We have Lil Wayne to thank for ‘fly, go hard like geese erection’

Hahahaahahaha bro just waltzed in

Just called your boss and told them what a great Ian Watkins tweet you did. Keep it up.

Big things happening in the World Foods aisle

Also no I didn’t get in from the pub last night and get stoned on the sofa watching Scooby Doo

Totally unprofessional

Let’s be honest here - if Fred, Daphne and Velma ever wanted to be taken seriously in their mystery solving conquests then they should have sacked Shaggy and Scooby straight off

You can shove your international break up your arse

Beautiful morning though and just about recovering

Rougher than a cardboard box full of dry roasted pigeon feet

We’ve got the Ian Watkins playlist on tonight

think the Watkins death news could unite the warring factions. this is twitter's equivalent of the christmas truce kickabout.

https://t.co/tzFEtlcb2i

Get that up you Ian Watkins you fucking horrible cunt HAHAHA

Trying to decide if this wee frequent garden visitor is a stray as he’s very very weird and has only just started trusting me after weeks of staring at me/dropping mice on the driveway for me

Another day, another class bridge

I am a lost and confused old man, left behind by a world that turns ever faster

Irish children sing "Men Behind the Wire", protesting British internment. Israel's policies of mass imprisonment & detention of Palestinians are learned, not invented. Resistance, too, is as old as these violent colonial policies. This clip is from Children in Crossfire (1974)

G’waaaaaaan ya bastard

Quote in the office right now ‘On a serious note - they’ve stopped doing Sugar Puffs, haven’t they?’