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Kellalena
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Transition lenses that keep getting darker the longer someone is talking to you.
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RT @EricZorn: Get some satisfaction from the new Quip of the Week poll at the Picayune Sentinel. Finalists include….
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RT @MarkBuckawicki: Eye contact is trespassing.
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RT @DianeP89: In an alternate universe she plays your favourite song for you on the piano.
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RT @YourSomeone11: Memories are the echoes of time, whispering who we were while shaping who we become.
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RT @StuForReal: Don't even talk to me until i've had my conniption fit.
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RT @DaddyJew: *drops something sharp*. Brain: catch it with your foot.
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RT @YourSomeone11: Dropping to someone's level when they wrong you is a much greater defeat than the pain they caused.
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RT @RunOldMan: My posts are proof, that I don't need to be on meds to plead insanity.
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RT @JPLFR80: Real freedom is being naked outdoors.
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: You have a good sturdy table. Think of all the canned sauerkraut it could hold.
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RT @SaveASpot4me: I like to put "No DMs" in my bio to pretend that I'm attractive.
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: I prefer cloudy skies, and I said so, but then I had to explain myself to a bunch of sunshine geeks.
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RT @wx388: If you truly love pizza then every size is personal size.
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RT @Marcmywords2: Well that Tweet went over like a pilot with a face tattoo.
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RT @MisterD78UK: You can’t scare me, I’ve seen my sister wield a hairbrush like a ninja star.
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RT @Saskquatchewan: Every time my husband says the words "hard drive" his voice miraculously changes to that of the adults in Charlie Brown.
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RT @DaddyJew: Interviewer: how do you feel about working on weekends?. Me: I feel like I already hate it here.
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RT @LarrysTwin99: We have a huge shortage of Elvis impersonators and no one is doing anything about it!.
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RT @meh_thinks: Sometimes people cannot support you in public because of how they talk about you in private.
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