I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trick or treaters but what was in front of our open door...another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said "Please knock." So we did, and the door swung

103?!? Let the man do what he wants.

When your wife is explaining an issue she's having with a coworker and she's definitely wrong but you nod and agree cuz you're planning on getting frisky later that night.

Pfff, what an amateur. He's supposed to put on glasses too. No wonder it didn't work.

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We all partied in this $49/night motel room... ...and put a keg in the bathtub.

This man is out here doing the Lord's work.

In the 90s, this was served at a temperature that was just shy of the surface of Mercury.

One of the last truly good spoof movies.

She took you to an exclusive, members-only restaurant with a limited menu. Some people pay top dollar for that.

Keeper.

This is something my dad would do.

Dudes need this kind of positive feedback.

Finally found where my wife shops.

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You gotta have him over for pizza. This is a beautiful moment, enjoy it together.

Hilary Duff. Part-time singer/actress, full-time baker.

Me: Exactly what a cop would say.

Jason Mamoa is a good dude.