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I am unable to can. My can spoilt immediately
Watch this shit to the end guys 😂😂😂😂
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You can’t look like autobot logo and be coming for Nigerian women please.
Go and sit in one corner with your viking shield looking face.
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Cameroon returning Onana to Manchester United tomorrow morning:
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Lmaoo dey play!
The robbers were like “wetin be this?”
My bele o😂😂😭😭😂😂
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Be like we don chop this soup some years ago! Who dey microwave am again
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Head of HR is just getting to work. She dey sweat 😭😭😭😭😭
Let us photocopy that warning letter ma. One for me and one for you. Lmaoooo
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Wetin Nigerian men dey do for abroad go cause world war 😭😭😭
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How did he pull all the Sugar daddies of Lagos in one place 😂😂
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Worms inside your stomach after taking fake deworming pills:
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Bruhhhhhh!
My wife is actually the most beautiful woman in existence 🤩🤩🤩
Spending Christmas with my Abikelolu is everything.
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See shops at Singapore 😍
There is levels to this developed country thing.
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She was so small to you people 4 days ago.
You mocked her for not having fridge and fine apartment but now, she has all the things you have been praying for for years.
You are now even sadder, more depressed.
My own is, you will not recover👍
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Game of thrones was really in a class of it's own.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Queue for bus
Queue for fuel
Queue for bread
Queue for ATM
Federal Republic of Que sera, sera.
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“How far boss!
Have you watched Acrimony?
Dont lie o, who is at fault?”
Develop personal relationship with your kidnappers, NYSC tells corps members
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This is ridiculous really, he should have asked politely before pulling her out of that burning bus, his intentions were pure but touching her without asking first is a NO. I know he saved them but he invaded their space and we agreed that was wrong.
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This is beautiful 😘😥
Croatian President wiping Modric's tears is the most heartwarming thing you'll see tonight
#WorldCupFinal
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Remove the plug of this country and put it back after 5mins😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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This Cat ate weed, What happened next will having you rotf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This flex is harrrrddddddddd!
Guy himself looks fierce and his Dog!!!
325k donated to him and dog as at yesterday.
Na dog wey comot for
#SARSMUSTEND
go enrich him owner!
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That kid will not forget this moment.
That “I love you dad” is gold.
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I watched this over 10 times. The baby's timing is spot on.
So cute 😫😫😫❤❤❤❤
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These girls sent their boyfriends into shops to buy feminine products that don't exist...
Developed country Husbands are cute 😂👏
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This is the best way to launder anyway. Incase yall wondering.
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Papaya FC surprises their queen, Papaya Ex with 10M naira gift as she returns back to Nigeria.
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“Do you like me?” Wathoni to Brighto
Brighto: "Be calming down, calm down" 😂😂😂
Lord future would be proud
#BBnaija
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Watch this video and tell me we dont need to
#EndSARS
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Bastards
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My gender has broken Maraji's heart!😰😰😰😭😭😭😫😫😫😫💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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I think abroad short guys have it different.
Looks easy.
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I hope you have a sense of humor for this video.
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The APC people dey starve but cant vent.
So instead they tweet "I hope this man knows what he is doing"
Lmaooo oga you dey craze 😏😏😏😏
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You built rubbish hospitals,
You spent the health care budget on cars and houses in the UK.
You ignored the pain of your people.
You ran to Germany and UK for treatment.
Now the abroad is a forbidden.
Yes! sleep on the 30y/o hospital bed your Excellency.
Learn
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@Odumodublvck_
Why didnt you tell Arsenal this when your song was used as a promotional track for their biggest signing. Akindanidani
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Marriage is sweet. I recommend it!
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Happy 66th Birthday to Jackie Chan.
Happy birthday to my childhood hero.
Reply with your favourite Jackie Chan Movie:
Mine is Rush Hour and Mr Nice Guy 😌
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After accusing her husband on live TV, Morayo Brown came back with tears this morning to apologize, seem Mr. Brown isn’t having any of it at home.
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Back in 2018, I was with a radio station in Ibadan, my wife (then Gf) insisted that I was wasting away in Ibadan, that I should not limit myself.
I hated lagos with my life. I started applying to jobs in Lag, even tho Ib was so soft for me.
We got introduced in Jan 2019
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Married couples tell us one thing your partner did that made you said "God thank you for making this person mine" feed us with good stories.
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Dear
@The_MVYL
I am ready to slay & lay with you eternally, this universe will be our Immortality. I walked the aisle with my Endgame on the 10th of August 2019, undeniably the happiest day of my life. Your smile is like the sunrise after a nuclear explosion. God be with Us ❤️
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Nigerian Gamers will terrorize and frustrate you 😆 OMG
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Please watch this video to the end and tell me what you think. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
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If you don’t understand Yoruba, I’m so sorry. Enjoy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Take💀💀
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This is an Oscar worthy content. Pure Cinema.
The Walking Content Creators of Earth🎬
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@instablog9ja
This looks like its going to be an unending dialogue.
Yours fervently,
Ogbaa.
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This is the greatest advice anyone woman could get👍🙏🏽
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