Thur5day
@thur5day
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I hesitate to tweet out the funny shit in my head cause it's not that funny, usually vulgar and doesn't sound as good as it was in my head. ♥ RT funny tweets.
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Joined January 2011
It might end up being the most useful class. I swear these kids aren't learning a damn thing these days.
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Ha. One of the funniest things I've seen today.
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I went to the gym but didn't work out. It's the thought that counts more on gyms here: https://t.co/CyaJ6e3yse
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I wonder how people are going to be on The Day of Judgement when they're looking for Jesus. "Naw man, you're not him. Stop playin'. Jesus was white with red or blonde hair. You're dark and borderline black." "yeah, yeah, I know he was #MiddleEastern, but ........ ohhhhhh! Damn!"
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#GoogleAccidents should have been a daily thing we all seek.
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I should have a poll asking you all to guess the age range of the top executives. I wonder how many would get it wrong.
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When they needed us to be remote (to survive), we stepped up. When we need to be remote, they fight. And now, they're laying off. I believe that every offer letter should now come with a termination package agreement (or whatever it might be called).
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Maybe she's of the lickalotapuss dinosaur classification. Did you think o' that?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Mine is being able to just "go" whenever & wherever. Ahhhh ... so warm.
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Austin?
Work from home helps fix this
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Ummm ... wow. I need these young adults as contributors, I swear.
Making their mark early. https://t.co/qgh40FZZw4
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Soooo much to unpack here (no pun intended). The BuzzFeed snippet leaves you wondering. The snippet next to the book leaves you curious. The journey of the author leaves you thinking WTF?! It's a roller coaster man. #funny #hilarious #rollercoaster #hotdogs #unthinkable
When a hot dog place opens, it never closes. I don’t know what to do with this information, but I’m unable to stop thinking about it 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP
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And freakin mullets are on the rise ... I don't understand why they're making a come-back.
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