My first book is now available to pre-order and I'll be doing a bunch of social media livestreams next week to promote it. https://t.co/VCs2Q3DHkJ <--- go here for a link to support your local bookshops and see the schedule for next week

Just logged in to read all of my DMs with Kaleb and now I am really, really sad. This is a person who was unquestionably fumbled by American media. I feel like making a list of people who should have been forced to hand it all over to him. I might even fucking be one of them.

Just keep in mind that literally nobody is deciding right now for the first time ever how they feel about a concept like democracy.

https://t.co/ov8Lghb0wt

nobody here's gonna see this probably but the "public post test" that I threatened is now up on Patreon https://t.co/uTFDM88qjy

okay, new algo thinks nobody who follows me wants to engage in shitting on the legacy of Rolling Stone magazine so this place is officially too broken to keep using I made an account on the butterfly one

if anything, the whole "blue skies and butterflies" aesthetic is even more insidious and gross than posting here but I guess that's what I'm doing

ugh, after testing this I'm afraid I will actually have to make a new account on a new social media app, which is not something a man my age should ever need to do

I stopped drinking all soda as a teenager when I was setting up in a bar one day and saw the staff restocking the bags of syrup to feed the gun. Spent another ten years doing random drugs. That's how gross soda is.

should have put a slur in the tweet

man, I've always relied on the undeniable superiority of my content to blast through every previous so-called death of organic reach on any platform... but this new algorithm is just a brickwall between any tweet with a link and real human accounts, huh?

I have no other use for RYM as a website but this list should be read in its entirety* by anyone with even a passing interest in the history of rock music: https://t.co/u7firCaYTI *you know, like a book, which it basically is, and some publisher with sense should get behind it

bad week for abusive narcissists who look like melting figures in a wax museum

so, what's new with everyone

I like it in Beatles songs when Paul McCartney was like "my bass should be louder than everything else in the mix for no reason as I play this dogshit bassline"

I have a viral tweet about the post office but I don't want to deal with being the guy who said it

‘Cocaine & Rhinestones: A History of George Jones and Tammy Wynette' x @TylerMahanCoe The book isn’t simply a tale of two star-crossed country vocalists. It also weaves in the history of seemingly left-field topics like ...pinball machines... More: https://t.co/gSiBgFErTW

I mean, idk, maybe it’s different if you just have a personal profile and use it to interact almost entirely with people you actually know but using Twitter and Facebook mostly to fuck around and occasionally promote stuff? the vibe on Facebook is a nightmare

Twitter is obviously way worse than it used to be but it's still nowhere near as bad as Facebook

Mangione trial is gonna have the most entertaining jury selection process in history

obvs a ton of complex shit to understand the why/how of it but all you really need to know is if UMG came out with their own streaming service + collective fan club/early access thing they would currently be able to offer a package that includes Taylor, Chappell and Sabrina