Schrödinger's narwhal
@tisquant
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Don’t trust men who walk with Keynes.
NJ, USA
Joined October 2018
I just watched a woman(probably mid 60s) take over 2 minutes to park her car in an ordinary spot. He took her about eight attempts, which she banged into the curb twice. She was driving a Maserati. This world does not make any sense.
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@SoniaCuff Arguing with us when we ask questions to help determine the problem only delays the solution.
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Since the gates are now opening: Roamer was a great friend. I’ve been to bachelor parties with him, weddings, and shared many a stage (never a nudie). He was many things, but always a man. And in the end, that’s just what he was: a man. #RIProamer
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Really happy I made the trip to DEFCON. I've seen so many friends so far. I look forward to a great few days! @defcon
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Me: do you have probable cause? Cop: I need you to cooperate. Do you have any weapons? Me: *shows badge* yes. Cop: sorry, sir, just being vigilant; you're free to go. I searched, we have not had a vehicle theft in over a year. I have a meeting with the Police Chief tomorrow🤬
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For fuck sake, now they're going after Lankford? *bang bang bang* my head against a wall
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A year ago we posted an update to our front page supporting both BLM and Pride Month. It has stayed up since because it is just as important now as it was then.
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Not as stoked as I am! Career and teen village at @DianaInitiative are stacked with some heavy hitters, folks.
I'm super stoked, I'm going to be volunteering with Teen Village at the @DianaInitiative!
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I am very sad that none of the top 10 Google results returned information pertaining to the subject I was looking for.
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TIL there is a "more-in-the-know" pronunciation of SSL as "sissle"
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Looking for con swag that supports charity? Disco! DC 20 Human Badge DC 16 Human Badge DC 15 Human Badge DC 23 Vendor / Goon Challenge Coin 2016 Disconnect Camp Swag 2013 Thotcon Speaker & Black Badges BSidesDEN Badges Bid now: https://t.co/6mQaRvImX1 (more coming...)
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Radio nerditry: Washington DC's Department of Transportation operates a forgotten low power radio station on 1650 AM that broadcasts traffic info. For the last 8 years, it has been broadcasting road closures for the 2013 presidential inauguration.
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Less than a day left! Bid on this limited edition piece of DEF CON history: 2012 DEF CON 20 Ninja Party Limited Edition Phone in box https://t.co/JNoHzSeQDF
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Six and a half days, following Hurricane Sandy
Going on 30 hours without power... what’s the longest you’ve ever gone without power?
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