@StateFairOfTX Let's get this straight - person commits a gun crime while carrying illegally, and response is to ban those carrying legally? You're basically saying "We *hope* we catch all the bad guys with guns, because we're intentionally removing all the good guys with guns."

I think @denisleary would disagree with the color choice, and where are the whale skin hubcaps and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights?

French man visits Texas and his response to the haters is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣

.@Bringatrailer plus alcohol and agitation probably isn’t the healthiest combination.

I love that the UI for an internally developed/facing tool includes a button labeled "Embiggen".

It literally is.

I get the feeling that the local wildlife population doesn’t feel particularly threatened by my property.

I don’t know about you but I’m ready for this delightful son of a bitch.

I mean, who among us hasn’t done a walk we didn’t expect with urine down our leg.

007 are really dumb permissions for a spy.

Business idea. Taking funding applications. (Image made with @grok)

Latest grift - got charged a $3.99 "Parking Facility Fee" at a @Marriott property-literally just their parking lot. Not a shared/commercial lot, not controlled access/secured, not a garage, just paved area around the hotel. Just raise your price by $4 and quit the BS fees.

Okay, hear me out: it is a Texas truism that the sketchier the circumstances in which you buy them, the better the tamales. The best tamales you will ever eat will be made by somebody's tía and bought from the trunk of an old car in a store parking lot. Further, the junkier the

Chiefs are the unluckiest team in the league Their best player’s season just ended in a game they’re not even playing 😔🙏

This is funny. I did actually join from Turkey - I was there on business and bored. The caution is because I do sometimes use VPNs when traveling internationally. So my profile looks like I’m not actually from the US. 😂

So far two LEO encounters (moderate speeding) with my obnoxious license plate and both found it funny and let me go with a warning. 😂

I’ve lost more friends to suicide than I have to combat. That’s a really sad fact, but it is a reality. Reaching out to people works. Will it work every time? No. But once is enough sometimes. If you have left the military, you can still use this memo as a reminder: reach out

Gotta love @USPS - item shipped from a town about 150 miles from me - has now been routed two states and 1000 miles away and will miss delivery estimate by at least two days.

Getting old(er) means stashing reading glasses everywhere, like on top of the refrigerator in case you have to read an expiration date on something.

Had random sales guy email me asking to pitch his product to partner with him. Explained his solution is not in my scope and to continue working with his other contacts that are more appropriate. He then tells me I AM the right contact and I should meet with him. WTF?

Good Morning Everyone!!! Happy Saturday 🌻☀️🌻