if you’re angry about the fact that JustGiving has pocketed £308,000 from Colonel Tom Moore's £32 million fundraising campaign for NHS staff then just wait until you realise that it should have been your taxes funding the NHS and not a 100yr old man walking around his garden
Noah Schnapp went on TikTok to explain himself and how he’s been learning a lot about this “very complex conflict”. Lmao there’s nothing complex about this. The Stranger Things team just told him to say something 😂😭
me listening to someone explain a board game’s instructions knowing full well I blanked out after 0.03 seconds and will just spend the entire game asking everyone how to play
I was today years old when I learned that Charles was 29 when he met a 16 year old Diana and said "I remember thinking what a very jolly and amusing and attractive 16-year-old she was”
If masks were necessary for our survival as a species we would have evolved one by now. We haven’t. We have noses and mouths. We have airways. It is not natural for people to go around with face masks on in their general life. And no amount of govt propaganda can change that.
I don’t care if Priti Patel is a woman or if she’s from an ethnic minority, I do care that she wants to bring back the death penalty, threatened Ireland with food shortages, had secret meetings with the Israeli govt, cites Thatcher as her ‘political hero’ & will now be Home Sec
I do not understand how my Chinese takeaway can handle thousands of orders every year, but when I order a few thousand portions of egg fried rice at once on a Saturday night it overwhelms their kitchen
I do not understand how our hospitals can handle 670,000 flu cases every year, but a few thousand COVID-19 cases overwhelm the system.
We have been dealing with massive flu outbreaks for decades.
To me this is all part of the hype.
Dickens struggled with an opium addiction, had 12 children that we know of, several great loves outside of his marriage, was *passionate* throughout his life about reforming the conditions that the working class and the very poorest of society lived and died in, 1/2
posted by a locked pal last night who wishes to be anonymous. she’s a cis woman who received this yesterday when trying to go into women’s toilets, because another cis woman thought she was trans because she’s tall. this is what terfs are creating but hey, ‘women’s rights’ eh
British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has said people should not be criminalised "for stating simple facts on biology", as he backed author JK Rowling in her criticism of new Scottish hate crime laws
What's your favourite piece of graffiti? I don't know if mine still exists, but there used to be one saying "Lubię rosół". Which translates as "I like chicken noodle soup". How could you not?
I can’t believe no male footballer has ever missed a penalty, brb I have to tell all my fellow females in the kitchen we’re chained in about this brand new information
Graham Norton: I, as a gay man and member of the LGBTQI community, don’t think you should be asking me actually, you should go ask trans kids, trans adults, parents of trans kids, trans organisatio-
JKR: ok but why are you personally and violently threatening me right now
NASA employee: Oh hey you guys are back early
Astronaut: moon's shrinking
NASA employee: what?
Astronaut: *grabbing a tyre pump and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's shrinking
Kate Middleton won’t see your conspiracy theory tweets but whoever the fuck they’ve dressed up in her clothes and put in that car next to William probably will
my (mid-20s) colleague just finished her phone call, threw down her pen incredibly dramatically, sighed and then loudly announced to absolutely no-one
I AM JUST A WOMAN, I’M NOT A GOD
I love her so much
Having originally trained as a nurse, I am thrilled to have been appointed as Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State to
@DHSCgovuk
by
#PM
@BorisJohnson
excited to be working with
@MattHancock
& team. Let’s get started!
#NHS
💪
Using a 3D printer at home, 15-year-old cadet Chris Johnson is currently making 30 protective visors a day to be supplied to NHS staff, including his aunt Joanne.
What an inspirational young man. 👏
This guy’s tinder bio is guaranteed to be
‘Ben but the boys call me BOZZAAAAAA don’t ask HA HA 😝🙈
I work hard I play hard if u dont look like ur profile ur buying all the drinks till u do 😛🤪🤣
the baby in the pics isn’t mine btw 😅’
So they all wept for Sinead O’Connor who was vilified and shamed when she stood up for the vulnerable and told the truth and now shout ‘Burn the Witch’ at an Irish female singer supporting the vulnerable and telling the truth?
#IStandWithRoisinMurphy
Boris Johnson has declared that the UK's response to the
#coronavirus
demands the same effort and courage as the armed forces showed in the Second World War
btw Susanna Reid isn’t a calming voice of reason in the Piers Morgan show that is GMB, she’s an enabler who brings a thin veneer of respectability that allows his bs to continue. she’s as bad as he is. she sits silent beside him as he goes off, nah pal