A stone drawing of a woman thousands of years old found in France. Proof that men preferred the Venus Tummy even 25,000 years ago.

Every guy should aspire to be Homer Simpson.

Women just wouldn't understand.

Who wore it better?

Sometimes you just gotta stay in the house cuz outside cost like $300 a day.

Getting you hair cut.

"How old are you?" Old enough to count grocery shopping as going out.

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Dollar Tree uses the same fake security cameras they have for sale. Actually kinda hilarious.

Let's settle this. Is Die Hard a christmas movie or not?

I jog for 30 minutes every morning. If I can't, I add those 30 minutes to the next day. Tomorrow I'II be jogging for 3 weeks.

Next time a bad driver tests your patience, give them a thumbs-up. It’s the Gold Standard of saying, "You’re awful at this”.

FUN FACT: When you're watching something, the 30 second sex scene has a 100% chance of having someone walk in to say “what the hell are you watching?”

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Beverly D'Angelo was so hot in Christmas Vacation. The fact that Chevy Chase's character was dreaming of someone else is bonkers.

Ladies, this is why we just bring you the entire purse when you ask for one thing. It is a Black Hole of anything and everything. I'm not spending 25 mins looking for chapstick.

When I get reincarnated, you won't know it's me. But there will be signs.

Wife material.

Things that give Men motivation

Everybody flexing their Spotify Wrapped. Meanwhile, my 2005 LimeWire Wrapped couldn't be touched.