshipped a literal demon turned out to be evil and you think that’s comparable to hamfisted “Christianity bad” schlock?.
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Just this entire fucking bit
Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.
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If you’re the fat friend in your group, every day of your life is spent fighting off the spirit of Jack Black trying to take over your body like the Venom symbiote.
And not a single girlfriend was had between the four of them
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My favorite womanism is being able to tell when a guy is eyefucking them in public from a glance, yet can’t tell when the perpetually single desperate “friend” has been after them for years.
It’s so heartbreaking when a platonic guy friend throws away years of trust and friendship because they felt like they had an opportunity/were waiting for an opportunity to sleep with you or date you.
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Language is interesting because “wages” never seems to refer to the subset of Americans that set their own massive salaries and vote to give themselves raises.
Federal Reserve's own economist warns of a "severe recession" if the Fed keeps hiking interest rates. Fed Chair Powell, a Republican who thinks wages are too high, insists he won’t cause a deep recession but that “pain” is necessary to fight inflation.
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You restrict your own joy based on the happiness of your perceived enemies. Extract the /v/ rot from your brain and be whole once again.
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@PRNDL1234 @MomoyaySawaki They’re really not, but the moderately high overlap with antisocial autists and refusal to acknowledge or call out that aspect doesn’t help with their perception.
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@DoobusGoobus It’s understandable to be tired of their schtick, but hating them is a bit much.
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This seems to be making its way around Bayotwt so let me just say: if you’re mad at this, or about to write some “um actually” ass post, I don’t care. Suck my dick. And if you’re trans, skinny, and cute hmu. Seems like a good community to advertise that to.
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@Wizardking42 Like, it just comes off as the most condescending horseshit possible. The customer doesn’t even do anything worth criticizing, it’s 100% the barber.
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Think it’s pretty weird how this very mild criticism is having likes removed from it in order to suppress it but maybe I’m just being paranoid and didn’t watch it fall from 90+ to 70ish.
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@LocalSoundwave @JustinWhang It’s wild how he went straight into boxing after they thawed him out
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@Bolverk15 Boy the more I learn about this Hitler fella, the more I’m thinking someone oughta do something about him.
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@pham_alam I live in a coastal swamp where summer temps aren’t hot until it’s >90. Our humidity is normally 80%. You’re like a weak little baby.
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What kind of world are we living in where the peaceful teachings of RadFemHitler can be misinterpreted in such a way?.
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@KungFuMan316 I think it’s crazy how what happened with her and her husband should have been the biggest twitch scandal ever, but it was over in a week, no one talks about it, and she’s back to business as usual.
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@Cat_Gworl Which, depending on your body type, might work. Don’t think the texture on pink top is cohesive, but still. But the sizing on clothes absolutely matters. A $5000 suit that’s 3 sizes too small will look like shit. And that person shouldn’t be judging the appearance of others.
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One thing I’ve learned from women is if you ever start to actually notice how they act, suddenly you “emit dark and sinister vibes”.
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Always cool when parents facilitate their children’s imagination like that, he’s gonna have good memories as an adult.
Moms really get it done he said he wanted his hair like goku and she finessed 🎯
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@troubledman0 @MrIvarV12 @Zvbear Well at least we know he’s not hoarding clever comebacks in that fat noggin.
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@genzagi1 You’ve REALLY gotta have the right body and the right setting for it to work and 99% of the people who attempt it don’t have either.
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@BadWeaponTakes There’s a specific type of cringe when people who know nothing about guns talk like how they think gun people talk.
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Boy do I sure love vagina!.
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@dietxcokewhore LGBT horror houses are such a fucking mess to deal with but they’re always hilarious in hindsight.
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Also, to be even clearer, it was SPECIFICALLY the team who made Dream Daddy. The exact people Arin Hansen and friends continue to work with and promote. The people who they covered for and refuse to acknowledge the massive harm done to a man for stating his opinion on a game.
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@NotSoGenesiz Because autistic people have difficulty understanding unspoken societal norms normal people understand intrinsically.
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@TouhouSexRacism @PRNDL1234 @MomoyaySawaki For most it’s not a fetish. It’s an attempt to remedy a perception disconnect with perception and presentation. Not saying AGP freaks don’t exist, but I’ve known both types and there’s a vast difference in the two.
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@DocStrangelove2 Same man, different life, different side of the wall. Heartwarming, really.
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@CCanadianAB “Personal freedom and enterprise” doesn’t mean people can’t call you a fucking retard, are you stupid or something?.
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