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everything said in jest
s/h 24 irish
Joined March 2017
Are you telling me penguins survive on the warm embrace of collectivism and not the frigidity of rugged individualism
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this is the funniest thing ive ever read
I know that Burchill went off the rails years ago but her recent anti-Irish (???) column in the Spectator literally reads like someone in the final stages of mad cow disease
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i bring a sort of “don’t call them bitches bro” vibe to the everywhere that people kinda refuse to take seriously
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Remember at the end this is what matters...She's thriving and has her whole life ahead of her with her kids💕meanwhile the wifebeater is decaying in real time
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Not a single Brit uses yank as if it's a slur? It's genuinely baffling watching these people very smugly argue with their own shadows but they literally cannot help themselves.
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the bone temple fucked incredibly hard but i do think it suffers from clearly being the middle film of a planned trilogy so it could feel incomplete to casual viewers
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I desperately need her to be in the third movie
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my mother just dropped that he read heated rivalry when it first came out he never ceases to amaze me
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rereading the summoning always makes me scream bc the entirety of book one chloes talking mad shit about derek says hes stinky probably does remedial math looks like a before picture for acne medication and in book three they're in love and its not even hard to believe
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“I wish Delainey Hayles the best of luck in taking over. I cannot wait to watch.” “I thought Bailey was amazing. She was one of my favorite characters in it, and I felt very privileged to play Claudia—[...]—l've never met her. I'd love to meet her and discuss Claudia.
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OMG i knew wunmi mosaku looked familiar i've been trying to remember all year and its bc shes in alice darling
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nice haha ask about that song he wrote about michelle tractenberg
American actor, musician and comic book writer James Marsters sat down for a 13 January episode of “The B*tch Is Back” podcast where he discussed the love he receives from LGBTQ+ fans regarding his time on ‘Buffy’, with some fans even crediting his character, Spike, as their gay
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It would be a crying shame if they don't make the third movie because Kelly has everything in her favor to be one of the best final girls of this decade https://t.co/xnPeJY7p06
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the nurse after asking a trans man if he could possibly have a prince albert piercing in the name of inclusivity :
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ireland is not the woke paradise people claim it to be but every single hospital worker went out of their way not to misgender my mum yesterday which is lovely
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Walking around I see so many children who need buccal fat removal
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every single one of these reveals are making her look better and better
Does Ryan Reynolds not find it strange that his wife is emailing other A-list celebrities asking for favors? Here’s Blake Lively reaching out to Ben Affleck....and oversharing in the process.
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looked forward to reading this for years bc people say its thee cannibalism book and i love cannibalism but it was just absolutely terrible
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