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People don’t sit with their own thoughts for long enough anymore. These days, on SM in particular, it’s much easier (I guess) to react immediately… often by just going with the sentiment that has momentum, or the position that people whose opinions we ‘trust’ have taken.
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One thing I still cannot wrap my head around is Broda Shaggy's real name being Samuel A. Perry.
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Lol. My wife went to close her account at Access Bank today. Her letter to close the account stated the freezing of the End Sars accounts as the reason. The begging was apparently on another level, the branch manager even followed her to her car. Was really happy to hear that.
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Lmao. This image you have attached is doing the opposite of what you're trying to achieve.
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Mahn we need to mobilise massively for Peter Obi. We CANNOT allow either Atiku or BAT in when we have PO as an option.
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Btw, Russians did this same thing in Sri Lanka or so, and the government found out and withdrew the visas of those involved, and deported them.
So some set of people went to the venue of the Chinese supermarket in Abuja to confirm, lo and behold, IT IS TRUE!!!
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The idea that Davido had no right to use that money for anything else other than charity is one of the things I've found the most absurd in the past few days.
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This guy is saying the quiet part of Paul G's tweet out loud.
@SemudaraAbayomi
Hi Bayomi,
It's not my job to conform to the way that you do things. You want to do business with Americans, you have to do things the way WE do things, not complain that we're being biased.
You can say the same thing about me, which is true. But I don't care about doing any…
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I stopped reading at "Nigerian's high taste for imported products". The author of this piece is an idiot.
OPED: Olayemi Cardoso's Dilemma
By Tunde Rahman
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As seen on Linkedin. Stories like this is how you know Nigeria cannot make. Not with the current crop of leaders anyway.
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He was to travel in 2 weeks. Considering that he is from a background where he is currently asking for help to complete his school fees, is it hard to believe those things would have been difficult to replace?
Lols that guy that said his mother burned his passport is most likely a fabricated story. Also, if you lose or anything happens to your Visa/travel documents, you definitely can get another one:
I’m surprised many people ate that story😭
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Grocery shopping these days involve a lot of self-debates about whether you really need an item or not.
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If not CV, cover letters. This is one scenario where I will ALWAYS be eager to write cover letters.
Opening paragraph will start with: "As the son of the first African and female DG of the WTO, former Nigerian finance minister..."
Okonjo Iweala’s kids bragging about her on LinkedIn is a major flex abeg.
Them suppose put her for their CV sef.
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You're out of everything including your mind.
I just met this girl yesterday but tomorrow she’s going on a group trip with her girls and a couple of “homeboys” is it too soon for me to tell her I don’t want her going? 🤦🏽♂️ I’ll give her the money back she spent on the trip plus a extra $1,500. Am I out of pocket?
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Lmao. Shey this experiment has been carried out before. They attempted a blockade and started crying when the perishables started perishing.
You people like to deceive yourselves too much.
If you know the number of trailers carrying animals & food materials from the North to the South everyday, you will realize that the South can never survive without the North.
Don't let anybody deceive you with the ideology of splitting Nigeria.
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After they transferred her money to the other bank account she provided, i was with her when the branch manager called her to ask if she's seen the alert. Branch manager now ended call with "I hope we get to see you soon again". Na so.
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Pictures of (people in) Iran before the 1979 revolution and stuff like this generally fascinate me, mostly because how badly things can change.
My mother in Afghanistan 1969. Face veils are NOT part of Afghan culture.
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If you give your money to a 21yo promising 60% ROI, you probably deserve whatever your eyes see.
BRISK CAPITAL LIMITED.
The Special Fraud Unit will arraign the founder of BRISK CAPITAL LIMITED, Mr Dominic Joshua Ngene for stealing over N2Billion from investors.
The 21 year old promised investors 60% ROI on investment in real estate, forex, oil and gas, e.t.c
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If a presidential candidate VP keeps emphasising that nice men do not make leaders, you need to understand that given the chance, this one will do more than what was done in October 20, 2020.
“Nice men do not make leaders”
- Bola Tinubu’s running mate, Kashim Shettima
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Yup.. There's literally a budget line just named "Cash Transfer" for 400bn.
I have a feeling that yacht was a distraction. I'm sure that inside that supplementary Evian, another Evian dey inside.
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Until Hilda's record has been confirmed, I'll continue to see any other Nigerian attempt to break the record as bad belle.
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Like even Amanpour herself said, she has interviewed every Iranian president since 1995. His wouldn't be special. Nothing is as important as denying him the opportunity to use her to send a silly message to the women back in Iran.
Amanpour is one of the best interviewers in the World.She could have just wrapped the Headscarf in order to grill the Iranian President.Her Questions & his answers are more important at this time.The President got a simple excuse & then an opportunity missed.
@amanpour
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Looool. This person's TL is full of various complaints as to how this govt has made her life harder, yet this is what she tweets.
The kind of breakfast that will be served to PO’s supporters next yr February I doubt if Twitter can contain them. U go see different styles of wailing, some go somersault sef. Las las dem go know say akamu no be custard 😂
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Lmaoo. 5 serving PDP governors actively worked against the party, and are still in the party, but it's Labour Party that splintered opposition?
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Nothing. It's simply tribalism. Wasspapping didn't ask for GEJ back during Buhari's time even though we had a better quality of life under GEJ.
Do you know what it actually means for people to want this man back?
Shege don pass barawo banza 😂😂😂
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Looool. He said he made $850k while at Deloitte, as bonus from one engagement with Saudi Aramco. Ahn ahn. Was he a Deloitte partner?
My latest long read on
@WestAfricaWeek
tells the story of a 1990s Chicago heroin trafficking bagman who is being prepped to ascend to the very summit of politics in Nigeria.
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Everyone should take this nonsense he is saying with all seriousness. That petition he is holding had an order within to ban twitter from Nigeria.
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I'm sorry oh, but if you have the ability to move to the UK by just deciding to do so, then you aren't poor. Like, the only thing standing between you and living in the UK is that you haven't decided to move? I can definitely think of worse circumstances.
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We all saw the measures they took against EndSars protesters. They simply do not care.
Is there any reason they don’t give these terrorists marked notes or rig the bags with a GPS tracker? Or we know where they are we just don’t care? 100m?
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I've seen a few farewell threads from some outgoing officials/aide of this admin and I can't but think of the irony. This is the worst administration since 1999, and they are all putting out threads like they were part of something great. I don't get.
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A man had 2 bullion vans drive into his house during an election season that he personally didn't contest in, and you think the politicians are the ones that will be contained by a 20k daily withdrawal limit? Can we please apply ourselves?
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Tbaj fal hand abeg. See how Vee is coming out of this looking like a sensible person. Same Vee???
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Lmaooo. It must be stressful being Nengi sha. Ozo will bring his wahala from one side. Erica will come from another. Na wa oh.
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Lool. While the favourite thing to do is yab Dele Momodu, I'm trying to imagine the strength of his actual network. The guy has pictures with everyone that matter. That has to be indicative of something.
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I thought this tweet was about the Kogi governor that was obligated to do this by virtue of being the governor of the state. Imagine my shock to learn that this was about Peter Obi.
Lest we forget, this man has never spent a Christmas before in Kogi state.
He has never visited IDP camp during Christmas.
He is now doing all of these because of votes.
A man who fought to take away resources meant for my people in Ibaji.
Very pretentious & deceitful man.
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800 million naira for 3 days work. Yet EndSARS protesters were the ones that wanted to destabilise the country. Smh
EXCLUSIVE: Bandits have freed all students and officials abducted from Niger school on Wednesday.
FG paid N800 million for the successful operation, brokered by NSA Monguno and Sheikh Gumi. Cash was ferried to Tagina Forest holding the gunmen.
FG to announce today or tomorrow.
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😂😂😂 I never thought I'd see a situation where I'd be on Portable's side, but here we are. I stand with Portable please.
How can you expect an artiste to perform where they’re shooting güns just because you’ve paid! They don vex portable for Italy o 😩😂
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You know, if Seyi Makinde didn't exist, one may have been tempted to think that something like this isn't ever possible in Nigeria. This is ALL everyone wanted for today.
JUST IN: Protesters being accompanied by Armed Forces during their
#EndSARSMemorial
walk at Agodi Area in Ibadan, Oyo State.
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Loool. This is fair. It also means people don't have to speak kindly about said dying man after death.
Also, a dying man owes no one kindness or anything.
I’ll be very mad at life and everyone.
So I don’t get the “oh so he was dealing with…. And yet so ….”
If I were dying I’ll borrow money from all of you. So when I die, you can have something to talk and cry about.
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Lmao. I've lived through many fuel scarcity in naija and I've never seen anything like this. Come on.
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Fine, a visa can easily be replaced. Can we say the same about a Nigerian passport? Plus, do we know the nature of the arrangement with the people that wanted to take him to Australia?
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Like the late Amrbosia said (ki olorun fi real life ke), once you see people like this, you must find agbado in their back pocket. We continue to observe to see if this theory is true.
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How does this even make sense? An actual competent igbo man contesting in this election isn't the closest pathway, the pathway has to be through Northerner?
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Marketers are threatening that diesel may get as high as N1,500 per litre. The type of drama loading in various serviced estates whatsapp groups ehn.
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I know Ambrosia predicted everything that is happening today, but there's no way even him won't be shocked at the scale and speed at which it is all happening.
Will he at least open a burner? We don't need to know whether it is him or not.
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This attempt at using Funso Doherty to disparage Labour Party candidates is hilarious because if another election season comes around, they still would not vote for the Funso. May God keep us all till 2027 and beyond.
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Let's not be disingenuous abeg. If Funke ran for what Desmond Elliot ran for, would anyone care? People have been complaining about the PDP's lack of seriousness in taking over Lagos, and it's 2 political unknowns they chose to present this time?
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Lmao. And Portable won't even attempt to disguise the fact that he's doing it for money. Unlike our tech bro that will be yarning plenty story about seat at the table.
Because it’s Iyin, every body is bending waist to rationalize. If it was Portable now…
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The simple answer is, they are not ready to stop this. We all saw the resources deployed against EndSARS protesters, from military to financial, to even (mis)information campaigns. If they seriously want to stop this, they have the capability to do so.
How does an army as large and (supposedly) organized as BH feed? How do they fuel their Hiluxes? Who supplies them fuel? Has Nigeria asked Toyota to attempt to track how the cars were sold?
If Biafra was successfully constricted and starved in 1968 why cant same happen now? 🙇🏾♂️🙇🏾♂️
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Stories like this are hard to talk about because they are usually incomplete. For example, the domestic violence part of this story that this guy glossed over is obviously a big part of this.
A call I got yesternight from Swancome in UK.
I sponsored my wife of 14years to study nursing in Nigeria after her first degree where she studied microbiology, after then, we relocated to Uk through work visa and as a dependant. After 2years she started exhibiting a strange…
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Interesting how most BAT supporters a doing very abrupt about-turns, and trying to separate BAT from GMB and the party's policies, when they were very strong supporters of GMB until BAT's emergence as the party's presidential candidate.
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Actual documentary is full of husband and wife who can't praise each other enough, but people on twitter have managed to turn it into a competition between both of them. The talk on who the bigger star is btw David Beckham and his wife is beginning to turn into something else.
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If they actually want to catch the people responsible, they have the capacity to. We have seen them deploy this capacity in other ways e.g. tracking down EndSARS protesters.
Are they going to be paid cash or an account to be paid because there’s ways to catch this demons .
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I don't care the number of courses a 1k usd dinner is. There's a certain ambience I expect if I'm paying that much to eat something that'll digest in a few hours.
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Lmao. But I will take it personally if someone was coming to my house and they packed 2 onion chicken indomie. What exactly are they trying to say?
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@msredlippie
😂😂😂 I see that everyone else have said all the different ways I could have responded to this. I just have one question though, what did you think coleslaw was for before/how did you think it was eaten before last week?
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As far as protests go, I'm not sure I've seen any that has been as coordinated as this. Especially with respect to how people have been pooling resources together, financially, non financially, professionals lending their expertise etc. I hope this is the template goong forward.
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This article is why I can never feel pity for this woman whenever she does her eye service complaints about terrorism in Zamfara. She's a huge clown.
The BBC in Nigeria: Between reporting and propagating terror, By Kadaria Ahmed
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@Swae_mantis
Apparently it's the Russians, but visas of both Russians and Ukrainians were withdrawn
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Lmao. Laycon also contributes to the disrespect Erica gets in that house. And for someone that claims to like her, I don't get this is behaviour.
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Peter Okoye is setting his son up quite nicely. Boy plays football, a good dancer and speaks fluent French. Good stuff.
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Just remembered that debacle where some Nigerian influencers were trending hashtag on behalf of a Venezuelan criminal. The kind of things that go on behind the scene in this place sometimes..
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Lmao. People are writing their mother's names here. Same people that probably used their mother's maiden names as their security question for their internet banking. Issokay.
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See the vim with which the governors fought against the Naira redesign policy, and see the (usual) silence that accompanied the most recent kidnap of kids. That tells you all you need to know.
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This thing has happened over and over this campaign season, and some people will still come to deny it, talking about it being propaganda from the opposition. I wonder what defence I'll see today.
Tinubu is not your President yet he's ordering all the markets in Lagos to shut down for his rally. This is how Drug Cartel operates.
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This guy and his SS2 boy swag.
Big sheggz and Big bella look good🥵🔥 premiere of A tribe called judah🥵🥵
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This thing has to be a curse at this point. It's one thing to defend stuff, but apparently the defense can't be done intelligently. Did the "jersey" fall from the sky? What does "took a miracle" mean? It wasn't made? What does it take to get this Jersey?
Someone should ask him what made it so he had one jersey. Apparently, man's size is out of this world. Took a miracle to get him the one he has. But, a tiktok video won't be as fun if he explained all that.
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There's something about how this whole thing seems to have been turned to a jamboree of sorts. Feels odd.
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I know tension is high now and it's hard to keep our biases out of our argument (I've been guilty of this too), but what is wrong, is wrong. The current happenings in Tunisia is a cautionary tale. No way a govt official championing bigotry won't lead to terrible consequences.
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This song is probably top 3 Nigerian songs ever in terms of creativity and music artistry. That fusion btw classical orchestra music and African music was perfectly done here.
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So I just got sent this link of Ebuka as he was entering the big brother naija season 1 house. Mahn. Everybody has come a long way sha. Ebuka Oh, big brother oh, everybody.
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This Dr Joe na scam. Was more reluctant than most to arrive at this conclusion for some weird reason but one cant ignore the pattern. Always hiding behind being "objective". Smh
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Lmao. Anyone here for a Kidd and Nengi whatever is clearly ready to see the entire bbnaija house catch fire.
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This VAT thing.. If the south had this type of "leverage", why hadn't it been used before now? Wondering why this had been slept on for so long.
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I like how Cuppy just let's us know from time to time that there's levels to this money thing. Omolomo just casually watching the F1 race from her balcony.
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Lmaoo. This man is the biggest surprise from the campaign season. He didn't look like someone who had the dawg in him.
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And the guy posted these himself? He didn't realise this was an own goal?
If a mother went and made all this fuss 6 weeks into her son's marriage, and his brother called her family to say all sorts, just 6 weeks in, then she took the best decision. I'm happy for her.
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How is this possible? Naira gaining over USD but weakening on GBP?
Thu 1 Feb, 2024 • 09:00 AM
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Bosun Tijani is a 46 Yr old man. Watching the videos from his ministerial screening after learning this fact made me a different type of annoyed. Those guys were talking about him like he was a 15 year old boy.
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@Cyndy_A
@AndyMadaki
Exactly. This entire interview just confirms one thing for me: He enjoyed the savior role he had been playing before now. With his attitude and approach, no way his group was going to achieve any institutional reforms.
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Omo, why are they needing to space out the reverend fathers this much? Lmao.
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Lmaooo. This is like the 3rd "similar" tweet on this MTN matter that I've seen. Someone is definitely paying for this. I'm wondering if the clue is in the 3rd to the last paragraph in the last tweet of this thread.
So the spate of poor network from MTN has got me thinking about how their operations has been since they came into Nigeria….
Everyone is talking about Dangote Monopoly in Cement (at least he’s Nigerian) when the Telecom sector is practically sliding to ABSOLUTE MONOPOLY with no…
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Now that you mention it.. A smart thing for him now would be to apply for it. He won't be starting from scratch in terms of generating a buzz for himself and gathering fans.
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What was the response of the majority of the North when a northern minister was discovered to be sympathetic towards certain terrorist groups? Especially from arewa twitter that we can all see?
The way some of you reference the North and the insecurity, one would presume everyone here is related to Buhari. Be checking your bigotry & your sheer lack of empathy. Biggest victims of insecurity are those you disparage on a daily basis, not the little % of the political elite
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@tontebriggs
@Josh__IK
This is different from Frank Edwards going to speak to the man about it. She telling her husband about working with Frank Edwards is between them, and different from Frank seeking permission from him.
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Btw, I fully believe that no one does anything great by doing the bare minimum. But it's not for anyone else to hold it against you if you choose to do only what is required of you.
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Mahn.. if someone is asking you to use a proxy to access twitter, please confirm who that host belongs to. Proxy means your connections are going through that IP, you never know what is listening to what on that host.
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Lmao. This is literally the second day after inauguration. Omo.
Breaking🫏🫏🔥
Friends of Iyaloja Initiative Unveiled Today
I have decided to use my little wealth of experience, connections and human resources available to my to support my Dad's administration.
FoI shall be focusing on:
Youth & Women Empowerment
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Dollar today is 1,060. At this rate it could hit 1,500 by December. God abeg.
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