thom
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life kaiser, we are celebrating life
new york
Joined January 2012
A smiling Mo Salah turns down interview requests as he walks through the mixed zone. “Two weeks in a row? No, no, no.”
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🗣️ Marcelo: “Becoming a coach? No. I never understood tactics. How am I going to explain 4-3-3 to a player? It’s too much for my head.” @diarioas
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Anyways, it's December, which means it's time to remind everyone of the gigantic HD image of Bruegel's Hunters in the Snow. It's always my desktop background this time of year, as silly as it sounds.
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I'd give every kid $500 but take 20% over 8%. If we want to teach them capitalism we need to go all the way.
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Shocking scenes at Nice training ground last night. 400 fans were waiting for the team when they returned from Lorient after 6th straight loss. Fans got on bus to confront players. Terem Moffi & Jeremie Boga were attacked, badly beaten up, sporting director Maurice also targeted
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being in the Society of Depreciation Professionals sounds so fun. you can just point at assets and say shit like "it's over," "bro's washed," "you're cooked" and make some menacing scribbles on a clipboard
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I love watching YouTube golf ⛳️ videos!! Random I know. lol. SO COOL!
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Apparently, only 16% of people check Uber and Lyft. I'm very surprised! Every time I do, I'm shocked by the amount of price dispersion..
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Wild that the Goldman and MS bankers can cite Statista with a straight face
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Miller High Life is an extraordinary product. Beautiful labelling, a crisp beer, and one of the most memorable slogans ever: “The Champagne of beers”.
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It's too late Carnot, I've already depicted myself as the stylish mastermind and you as the amateurish oaf
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