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@Luiseach

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sí/í, she/her, it was probably a joke calm down. no LGB without the T 🇮🇪 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @luiseach .bsky.social @Luiseach @mastodon .ie

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@Luiseach
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who’s not police but FEELS like police to you?
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this is 10/10 content no notes
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excuse YOU
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Margot Robbie could play Oppenheimer but Cillian Murphy couldn’t play Barbie
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WILL. JE. SUIS
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Scottish Twitter remains undefeated
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lads, is it gay to mourn your dead dad
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put them all back and say sorry especially to this one
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Scientists have discovered around a hundred new ocean species in Bounty Trough, an oceanic rift off New Zealand's south island 🪸
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like, are they just inventing them now? swear this one is new
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oh my gods what an annotation
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a picture I think about a lot is this Celtic fan who, short of a scarf, held up his child
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@Luiseach
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if you’re angry about the fact that JustGiving has pocketed £308,000 from Colonel Tom Moore's £32 million fundraising campaign for NHS staff then just wait until you realise that it should have been your taxes funding the NHS and not a 100yr old man walking around his garden
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@Luiseach
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💀
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jordan
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Noah Schnapp went on TikTok to explain himself and how he’s been learning a lot about this “very complex conflict”. Lmao there’s nothing complex about this. The Stranger Things team just told him to say something 😂😭
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there it is
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hahahaha he wore his work lanyard to a coup
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almost but I couldn’t hold it
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@Luiseach
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don’t threaten us with a good time
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I just yelped loud enough to startle the bunny
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@Luiseach
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oh my fucking CHRIST
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@Luiseach
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me listening to someone explain a board game’s instructions knowing full well I blanked out after 0.03 seconds and will just spend the entire game asking everyone how to play
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@Luiseach
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me 1 hour 57 minutes after I’ve said I’m on my way
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this is genuinely one of the most perfect jokes I’ve ever seen on here. bookmarking to come back often to simply stare at it
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june lewins
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Bit late to give advice.
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Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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@Luiseach
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so heartwarming to see a country coming together during a crisis
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PCMag
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. @Pornhub is giving Italians free premium access during coronavirus quarantine:
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was it denied *at* his mother’s request
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BBC News (World)
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Andrew Tate denied request to visit ill mother in UK
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calling in sick for the rest of the year, I simply cannot fit all this in along with a 9-5, it’s too much
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Lorraine King
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I've unblurred two of the stills taken of Will and Kate at the farm shop using AI
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@Luiseach
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‘I’ll take another vowel please Nicki’
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Ben this is main
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god I love my adopted country
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my kidnappers returning me after I launch into my 64379th Kate Middleton theory
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@Luiseach
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nothing specific
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@davesumnersmith
Dave Sumner Smith
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Are you planning anything special for the coronation of King Charles III on May 6th?
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I was today years old when I learned that Charles was 29 when he met a 16 year old Diana and said "I remember thinking what a very jolly and amusing and attractive 16-year-old she was”
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she’s 96, Arlene, she’s probably got arthritis, christ give her a break
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GO BEYOND THE HOSE
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@Luiseach
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4 years
Neil do you wear clothes
@NeilClark66
Neil Clark
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If masks were necessary for our survival as a species we would have evolved one by now. We haven’t. We have noses and mouths. We have airways. It is not natural for people to go around with face masks on in their general life. And no amount of govt propaganda can change that.
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Jacqui, your friend doesn’t need a doctor they need a priest. or a polygraph
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this is literally a pap shot from when he was caught cheating on his wife who had cancer at the time. 'a good man doing his best in impossible times'
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@Luiseach
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‘diet coke’
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The oysters. The diet coke. The way he drinks so it don't spill. That me right there
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I don’t care if Priti Patel is a woman or if she’s from an ethnic minority, I do care that she wants to bring back the death penalty, threatened Ireland with food shortages, had secret meetings with the Israeli govt, cites Thatcher as her ‘political hero’ & will now be Home Sec
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that’s her ear
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@Luiseach
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I do not understand how my Chinese takeaway can handle thousands of orders every year, but when I order a few thousand portions of egg fried rice at once on a Saturday night it overwhelms their kitchen
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I do not understand how our hospitals can handle 670,000 flu cases every year, but a few thousand COVID-19 cases overwhelm the system. We have been dealing with massive flu outbreaks for decades. To me this is all part of the hype.
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@Luiseach
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bye Tom
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this has radicalised me
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Sarah
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Dickens struggled with an opium addiction, had 12 children that we know of, several great loves outside of his marriage, was *passionate* throughout his life about reforming the conditions that the working class and the very poorest of society lived and died in, 1/2
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happy 5th anniversary to this reply
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this is the greatest tweet I’ve ever seen. I don’t think I’ll ever stop laughing
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Life Goals have now been updated with: Meet Revels
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rarely has the word ‘necessarily’ worked harder
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God bless us, everyone 🥹❤️
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you just had to say ‘no’ my dude
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posted by a locked pal last night who wishes to be anonymous. she’s a cis woman who received this yesterday when trying to go into women’s toilets, because another cis woman thought she was trans because she’s tall. this is what terfs are creating but hey, ‘women’s rights’ eh
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@rtenews
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British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has said people should not be criminalised "for stating simple facts on biology", as he backed author JK Rowling in her criticism of new Scottish hate crime laws
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I’ve just rewatched this and I need medical assistance
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there’s no recovering from this insult. this lad needs to go live in the woods at the very least until the shaved bits grow back
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Can’t believe I got called a gay cunt last night by someone who’s haircut looks like when a dog needs to be shaved down for emergency surgery
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sorry. I know I overuse it
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@PeopleOfUK
Simon of Romford
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What's your favourite piece of graffiti? I don't know if mine still exists, but there used to be one saying "Lubię rosół". Which translates as "I like chicken noodle soup". How could you not?
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I can’t believe no male footballer has ever missed a penalty, brb I have to tell all my fellow females in the kitchen we’re chained in about this brand new information
"We deserve equal pay" 😂😂
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Graham Norton: I, as a gay man and member of the LGBTQI community, don’t think you should be asking me actually, you should go ask trans kids, trans adults, parents of trans kids, trans organisatio- JKR: ok but why are you personally and violently threatening me right now
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fucking glorious
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NASA employee: Oh hey you guys are back early Astronaut: moon's shrinking NASA employee: what? Astronaut: *grabbing a tyre pump and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's shrinking
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The moon is shrinking.
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Kate Middleton won’t see your conspiracy theory tweets but whoever the fuck they’ve dressed up in her clothes and put in that car next to William probably will
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yeah this is child abuse so
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this is so fucking embarrassing my consciousness is trying to escape to the astral plane
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can’t believe elected MP Lewis Capaldi hasn’t fixed our shit filled rivers, seas, lakes and canals yet
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tbh this tweet that lives in my head completely rent free
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@Sophhcx_
Soph ❤️‍🔥
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What’s on your mind?
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how about inter-city trains that cost less than flights abroad first
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Government wants flying taxis to take off in 2 years
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STOP IT the NOISE I just made
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why don’t you deliver some chicken to some food banks instead of pulling puerile shit like this @Conservatives
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Jack Maidment
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Conservatives committing to the whole “Corbyn is a chicken”. HARD. A “JFC” delivery has just been made to the press gallery. 🐔
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well, not NEW new, he’s clearly 500 years old
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I’d boot him into space. that’s her moment to receive her hard-earned degree, fucking lemon of a man
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absolutely love politics here right now 😌
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you MADE him do it???? I’m not a Captain Major Sergeant Naval Commander Pilot Tom Lore-ologist but to me this is brand new information
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my (mid-20s) colleague just finished her phone call, threw down her pen incredibly dramatically, sighed and then loudly announced to absolutely no-one I AM JUST A WOMAN, I’M NOT A GOD I love her so much
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I mean, Harold Shipman trained as a doctor and he wasn’t great at it tbh
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Rt Hon Nadine Dorries
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Having originally trained as a nurse, I am thrilled to have been appointed as Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State to @DHSCgovuk by #PM @BorisJohnson excited to be working with @MattHancock & team. Let’s get started! #NHS 💪
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what concrete evidence do they have
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BBC News (UK)
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'Entire pavement stolen' from village in West Sussex overnight
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my new jam is US domestic terrorists’ hangovers wearing off
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favourite reply interactions so far btw 👇but you’re all brilliant, twitter can be such a hellsite but when it’s good it’s gold
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A 15 YEAR OLD SHOULDN’T HAVE TO BE DOING THIS, THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE, THIS IS NOT A FEEL-GOOD STORY
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
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Using a 3D printer at home, 15-year-old cadet Chris Johnson is currently making 30 protective visors a day to be supplied to NHS staff, including his aunt Joanne. What an inspirational young man. 👏
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the UK is not well
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I don’t care if Carol is genuinely like this or is a persona, I love her
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enjoying my twitter experience like:
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This guy’s tinder bio is guaranteed to be ‘Ben but the boys call me BOZZAAAAAA don’t ask HA HA 😝🙈 I work hard I play hard if u dont look like ur profile ur buying all the drinks till u do 😛🤪🤣 the baby in the pics isn’t mine btw 😅’
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BBC Question Time
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‘He’s just knocking things out of the park and people can’t stand it’ This audience member says Boris Johnson has done a ‘brilliant job’. #bbcqt
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setting your alarm for work after a 4 day bank holiday
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it does list what’s in it. on the can. it says ‘Jack Daniel’s. Tennessee Whiskey’
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@guardian
The Guardian
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Keir Starmer praises Margaret Thatcher for bringing ‘meaningful change’ to UK
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when you run out of people to argue with just pick a fight with yourself
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All your family look gorgeous, what a lovely tribute x
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“So yesterday schools were perfectly safe” “Yes” “But now they’re not” “No”
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RIP to Shane MacGowan, a real one 🫡
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Sinéad O’Connor was a fierce voice *for* trans rights. get a fucking grip and get her name out of your mouth
@witteringwitch
Lisa Clark💚🤍💜
8 months
So they all wept for Sinead O’Connor who was vilified and shamed when she stood up for the vulnerable and told the truth and now shout ‘Burn the Witch’ at an Irish female singer supporting the vulnerable and telling the truth? #IStandWithRoisinMurphy
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4 years
*whhhyyyyyy* must Brits be SO obsessed with WWII
@SkyNews
Sky News
4 years
Boris Johnson has declared that the UK's response to the #coronavirus demands the same effort and courage as the armed forces showed in the Second World War
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2 years
just how drunk was this bus
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10 months
you probably have to go see them rather than tweet at them, pal
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Edith. I hope she’s doing well in 2024
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@jamieloftusHELP
jamie loftus 🌭
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who are the internet main characters of the day you still think about? good, bad, indifferent, who's stuck with you. can be any era
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btw Susanna Reid isn’t a calming voice of reason in the Piers Morgan show that is GMB, she’s an enabler who brings a thin veneer of respectability that allows his bs to continue. she’s as bad as he is. she sits silent beside him as he goes off, nah pal
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whenever Gervais trends so should this
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I see your Siobhán and raise you Leicestershire
@h1heffner
HBH💔
4 years
The spelling and pronunciation of Siobhan is just dumb
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Happy Anniversary to this delightful ex change
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fuck off, Paul
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the look of sheer glee on yer wan on the left’s face will never not make me laugh
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