Health and wellness is ruining my life

Tchaikovsky was bankrolled by a wealthy woman for 13 years to play music, which is admirable. However, he used this opportunity to be creative and write music, which is selfish and bad. He should have sat at home and played scales for 13 years straight. But nobody is perfect

My name is Quinn Pro Quo

We are eating the foods you cannot pronounce

Labu labu bu

Mom… dad… I’m a mermaid

My flaws define me. Long after I’m dead, even if I never accomplish anything of note, society will remember my flaws #MyFlawsDefineMe

The Beatles Anthology 4 review: A must-have for die hard Beatles fans who simply cannot get enough of those four lads from Liverpool who changed the world

Who’s that handsome fellow across the bar with the indent in his skull from wearing a gaming headset…

At the end of the day Im just a normal guy like you and me

I eat my candy with the pork and beans

Holy shitballs… park slope is nice as frick!

[meeting a couple for the first time] So... whos the wheat and whos the chaff

Happy birthday James @importancatpete cake design credit @Andycaddy1

Saying something like this when millions of people around the world look up to you as a role model… yikes

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Three years clean and sober today, the only accomplishment in my life I’ve ever been really proud of. Thank you to good people and good services. If you’re ever having an “issue” with your “problem” and want to chat about it I’m always around

Baby you can change and still choose me @SeanMcCarthyCom

My name is Bob Mitzvah

Oh i’m platonic Eskimo bros with that guy, we have some friends in common

You’d think a monkey on your back would be a good thing