Simon Whistler
@SimonWhistler
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YouTuber and Podcaster. Links in bio.
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There's now a page on my website which combines all the channels I host into one feed with whatever the latest video is at the top:
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I'm saving you money. By getting this you don't have to buy Babish, Vsauce, and my merch separately. YOU'RE WELCOME WORLD.
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Now that
@pewdiepie
has said it, it’s offical, I’m “Budget Vsauce”. I always though “discount” was better :D
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My family and I are all fine. Thank you for all the messages and emails.
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Sample arrived! This is actually the nicest notebook I’ve ever owned
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Hahah fuck you.
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I changed my twitter profile pic to a generic bald dude I made in Midjourney two weeks ago. No one noticed, and I'm definitely saving money on new headshots.
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Update: all fixed. Also broke a rib in my back, which is fun. But here’s a big scar in the making:
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Yo
@TurkishAirlines
. Not cool to involuntarily downgrade me on a long haul business ticket I bought 6 months ago at full fare. You are my new Raid Shadow Legends. You don't know what this means. But you will.
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I am in the absolute middle of nowhere in Czech Republic and stop for lunch at this totally surreal American diner…
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I'm working on a new show that is 20% Business Blaze, 20% Megaprojects, 30% dunking on the History Channel, and 29% memes.
The 1% is mispronunciations.
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Just recorded a 90 minute video to find out the microphone was not plugged in. Perfect.
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This is sick. I'm so glad I figured out how to get something made direct from a manufacturer. Took long enough. Cont...
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Dear Legends: there is a delay in the Blaze because I broke my collar bone mountain biking. Getting it fixed tomorrow, hoping to be back Wednesday with a new blaze. :)
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This is an amazing compilation of "tips" from the Casual Criminalist. Thank you Elfy (whoever you are), you legend.
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Hello all. Yes, it seems several of my channels got hacked. My apologies for this. Mostly fixed. Still working on it.
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Feels a bit weird to retweet a painting of myself. But wow.
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I just bought Squarespace and didn't use my promo code. Wtf is wrong with me?
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I bashed my head on the wall. This will generate thousands of comments. Worth it for the engagement.
Not really. My head hurts.
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Officially.
@SubFlexTaylor
the casual criminalist podcast is always a great one for any true crime fans 🤩
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"Hitler, that massive Australian arsehole". An error in a recent video I think I'm just gonna leave in there for comment engagement.
Mate.
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My upstairs office neighbours begin construction… brill.
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I just recorded a Business Blaze and couldn't remember what the internet was called, so I just referred to it as "the website world". I think I might need to remove my big brain avatar.
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I'm making a Casual Criminalist about the Krays. My nan used to have a neighbour with fancy cars parked outside. I asked her about it once and she said that the woman used to be married to Ronnie Kray. I was just a kid, and didn't think much about it. Turns out its totally true.
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I just can't unsee the "cancelsimon" shirt when worn with a blazer can also be "incelsimp"
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This is me in Peppa Pig world.
I showed it to one of my kids.
She did not like it.
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Sharing bad news is much more popular on twitter because humans gonna human. But how about this for a win:
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I was on a busy tram on the way to pre-school this morning and a 11/12 year old kid gave up his seat for my 3 year old. I just hope that I'll raise a kid who will do that. It was so nice.
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Interestingly, when it comes to raw watch time, as of this week, Casual Criminalist is now my most popular show.
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Last weekend I stayed in a hotel where Karl Marx lived (by chance, I didn't seek it out). Disappointingly it wasn't free.
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SO CLUMSY. Clumsy clumsy oligarchs.
Russian sausage tycoon Pavel Antov dies in Indian hotel fall
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After many delays (covid) the Casual Criminalist notebooks are leaving the factory and heading to the distributor!
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My editor just asked me if I wanted to reshoot a video because there is a giant booger in my beard for the whole thing. Lovely.
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Lol fuck you again.
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2 hours long. Coming very soon. Just putting the last touches on it.
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I genuinely want to be able to see at a glance whether people actually like the shit I make without having to go into analytics.
I also miss being able to click on a video and instantly know whether most people think its a piece of shit or not. It's like shitty peer review.
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"We care about you [CREATOR1992834500X]"
Some properly dystopian shit.
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Just got the finished sample of Rotten Turtle. It smells amazing! Coming soon :D
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Went to the store to buy an axe and rat poison… I feel like this is what people do on Cas Crim, and now I’m on a watch list :D
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I just watched a video which talked about why having really short introductions on YouTube is important.
Fuck.
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Generally how I feel as a creator when making content that might upset someone or something powerful in any way:
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When you make a vid even lightly critical of Musk the simps be coming.
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"Oh a video about a 'murder town', perfect for my kids."
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I was just reminded of the time as a teenager, one of my sisters friends downloaded a custom Windows theme on her laptop which turned the whole thing into Klingon. She had no idea how to turn it off, so just lived with a Klingon laptop for months. Funniest shit.
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Hair transplant sponsor came through.
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Update on TopTenz hack: Woke up this morning to see that the channel has been taken down. This is good news. The worst thing would be for more scam videos to get posted. Now I'm working with YT to get account access back. Thank you all for your support. You legends.
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Remember that cocaine rapping cactus from a video a few months ago? In a totally bizarre coincidence my 2 year old got it from a relative for Christmas… not a joke.
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I'm eating lunch, in my office, totally alone, and watching a clip of Bear Grylls, and he says "this ice water is agony on my bare skin" and I loudly call out "BA DA BUM BUM TSHSHSHSHSH". I need to get out more.
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For people complaining about the Andrew Tate ad on the new CasCrim podcast. It's not THAT Andrew Tate, it's a totally different guy, with a super unfortunate name. I have no idea why the advertiser didn't feel the need to be like "not that Tate" in the read...
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@hankgreen
I will sometimes read for 4 or 5 minutes and not even remember what I just read. I’ll be thinking about pies or something.
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Super happy with this, and to say that it’s now available for purchase :)
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What sort of bullshit world do we live in where
@Sony
has the AUTOMATED copyright on Churchill's speeches (of which I used 12 seconds). Fuck you Sony.
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It's true. The reason that I don't defend Hitler is because it would be career suicide. Otherwise I'd be defending Hitler all the time. 🤡
@SimonWhistler
@NauticalNegroe
Eh I Think you are both wrong.
Simon has absolutely no ability to defend Hitler in any capacity without it being political suicide for his youtube career
It's definitely better then anything I could ever paint, but I also wouldn't be able to tell the difference pro vs amateur
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Some spam emails get confused and address me: "Dear Blaze".
Which is pretty sick tbh.
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I like this potential merch item. Prob not possible because of the logo, but I still like it.
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Probably the most "YouTube" title and thumbnail I've ever made:
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The Dahmer video was so intense that YouTube is asking me whether I'm okay watching it (while logged into the CasCrim channel).
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Oh they did did they
@YouTubeCreators
?
That's weird as the video hasn't been published yet and has literally ZERO views.
Your insincere concern for creators is pretty weird.
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Good news: This MONDAY, the CasCrim notebooks will finally be available for sale. I'll post the link here first, then they'll be a plug on the show later :).
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a joke I got from chatgpt today: "D-day was a beach party compared to Hiroshima".
Steady on.
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I think this is my favourite moment in any of my videos:
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@IsleofEchiveria
Did you watch the video? It aims to bring light to what a scary mental illness schizophrenia can be. It’s not sensationalism. Should we not talk about this at all? What an odd opinion.
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Thank you everyone for letting me know: TopTenz got hacked a few hours ago. Working to get it back ASAP :). I'm sorry for this, please don't fall for those bitcoin scammers :(
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I'm 32 years old today. Every birthday I remember watching Good Will Hunting and hearing the line "tomorrow you'll wake up and be 50". Seemed so far away as a teenager. But it'll be here sooner than I think. It always makes me strive for more. To be better. To make a dent.
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I get a community guideline strike on YouTube for a reference link in my description being hacked and turned into a porn site. Meanwhile, a comment with a link to "nude snapgirls" totally gets past their incredible filter. Nice work guys. Nice work.
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Sometimes I come across facts that are not surprising, but still fascinating. Like this is where Winston Churchill lived as a kid. Pretty nice crib.
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