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will judge your taste in music • #billsmafia til I die • kind of a caffeine addict • mutuals only @anm2032 🥸

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Passage Du Desir // Johnny BlueSkies I have been in a creative slump but I had this idea in the shower the other day so here’s my artistic interpretation of some lyrics from my top album of the year! Should I make this a series? Should I take requests??
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What’s it going to take for people to realize that hey, maybe Morgan Wallen isn’t that great a person? 😅 a chair flying off the top of a 6 story building could’ve seriously injured someone but sure, let’s keep giving a 30 year old man passes because he makes music people like…
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They look like that couple from high school who got together at like 14 and would show excessive PDA in the halls, they’re still together now but they hate each other, have 5 kids, and share a FB page because he cheated once
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Not to be dramatic or anything but I’d literally die for this tortoise with a pumpkin sweater on
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Taylor Nicole Dean
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to get in the halloween spirit here’s a tortoise with a pumpkin sweater on
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people: are you ok? me: yeah I’m ok :’) my headphones: Broken Window Serenade Whiskey Meyers 1:04 ━━━❍──────5:46 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%
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@mattxiv Definitely not me being jealous of her thigh muscle definition…
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8 months
STRIKE ME DOOOOOOWN
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Wheeler Walker Jr has SPOKEN, adios Posty 👋🏻
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7 months
Yea, you’re cool and all but you’ll never be as cool as John Prine on the Sweet Revenge album cover
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@pinchefantasmaa I’m no better than a man tbh 😭
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5 years
I’m listening to music at work and my 4 year old I watch goes “what’s that green song? I want to listen to that one” sorry, kid 😂 @zackfox @kennybeats
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5 months
Which version of All Around You do you prefer?
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9 months
No but this is exactly what radio country music sounds like to me 💀 I’m still very, very unsure where this guy is parked
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@Jaypotta
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Prepare yourselves. This is the announcement you’ve been waiting for, trust me🔥🔥🔥
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@afraidofwasps Carla and Turk from Scrubs
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You’re laughing? Sturgill is still trying to figure out what the hell rhymes with Bronco and you’re laughing?
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I could tell you she’s a mixed up girl, hell she’s 22
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@bendergirlfrend Ooooh, don’t forget to flush plenty of “sewer safe” wipes!
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@juliewrites Hey, these are my light switch covers 😄
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I chopped my hair today, if u even care
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7 months
That is the lord moving through him, brother 🙏🏻
@CountryCentral
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Does Tyler Childers have the best stage presence?
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@tinatwoclaws
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3 months
you've got 3 tickets, who are you seeing?
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you've got 3 tickets, who are you seeing?
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AS IF TYLER MF CHILDERS AINT A GOTDAMN GOAT???? Boy, bye ✌🏻😂
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This Tyler was on the way to becoming the greatest country artist of all time
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@BrianMFloyd The patriotism is just running through his entire body
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What I ordered on Temu vs what arrived in the mail 😭
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The father, the son, and the holy guacamole @Moes_HQ
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Friends don’t let friends sleep on Pony Bradshaw
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6 months
This just in: Charley Crockett named “coolest MF” on Twitter 🤠
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Western Soul 📸: willyouflipmeoff
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@SaltFlash HE ALMOST HIT TWO COPS WITH IT???? 😬 yikes dude, explains why they actually arrested and with felony charges lol
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@whoreby_parker I would do anything to have a little more lumineers stop clap hey Obama first term vibes in this world but not this shit lmao
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ITS JOHNNY MOTHER FUCKING BLUE SKIES, BITCHES
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I FUCKING FINALLY BOUGHT A RECORD PLAYER 🤪 I had to go w a classic for its maiden spin (also only one of two records I have right now lol) rip my bank account btw
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@phanatic14 I can’t wait to hear 75 songs by 175 writers 😍😍😍
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@Spicytheblue @earth2ej Where do you think they contain the rizzler when he’s not on camera?
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All I got is rocks in my head and these succulent big naturals 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@zachlanebryan Lmfao, why you lyin tho 🫣
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@bradluttrell Idk how people say this isn’t a good album, he recorded 8 songs in 3 styles, it’s incredible
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Kaitlin Butts. That’s it, that’s the tweet.
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@LoraleiTheMcGee THIS! It was grand opening weekend at a brand new bar Eric Church put hella time and money into and this clown shows up and creates a PR mess for him… real nice, real normal behavior to bring into your “friends” new business 🙄
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2 months
Long. Fucking. Day. I earned this 💨
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7 months
Bruh, I see Jason Isbell in 24 hours 😨
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@tinatwoclaws
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Look what lurks below... #bruiser http://t.co/LI6MGWr2AY
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@pissboymcgee What y’all know bout stomp n holler
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3 months
🤭
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@willustrating
The World Famous Willustrating
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quote this with a thirst trap we all need to see to believe 🫡
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1 year
@kds5140 As a ZB fan, ZB fans are absolutely ✨awful✨ you should see how low tier the FB group is lmao
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Mmmmmmight delete this… Mmmmmmight not… Mmmmmmight have another photo that followed this one…
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@islandthembo
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post a pic where your chest was insane
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Big, big fan of the PBLU (Pony Bradshaw lyrical universe)
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Soon as I was better, I was movin' on, gettin' it together, gettin' good & gone 🤍 good pick today!
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@zachlanebryan Nah, you could’ve done more, man… Tyler is doing fair market resale on TM, no reason you couldn’t have done the same.
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Today feels like a good day to listen through Turnpike’s discography
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Guys, look at this gorgeous mid century hutch my husband just bought me for $20 at a barn sale 😻😻😻 stamped 1955, a true mid century beaut
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WOW whatta pull 😮‍💨
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@itsmegangraves I, too, am a fan of my jarlic 🤷🏼‍♀️ I like fresh garlic when I get it but this is just fine for quick weeknight meals
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The man is suuuuch a little bitch
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@eagleman42069
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fuck a twitter account that follows you that’s a flex! whats an account that has you BLOCKED that’s a flex ⁉️
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@TylerMahanCoe There’s literally an entire song about mules, this is the lords gospel people
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MFs shit on Bob Dylan but eat Zach Bryan’s shit up with a spoon lmfao
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I bought this set today, a little out of my comfort zone but trying to embrace it 🩵
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Hey guys, how’s the Red Clay Strays album? I haven’t seen anyone talking about it at all, is it worth listening??????
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5 years
I bought a bunch of porn on the playboy channel when I was like... 11. My mom lost her MIND when there was like 80 dollars worth of softcore on her bill. She blamed her husband and they got in a huge fight. I remember the statement “well who did it then, Ashley?!” being said.
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6 months
50 days without alcohol! No particular reason to be abstaining, started off as a little challenge for February in groupchat but now I’m curious how long I can go lol
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I’ve been sleeping on Zach Top, kid is a whole ass vibe
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@itsturnerporter Picture a Zach Bryan song, literally any Zach Bryan song, and that’s exactly what the new album sounds like lol
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2 months
mirror selfies, signature pose
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@taulpall64
Virgo Supremacist
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mirror selfies, signature pose
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HAHAHAHHAHA I am absolutely crying over Waylon Jennings reason for leaving the We Are the World recording 😭😭 this is me the second I encounter something I don’t want to put effort into
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@thebiggestyee No I’m not starving myself, i’m “Intermittent fasting” 🙄🙄🙄
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@LR2470 Did I throw a chair off a 6 story building almost hitting two cops??? He has set the standards literally below sea level, it doesn’t take a whole lot of not being a piece of shit to be holier than Morgan Wallen lmfao
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IS THERE A COOLER MF THAN CHARLEY CROCKETT? Cmon nowww
@Wombat_Matt
Wombat_Mätt ✭
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Charley Crockett just played one of Waylon Jennings’ guitars for the first time in a good long while 😯🤠
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Holy SHIT, the record gods were giving today
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Today marks 2 years of being married to the “calm” to my “crazy” 🥹 He has offered nothing but unconditional love and acceptance since the day I met him, he is so extremely patient w both Timber & I, and he puts up w my shit. He’s not perfect but he’s pretty damn close most days!
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I am in awe 🤩 @JasonIsbell fucking killed it man, wow
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CANNOT RECOMMEND ELOPING ENOUGH ‼️ all we had to worry about on our wedding day was each other
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@abarefootmomma
christina ✧₊⁺
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unpopular opinion: weddings are overrated. If you’re waiting YEARS just to get celebrated for getting married then you’re crazy. You can do a simple ceremony at the courthouse and then spend however much time you want planning your wedding party while living together and being
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@trixiemattel “Two whales don’t even have instagram” 😭😭💀
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@ffang_nyc @YouHadOneJ0B So beautifully written 🐾❤️
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I did not enjoy this song when it came out nearly as much as I enjoy it now SO TAKE ME DOWN A ROAD THATS A LITTLE BIT WIIIIIINDEY
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I just read that all of the construction workers on the Key bridge were immigrants from Guatemala, El Salvador, Mexico, and Honduras… just guys out busting their ass for that bullshit American dream 😓 I really hope they find the rest of them, the families deserve the closure.
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Fucking DIPLO is headlining night 2 of Stagecoach and y’all were mad at Eric Church for “making a mockery” of night 1????? Kayyyyyy
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I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED HOLY SHIT
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If your taste in music hasn’t progressed passed the shit you used to listen to in high school, please go to therapy lmfao
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Wow… I am totally speechless after that show… 🤯🤩
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@WeirdBongs Apple bowl
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Hey so um, would anyone be interested in following my alt? 🫣
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@girlthestrike Me after reading Britney’s book
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Imagine literally not listening to anyone but Zach Bryan 🫣 his fan base is the absolute ✨worst✨ lmao
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Do I take shrooms before kick off? 🤔 mind you I’ve never taken shrooms lmao
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Serious question…
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This was the FIRST song I ever heard by CWG and the line “I held our baby before I was 17” still gives me chills, Seneca might be one of the best first albums in modern country music tbh
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HOLY SHIT??????? I GET TO SEE CHARLES WESLEY GODWIN TONIGHT????!!!!!!!?????!!!!
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@Kritter37 If you think this man isn’t going to get released on bail and get the charges reduced than you’re delusional lol he’s a celebrity, celebrities ALWAYS get charges reduced and suddenly everything disappears and he gets to go on, walking around Nashville like he’s king shit 🙄
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“I am unhinged, unworthy, and distasteful to mostly everyone I meet, however I am loyal to a fault to anyone I find kindness in” 🖤
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Sturgill Simpson is just toying with our emotions at this point…
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And I wish I could explain how the toxins in my brain get me so damn down that sometimes I can't speak
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1 month
I GOT AN EMAIL TO SCHEDULE AN INTERVIEW!!!!!!!!!! Screaming, crying, throwing up 😭😭😭
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2 months
Welp, time to apply for my dream job again… surely the 3rd time will be the one, right???
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I said what I said
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You know… I was going to just leave this disgusting comment alone as to not feed the fuckface trolls but now that I see some other fuckface liked it SOOO now I have to say something. What kind of fucked up person says something like this to a STRANGER for literally no reason?
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Look at THIS big beautiful bitch 😍 fer sale, they want $9,200 for it
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Someone fist bumped me at the mall yesterday when they saw my @ViolentGents shirt. REAL RECOGNIZES REAL.
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