tom crisp
@tomjc09
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of a woke persuasion @othercrisp
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Joined May 2015
A mysterious expert in submersibles was interviewed by the Coast Guard during the Titan investigation. His name is redacted, but we barely get into the interview before it becomes obvious who it is.
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i have a project file called "cool riff" in my recording folder from like a year ago. worst riff i ever heard
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the 'protect women and girls' crowd are, would you believe it, not at all arsed about protecting women and girls
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Itās because he canāt tell the time
Jonjo Shelvey says he doesnāt want his children growing up in England, and would ānever wear a watchā in London The former Newcastle midfielder has started a new life in Dubai after leaving English football behind, find out more about it ā¤µļø https://t.co/gZRXsA8EUd
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What if Shearer turned up one week with a full head of hair and refused to admit he used to be bald. Is there a plan in place for that?
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there was a moment in time where nick pope was genuinely performing better than pickford in the league (toward the end of his time at burnley). beyond that any suggestion that anyone else should start for england has been ridiculous
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i think i need to see obaa at least one more time. maybe even a fourth time
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thinking about the guy that was a couple years above me at secondsry school whose actual name harry harrison
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every military game is a horror game if you're woke enough
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Series 8 of 'Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing' starts on BBC2 and BBC iPlayer on Sunday 26th October at 9pm. https://t.co/DyZgZD6JZU
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One beer got me acting like the first guitar solo in Marquee Moon
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āman i wish I was better at guitarā *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practic
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The ex-gf's friend's ex-bf is a very real character archetype. A rich vein for Remembering Some Guys when I'm in a nostalgic mood.
Me and my ex-girlfriendās friendās ex-boyfriend. We couldāve been great pals in another lifetime brother, maybe Iāll see you again one day
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you know what you dont even have to try that hard its really easy actually
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if you try really hard you can be all four : )
britpop really revealed the perfect spectrum of masculine archetypes. every man is either effeminate, performative, a pervert, or a dickhead.
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Whatās the funniest lyric in a song youāve ever heard?
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I miss college so bad because this is literally what every day was
I miss college so bad because this is literally what every day was
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