Malware Unicorn
@malwareunicorn
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Not here anymore. @malwareunicorn.bsky.social
Joined February 2014
Woohoo! Gave birth to a beautiful baby girl today! On Juneteenth and just in time for Fathers day.
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Today is my first day in my new role on Microsoft’s offensive research and security engineering (MORSE) team! So excited :D.
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Phew what a day. I’m just happy I didn’t end up puking on stage. I’m proud to say that I’m actually 3 months pregnant. I guess baby’s first blackhat.
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It’s such a double edged sword in infosec. It’s cool to be female but if you’re too feminine people can’t take you seriously. If you don’t spend all of your time breathing infosec, you aren’t serious. I have a life outside work. I’d rather be myself than conform to such standards.
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“In the future, everyone will want to be anonymous for fifteen minutes” Acquired from reddit
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Coronavirus hitting tech . No TCP handshakes allowed. 😅.
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Finally got a 49” monitor with picture by picture. Best purchase ever! (samsung odyssey G9 240hz 49”)
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Wow! I can't believe I'll be keynoting BlackHat Europe this year! See you all in London.
Announcement: We are pleased to announce that Amanda Rousseau (@malwareunicorn) will Keynote #BlackHat Europe 2019
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Today is my last day at FB. I wanted to leave with smiles instead of frowns so I dressed up as a dinosaur on my way out. Off to a new adventure!
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How much you think you know vs how much you actually know
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Got a new pink pc tower after shattering the glass on my old one. I feel complete.
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Debugging code while having contractions is like a not-so-fun test of your concentration skills.
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I've decided that 2021 is the year I'm actually going to game dev and make my first real game. Been sitting on this game idea for several years now. It's time to make it happen.
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In infosec folklore, if you leave a USB under your pillow at night, there will be malware on it the next morning.
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My kiddo is only 20 months old and is already trying to bruteforce my phone login. I’m raising a troublemaker.
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What would a pessimist programmer write?. "goodbye world".
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Doodling is my way to de-stress, here is last night’s doodle.
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The one thing I dislike about advertised baby products is that they only mention moms. “Mom approved” “4 out of 5 moms”. Like wtf, what about the dads? Do they not buy this stuff too?? :%s/mom/parent/g please.
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I realize there is a whole generation who will never understand "+1". RIP Google+.
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Easter dinosaur instead of a bunny. My 2 year old loves dinosaurs. I hope this puts a smile on your face.
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I wish life was like a git repo. If you fuck up, you could just revert or rebase.
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It’s always “I wish I had more time for X” when really I mean “I wish I could focus on one thing for a few hours without getting distracted”.
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Here is an accurate depiction of red teaming. Happy Friday.
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Probably the number 1 reason I wanted an iPhone 11 Pro is to take better photos of my dogs 😅
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I'm at that age where I need 18pt font on all my terminals 👀.
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Week 1 of taking care of a newborn: it’s like taking care of a sick puppy that looks like you but with higher stakes. Sleep, what is that?.
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So I got my company swag today. They only had 3XL in this sweater so I plan on making a dress out of it.
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GitHub now gives free users unlimited private repositories
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Doctor at ER: you are ok but we found something you need to get checked. Me: Scared shitless for several days. After several tests later, it’s a benign tumor. Such a big fucking relief.
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I need this when I take the little one to the city .
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What is a great beginners CTF challenge for someone who has never played a CTF before? I need ideas.
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I pretty much live off amazon orders. But lately it’s been frustrating trying to buy legitimate skincare/cosmetics. So many counterfeit goods from “sold by” vendors. Now I just go directly to the store site. Is it me or are the quality of goods it getting worse on amazon?.
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Errors are red. Kernel panics are blue. This crash dump is a sign,.That I’m vulnerable to you ;).#BadMalwarePickupLines #Valentines.
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Making a human is exhausting. I’m ducking out from twitter for a while. ✌️.
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Hilarious seeing the comments on the video I’m in. Mostly about the pink stuff on the table. FYI I had to drag all that stuff in from my home office. I’ve spent many years fighting the right to be open in displaying things that I feel express my personality. Color is my rebellion.
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How many computers are in your life right now?.I have 6 😅.ms surface pro: web design & netflix,.custom PC: gaming & art,.mac air: art stuff,.mac pro: work,.lenovo: red team things,.mac trashcan: run my VMs.
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Last night I deployed a CTF server and taught 20+ women how to lockpick. Was a good way to end the day.
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new year’s resolution: get a full 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep with sanity intact.
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It took me 2 months to finish this painting. Just an hour or 2 every weekend. I was finally able to turn some vivid dream into a painting. Acrylic.
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mom: l was sent a jif. me: no mom, it’s gif. mom: but this person pronounced it jif. me: don’t trust people who pronounce gif as jif.
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This assult briefcase is just like when you are trying not to check work email while on vacation #redditgaming
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Downloading Xcode is like waiting for Call of Duty to finish updating.
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Hacktober jokes . How do hackers count days of the week?. They start with a zero-day.
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It’s been a little over 3 months of being on a Red Team. I’m learning so much and so quickly. I have to set a reminder for me to go home or else I’ll stay in the “zone.” I love it.
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Week 4 of maternity leave: sculpting dinosaurs for my daughter
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Today is our annual hacktober ctf kickoff. Here are some snippets from the casual game I made for the event.
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Today is my first day back at work (and back on twitter). Even if you don’t want/have children definitely consider taking a break or leave of absence just for your health.
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OH SNAP! NSA's rumored reverse engineering tool is finally being released
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Did I just hear the NJ governor ask for more COBOL programmers for the covid efforts? 😓.
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I let my mother-in-law use my desktop set up for her zoom calls. Her colleagues all love it when she wears my cat-ear razer headset.
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Whaaaaaat?! AWS has macOS vms now! It’s expensive AF though.
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My Ida colors looks like if Girl Legos and a disassembler had a baby.
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I've been teaching my intern some RE stuff. As a result, I'm working on turning it into workshop content. Here is a preview.
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This shelter in place period is giving me time to draw more. Just finished this one tonight: “pandemic samurai”
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My team got me the most awesome baby onsies. Such a great surprise in the mail.
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This is honestly the most fucked up thing to say to someone who has been carrying for 9 months. This is why I need to stay off twitter right now.
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My kiddo is going to have a very cool surprise when she gets home from daycare today ☺️
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Finally finished my lofi girl variation over the weekend.
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You know what is hard? Finishing things like personal projects. New year's resolution: actually try to finish something.
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It’s understandable that work can reach to 50 hours a week. Any more time above that is either counting travel time or just a toxic work environment. It’s no life outside of work, fear of job security, poor management, or poor work culture.
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This is uncomfortably accurate.
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I am now the proud owner of of the domain maliciousaf dot com.
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Cool, I've been waiting to post this for a while: MacOS Dylib Injection through Mach-O Binary Manipulation.
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Holy cow. I reached 100K followers. /me Runs and hides.
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I see comments about ghidra being too scary to run. “I won’t run it until I see the source”. Like it’s java! Just go decompile it if you’re worried about it that much. Go download jd-gui and have at it.
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It’s my mom’s 60th B-day and I’m driving her down to LA to get her a tattoo. ✌️.
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#BadMalwarePickupLines Hey girl, I know I just met you and this is crazy, but I got your details from Marriott, vacation maybe?.- credit to a nimjeh turtle.
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Just put "cyber" in front of everything like. cyber truck. Makes it sound more cyber.
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I gave this individual the benefit of the doubt, even replying with jokes. If you live your life constantly measuring yourself as the top 100 of X in field Y you will never be satisfied in life. Someone will always be better than you.
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My intern asked me "where in the world do you find the time?" I ask myself that all the time.
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Hey girl, did you know that I have a log4j vulnerability? so I’ll always be at your command ;) #BadMalwarePickupLines.
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It’s been 6 months since converting to the red team side. Offense really pushes you to think creatively. Always have a backup plan if things go south. Physical pentests are scary AF.
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My dog is nonchalantly leaning back and looking at my pancakes. She thinks she is being sneaky.
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Hacktober jokes . What’s the best way to catch a runaway robot?. Use a botnet.
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