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if you’re ever dealing with impostor syndrome or self-doubt, just remember that Apple went for it and really made a mouse that charges like this

#AccidentalPartridge

Hey @AskHalifaxBank 👋 It's great to see your updated brand identity, but it looks like you forgot to update couple of things. The card in the photo still displays the @monzo BIN (5355 22) and the name of one of our staff members... 😉

...need a brief break from UK’s new fascist dystopia? Here’s @Jacob_Rees_Mogg on @BBCNewsnight. (h/t @empiresend)

It's now definitive that Vote Leave broke election spending law. They dropped the case on Friday afternoon in the hope that no one would notice. Retweet if you want to confound that hope.

Liz Truss said there shouldn't be a 2nd referendum because no one has changed their mind about Brexit... What about people who have changed their minds on Brexit? - “I don’t think people have changed their minds” You have - “I have, thats true…” #peston

What about the chance to become Prime Minister within weeks first attracted @BorisJohnson to the idea of backing a Brexit deal he’s spent months condemning ?

The petition's about to hit five million. Notably fewer people going "Hahaha tell me when it hits 17m" now:

The thin line between great goalkeeping skill and high end slapstick comedy

‘I have drawn you a unicorn’. Tusk’s Instagram scores again 🦄

cc @OpenTableUK @OpenTableTechUK

Theresa May’s PMQ’s “simples” was part of an elaborate bet to win tea at The Ritz....

Check out the new case study by American Express @AmexUK @AmexBusinessUK featuring The Hoxton Mix. "How a Coworking Space Kept Their Business Moving by Balancing Their Cashflow". https://t.co/O3wUBJYqTA #SME #startups 🚀

How has this cartoon not gone viral?! Thanks @TheEconomist